I will come here with my posts deemed not suitable for the thread of course with links so that I can keep both my sanity and continual power to browse these epic pages of awesomeness.
These posts will be generic in the sense that it will not be directed at any one and to keep flaming at bay.I still expect the odd sod to miss read the ramblings and go medieval on me.
But as a warning perhaps that would not be a good idea, as I continually seek new material for the continuation of the adventure of the gardening gnomes.
But there will also be more serious topics as I come across them in my day to day experience of the depressing world we find our self in.
Well this post is with regards to the gardening thread, and the spammers that found a new save haven.
And this how I feel about the day of tomorrow.Popping up? Surely you mean sprouting, I think the board has been over run by klingons, in a attempt garner the force of metro geeks.
But it is save to say that numerous pointless threads have taken over, the spam thread was sufficient to contain the damnation found with in its pages.But there seem to be a loop hole with in PHP to contain the evil of spam.The blue one has been slipping up, that or people have found ingenious ways to spread the....er... spam.
But not too worry I am sure the new sprouts will continue to thrive for a few weeks where by the second page of death will take over and the eventual adventurous lost spammer seeking torment and excitement to dismay of many will magically resurrect Darth second page of death's evil Hench men, to do his evil bidding.So the necromancer will once again rise because some ignorant lost spammer sod decided it would be fun to poke it with a spam stick to see if it will come alive.
From the mountains of the fair cape there will be a blue one, that will cry freedom.He will gather around a round table with the clans of the bringer of death administrators.They will decide on the death grip that the tyranny of spam holds on these pages.They will race forth to the servers of the two towers and gather the gunslingers to moderate their evil plans.And slowly but surely they will draw their plans against us.
The mist will engulf the spam with great vengeance upon those who appose the rule of the blue one.The gunslingers will go forth with the rage that is Carrie.
As the river runs wild with the blood of fallen comrades, a call of duty will embark those brave souls to prepare a onslaught of modern warfare.There will be a need for speed as the souls are on hot pursuit by the blue one and his band of brothers.Those who fall into the traps set by the blue one will be banished to solitude in the cell.There will be a knight rider and his root kit will help destroy the evil blue one, the bringers of death and the gunslingers.
Then the threads of pointlessness will reign supreme, and finally peace will reign in middle earth.
And so my friends spam will once again sprout and choke the beautiful forest that is the first page...
the end.
crits and comments always welcome...It consumes and swallows indiscriminately.It creeps at you with a steady pace, never rushed.
It fills every crevice and is unforgiving to those who seek shelter in the open.
With it, it brings forth evil, for it hides in it. It brings forth fear, for fear it harbors.It offers no solace, for it is cold and bitter.
For those are his army of horsemen.It's onslaught is relentless,with dawn the battle is lost,the darkness within cease
again this is really just about poking fun...no meaning attached to some posts...