lolh4x: thraed so epic it burn holes in ur brain. (c) Gatsby

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:04

ek se hosh. dala kulids. ghle, ho! oom, atts! hoe lyk die kambotcha? gwallafest 2007

So like, this is true story 100% epic.

2day i was looking at p....cformat.coza, not lolpr0n get ur mind out the gutter, and this was on my pops laptop, so like anyways, ther i was just loling at KBs noob lolh4x post and his banz0r lmao when the laptop started tjooning me big grief. It said to me: "Hi my name is Chuck" I was liek WTF who the F is CHUCK lol! But anyways this basterd say 2 Gastby: (roflspeling)(can rmember exact words he tjoon but sumthing liek): "you do not have a firewall active on ur pc blah blah your network is accesible blah blah... etc" and then tha noobhax make like a fire noise and that was ends. I was liek lolwut and started roflmao in my pants.

lolh4x rofl. True story. Norton was teh noobz0r and expire 2dayz ago and windowz firewall was off lmao.

beerman · Post by **beerman** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:16

*sigh* ... I'm showing my age

I did not understand a word the man just typed ...

Judas · Post by **Judas** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:20

beerman wrote:*sigh* ... I'm showing my age

I did not understand a word the man just typed ...

I'm in the process of translating it - hidden in the random smattering of numbers and letters is the making of an epic tale to rival Lord of the Rings.

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:20

Okay ill break it down.

I was on the web browsing there forums, when a voice, an actual voice came throught the speakers on the laptop, introduced himself as "Chuck" and told himself (I remember now) that I need to get a "better firewall" followed by a "fire noise" and that was it

I googled "Chuck better firewall" but came up with nothing. My firewall was not active. I think I got hacked. LOL.

simmy · Post by **simmy** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:21

lolforeel?

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:22

Judas wrote:
beerman wrote:*sigh* ... I'm showing my age

I did not understand a word the man just typed ...
I'm in the process of translating it - hidden in the random smattering of numbers is the making of an epic tale to rival Lord of the Rings.

LOTR IS AMATEUR SHIZZO COMPARED TO THIS EPIC STORY

sorry caps 2 make more epic this thread.

Judas · Post by **Judas** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:23

Gatsby wrote:Okay ill break it down.

I was on the web browsing there forums, when a voice, an actual voice came throught the speakers on the laptop, introduced himself as "Chuck" and told himself (I remember now) that I need to get a "better firewall" followed by a "fire noise" and that was it

I googled "Chuck better firewall" but came up with nothing. My firewall was not active. I think I got hacked. LOL.

Were you under the influence of shrooms and/or alcohol at the time in question?

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:23

simmy wrote:lolforeel?

100% for real dude. My imagination is warped beyond oblivion, but this kinda shyte not even I can hold claim 2.

Mow · Post by **Mow** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:24

What firewall are you using ?

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:24

Judas wrote:
Gatsby wrote:Okay ill break it down.

I was on the web browsing there forums, when a voice, an actual voice came throught the speakers on the laptop, introduced himself as "Chuck" and told himself (I remember now) that I need to get a "better firewall" followed by a "fire noise" and that was it

I googled "Chuck better firewall" but came up with nothing. My firewall was not active. I think I got hacked. LOL.
Were you under the influence of shrooms and/or alcohol at the time in question?

lol rhetorical questions 4tw.

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:25

Mow wrote:What firewall are you using ?

The laptop came with Vista and preloaded with Norton Security that expired like 2 days ago.

Judas · Post by **Judas** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:26

Mow wrote:What firewall are you using ?

Greenthumb Smokewall Pro I bet

qwiksilva666 · Post by **qwiksilva666** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:41

EK 53 hO5H. daL4 KUL1d5. ghLE, H0! 00M, a++5! h0e LYk Die KaMb0+cH4? 9WaLL@Ph3st 2007

$0 lIKE, +h15 I5 True $+OrY 100% EPIc.

