Scientific proof: Girls are evil

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 25 May 2007, 08:41

Go back a few hunderd pages in pic of the day and you will see this pic

DAE_JA_VOO · Post by **DAE_JA_VOO** » 25 May 2007, 09:02

Or go back a few hundred years and you'll find this in your email inbox.

DarkRanger · Post by **DarkRanger** » 25 May 2007, 09:04

Or... hey... i knew it!!

D3PART3D · Post by **D3PART3D** » 25 May 2007, 09:28

It's new to the guys who haven't seen it

LordRage · Post by **LordRage** » 25 May 2007, 09:42

Its new to me. I lol'd

DarkRanger · Post by **DarkRanger** » 25 May 2007, 09:46

ME 2!! hehe

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 May 2007, 09:47

And I agree with you - we are EVIL!

StarPhoenix · Post by **StarPhoenix** » 25 May 2007, 10:11

Is that we as in "girls" or we as in "tribbles"?

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 May 2007, 10:13

We as girl Tribbles. No most females are very good. Why do you think many angels are women? Cause they are good. Just a few who aren't

StarPhoenix · Post by **StarPhoenix** » 25 May 2007, 10:18

Not having observed any angels*, I cannot comment on that.

[I'm the annoying kind of fellow who politely requests empirical proof.The more ourageous the claim, the more proof I want, but that, I think, is a matter for another thread.]

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 May 2007, 10:23

The more outrages the story - the more likely it is true. But you are right - we need another thread for this. Feel free to create one that would suite these requirements.

Post by **Ron2K** » 25 May 2007, 13:42

Yes, I agree - girls are evil. I've generally only had bad experiences with them.

Law · Post by **Law** » 25 May 2007, 14:55

is anyone keen to try disprove the opposite?

D3PART3D · Post by **D3PART3D** » 25 May 2007, 15:28

Law wrote:is anyone keen to try disprove the opposite?

First we state that you are what you eat:

Wussy = Vegatables MachoMan: T-Rex Steaks

Then we state what girls eat:

Girls = chocolates

But
Chocolates = refined sugar x animal fat from dairy

And
Refined sugar x animal fat = bad for you

Bad for you /= good

So we conclude
Girls /= good for you

Girls are not good.

PHR33K · Post by **PHR33K** » 25 May 2007, 15:35

Girls are evil. If you dont believe me, look at my bank balance.

D3PART3D · Post by **D3PART3D** » 25 May 2007, 15:42

Phr33k you're broke even when there aren't any girls around.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 May 2007, 15:42

Hey guys, we may be evil but who (and not talking to the gay guys) would want a world without us? Anyone care to come forward and say that the world would be better without women?

D3PART3D · Post by **D3PART3D** » 25 May 2007, 15:46

No, it would be terrible without you. But I say we keep all girls in cages and let them out only when we need them.

PHR33K · Post by **PHR33K** » 25 May 2007, 15:52

I love my girlfriend, I do, and have been with her for two weeks short of two years... Its like a compulsion. When ever I'm with her, I feel compelled to buy her something

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 May 2007, 15:57

But you don't actually have to. She would much rather you shared your thoughts and feelings with her, but buying stuff is easier I know.

@G-Boy There are venues where they have women in cages but believe me, the guys are begging for them to be let out

PHR33K · Post by **PHR33K** » 25 May 2007, 16:52

Tribble wrote:But you don't actually have to. She would much rather you shared your thoughts and feelings with her, but buying stuff is easier I know.

I've actually stopped taking my bank cards with me when I spend a weekend or such with her. Started budgeting myself.... Allows me to buy something far more special, but far less often

Tribble wrote:@G-Boy There are venues where they have women in cages but believe me, the guys are begging for them to be let out

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 May 2007, 16:55

That is goo - quality rather than quantity. Much better. And you time is even more precious.

D3PART3D · Post by **D3PART3D** » 25 May 2007, 16:57

PHR33K wrote:Allows me to buy something far more special, but far less often

You make me want to plant daisies.

That is so sweet.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 May 2007, 17:01

Hey don't dis the guy - he is treating her very well.