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by lancelot
08 Feb 2011, 15:36
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Jokes! - come have a laugh
Replies: 6603
Views: 274988

Re: Jokes! - come have a laugh

As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buck...
by lancelot
08 Feb 2011, 15:00
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350049
Views: 2126069

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

NealeDeadlyAlien, good effort, keep it up! This link has some of my son's work up. He takes commissions btw. :D :P

myson
by lancelot
08 Feb 2011, 14:22
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: The List
Replies: 29
Views: 1265

Re: The List

"The Blinker: Similar to the Cower-er, except you're fine until you meet a truck, at which point you apply sufficient breaks to leave a trail of burned rubber and scattered cars behind you, then sit there refusing to budge, because you just know that trucks going to eat someone and you'll be da...
by lancelot
03 Feb 2011, 15:38
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

With all due respect doo, I do not think you will learn much this round as well. (";)
by lancelot
03 Feb 2011, 15:23
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

Wiz, I am not talking about SA per se, but the world!
I have a few morals, I do not screw my sister for example, nor do I sell young girls into sexual slavery, I do battle both these temptations but shear will power keeps me away. :mrgreen:
by lancelot
03 Feb 2011, 15:22
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

Your point being? ^^
by lancelot
03 Feb 2011, 15:17
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

As to religion and government, my belief is that the two cannot mix, governments have no right to interfere with what I believe; therefore I am a proponent of a secular state So you are saying that with religion out of a government, we as the people will have a much better life, with no major relig...
by lancelot
03 Feb 2011, 12:35
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Are you registered for the 2011 municipal elections?
Replies: 59
Views: 1828

Re: Are you registered for the 2011 municipal elections?

^^ I agree :!:

I am registered at the Rondebosch Bowls Club :?: Can have a game while I wait!
by lancelot
03 Feb 2011, 11:44
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

Kalster wrote: Nobody has answered my questions yet and I think they are pretty important ones.: 1) Are any of you who are anti-abortion/anti-stem cell research against artificial insemination? If not, how do you reconcile this with your stance? 2) If the issue is really at it's heart a religious on...
by lancelot
02 Feb 2011, 14:37
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

People who ignore blatant facts are idiots. You call me an idiot just once more and I will ban your backside, Capice?????? :lol: You guys are legends. Thanks for the quotes Lance, as knowledgeable about these things as always! It seems the problem that came later was one of education not science or...
by lancelot
01 Feb 2011, 13:51
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

You call me an idiot just once more and I will ban your backside, Capice??????
by lancelot
01 Feb 2011, 12:13
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

Did not he who made me in the womb make them? Did not the same one form us both within our mothers? (Job 31:15). Yet you brought me out of the womb; you made me trust in you even at my mother's breast. From birth I was cast upon you; from my mother's womb you have been my God (Psalm 22:9-10). For yo...
by lancelot
01 Feb 2011, 12:13
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

You shall not murder (Exodus 20:13).
by lancelot
31 Jan 2011, 12:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Weather Watch
Replies: 225
Views: 8456

Re: Weather Watch

I agree with that^^
by lancelot
31 Jan 2011, 12:40
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Cell phone test
Replies: 6
Views: 2173

Re: Cell phone test

Went onto the first one with BB, got on quickly, but the search produced bonzai but would not open any further. Very slow on the search.
by lancelot
31 Jan 2011, 10:07
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Weather Watch
Replies: 225
Views: 8456

Re: Weather Watch

Thanks KK, it was made, the prediction that is, by Cape Town International weather office.
by lancelot
31 Jan 2011, 10:05
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The non-PCF Fail/Win Thread
Replies: 217
Views: 21433

Re: The non-PCF Fail/Win Thread

hahahaha, I must admit that when peeps are supposed to know, Vodacare and Vodaphone, I too get a little frustrated.
by lancelot
31 Jan 2011, 09:40
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Weather Watch
Replies: 225
Views: 8456

Re: Weather Watch

I read in the weekend paper that a rain prediction has been made for the Western Cape this winter. They are saying that we will only get two thirds of our normal winter rainfall. :cry:
Do you know what they are basing this on?
by lancelot
30 Jan 2011, 11:33
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350049
Views: 2126069

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

KatrynKat wrote:morning :wave:
Morning to you KK, good to have you back
by lancelot
29 Jan 2011, 12:09
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 226000

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

George Carlin was a comedian and an equine rectum.
by lancelot
24 Jan 2011, 12:40
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories
Replies: 176
Views: 12131

Re: Wizardofid's pun intended thread (Sensitive pansy warnin

Oh dear, you caught me with that one!
by lancelot
24 Jan 2011, 12:23
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories
Replies: 176
Views: 12131

Re: Wizardofid's pun intended thread (Sensitive pansy warnin

And where is the pun in that? As it happens they have indeed, some time ago.
by lancelot
24 Jan 2011, 12:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories
Replies: 176
Views: 12131

Re: Wizardofid's pun intended thread (Sensitive pansy warnin

^^ Do not spam this thread with rubbish.