2D4Y 1 w@5 l0OK1nG @T P....CF0rM@T.CoZ@, no+ lOlpr0n gET Ur M1ND Ou+ Th3 9U++Er, 4ND TH15 W@$ 0N MY PoP5 L@P+Op, $O l1Ke 4NYw4y5, tH3R I w4S ju5t L0liN9 @t kb5 N0O8 L0LH4x Po$t @Nd hi5 baNz0r LM@0 whEn t3h L4P+op 5+4r+ED +jo0NIN9 M3 bI9 GR13f. 1+ 5@1d To m3: "H1 mY n4Me IS ChUCk" I W@$ l1EK WTF Wh0 thE Ph 15 chuCK l0L! 8u+ @Nyw4yS +H1$ B45tERd 54y 2 G@5+8Y: (R0PHl$Pel1N9)(c4N rM3MBER 3x4CT w0rD5 H3 TJ0ON BUt 5uMTHInG Li3K): "y0U D0 NoT H4VE 4 Ph1r3W@Ll 4C+1Ve oN ur PC BL4h BL@h J00r n3TWoRK i5 4cc351BLe bL4h BL4H... E+c" 4nd +HEn THA N0OBh4x m4KE l1k3 4 fIR3 nOi5E @Nd +HA+ w4$ eNd$. I W4$ li3K l0lWUt 4nd 5t4rtED r0flmAo 1N my P4NtS.

Lolh4X RoPHL. +RU3 $+ORY. N0Rton W@$ T3h No0Bz0R 4nD EXP1rE 2D4yZ 490 4Nd WiNd0wZ Ph1r3w4lL W45 0ff LM4o.

viceroy · Post by **viceroy** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:42

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:43

qwiksilva666 wrote:EK 53 hO5H. daL4 KUL1d5. ghLE, H0! 00M, a++5! h0e LYk Die KaMb0+cH4? 9WaLL@Ph3st 2007

$0 lIKE, +h15 I5 True $+OrY 100% EPIc.

2D4Y 1 w@5 l0OK1nG @T P....CF0rM@T.CoZ@, no+ lOlpr0n gET Ur M1ND Ou+ Th3 9U++Er, 4ND TH15 W@$ 0N MY PoP5 L@P+Op, $O l1Ke 4NYw4y5, tH3R I w4S ju5t L0liN9 @t kb5 N0O8 L0LH4x Po$t @Nd hi5 baNz0r LM@0 whEn t3h L4P+op 5+4r+ED +jo0NIN9 M3 bI9 GR13f. 1+ 5@1d To m3: "H1 mY n4Me IS ChUCk" I W@$ l1EK WTF Wh0 thE Ph 15 chuCK l0L! 8u+ @Nyw4yS +H1$ B45tERd 54y 2 G@5+8Y: (R0PHl$Pel1N9)(c4N rM3MBER 3x4CT w0rD5 H3 TJ0ON BUt 5uMTHInG Li3K): "y0U D0 NoT H4VE 4 Ph1r3W@Ll 4C+1Ve oN ur PC BL4h BL@h J00r n3TWoRK i5 4cc351BLe bL4h BL4H... E+c" 4nd +HEn THA N0OBh4x m4KE l1k3 4 fIR3 nOi5E @Nd +HA+ w4$ eNd$. I W4$ li3K l0lWUt 4nd 5t4rtED r0flmAo 1N my P4NtS.

Lolh4X RoPHL. +RU3 $+ORY. N0Rton W@$ T3h No0Bz0R 4nD EXP1rE 2D4yZ 490 4Nd WiNd0wZ Ph1r3w4lL W45 0ff LM4o.

DUDE I LOVE YOU, I started crying i was LOL so hard!

qwiksilva666 · Post by **qwiksilva666** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:45

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:49

OMG I figured it out, it was rollingstone.. look

http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/alb ... /insomniac

btw i just busted myself for liking enrique, the tjoon came from one of the adds on the page, just leave it for a while 2 see ;p

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:52

this is dedicated to everyone on the forums:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcZVpaVn-eM

qwiksilva666 · Post by **qwiksilva666** » 21 Sep 2007, 17:21

stfu pansy

i hate enriqay or woteva hes called

ADV4NCED · Post by **ADV4NCED** » 21 Sep 2007, 17:26

Judas wrote:
Mow wrote:What firewall are you using ?
Greenthumb Smokewall Pro I bet

jee · Post by **jee** » 21 Sep 2007, 17:53

this thread means nothing. this thread is locked.