WANT TO BE A GAME REVIEWER?

thEnaileDonE · Post by **thEnaileDonE** » 03 Feb 2007, 16:25

I made it... I made IT!!... I'm lying, I'm lying... I never submitted anything cause I still thing DOTA is cool... will a bigger fish please swallow me...

Post by **Anthro** » 04 Feb 2007, 00:32

Writing casually doesn't equate to writing shìt. I don't make a conceited effort to write perfectly, but you've adequately demonstrated more than on just a few occasions that your English skills really aren't as top-notch as you might think. Tell you what: why don't you, with your English major in hand, prove everyone's assumptions about you wrong by winning yourself a review in PCF above someone else without the same bloated education you love flaunting?

PWNED

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 04 Feb 2007, 12:00

Guys..Stacey? Cameron? Like. Please let us know what is going on with this..

Mikdog · Post by **Mikdog** » 04 Feb 2007, 12:44

I is also can like to be a reviewer of games with my jean pant I frow you wif a rock you bladdy guys.

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 04 Feb 2007, 13:08

Mikdog wrote:I is also can like to be a reviewer of games with my jean pant I frow you wif a rock you bladdy guys.

Riiiiiiiiiiite....

Post by **Anthro** » 04 Feb 2007, 13:29

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thEnaileDonE · Post by **thEnaileDonE** » 04 Feb 2007, 17:01

Anthropoid wrote:
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halo · Post by **halo** » 04 Feb 2007, 21:53

WiK1d wrote:Guys..Stacey? Cameron? Like. Please let us know what is going on with this..

can i make say something?

guys.......... relax... lets think this through... the closing date was 31 - jan right? now assume someone sent in a review on the 31st at 11:59 pm... Stacey would only get it the next day. now, she has to read through it and then compare it to the many reviews entered. she then has to sit there and pick the top 20 or so, then redo it again picking the top 10 and then again for the final reviewers... this a long process that would have taken her way longer than two days....

now consider this... the 31st was a two days before the weekend... and taking the above into account we find ourselvies in this weekend.. you can't really expect her to leave her family and friends to check up on posts regarding this topic can you?

Im as eager as you but lets relax... enjoy the weekend and many the best reviews win..

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 04 Feb 2007, 22:12

Well she wrote

"Everyone who makes the grade will be informed by then." which is the 31st as of the E-Mail I recieved. But I'm not chasing you on Stacey. Just very hyped to hear if I was creative enough

But hopefully we'll have an answer tomorrow

Mikdog · Post by **Mikdog** » 04 Feb 2007, 22:13

halo wrote:
WiK1d wrote:Guys..Stacey? Cameron? Like. Please let us know what is going on with this..
can i make say something?

With that opening statement there, you've got my vote.

Post by **Ron2K** » 05 Feb 2007, 08:10

halo wrote:can i make say something?

You just did.

Post by **KillerByte** » 05 Feb 2007, 11:16

well i just got an email from Stacy asking if she can include my review for the next issue. Don't think this means I win but at least its up to standard.

Mikdog · Post by **Mikdog** » 05 Feb 2007, 11:34

Nice work there Killerbyte. Looking forward to reading it

Post by **KillerByte** » 05 Feb 2007, 11:37

i pretty happy about the whole thing.

*gets ready to buy march issue and frame/copy/email to everyone/put in portfolio.*

Post by **ryanrich** » 05 Feb 2007, 12:19

Yeah, well done there KillerByte...

cYcLIc · Post by **cYcLIc** » 05 Feb 2007, 12:20

Mikdog wrote:I is also can like to be a reviewer of games with my jean pant I frow you wif a rock you bladdy guys.

Roflmao. I'm starting to worry about you. Never met anyone who could fake this good.

WiK1d wrote:

Classic. First time i see this.

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 05 Feb 2007, 12:32

Richard_ wrote:
KillerByte wrote:if people would kindly recall, I did get a reader's submission in. I did the NFS U2 review. so you can all eat my shorts. bla!!! OMG, some people are so uptight.
Ah, alright. And did that add a droplet of meaning to your pisspool of life? Sure, congrats that you got your reader review, but what you don't realise is that people would respect you so much more if you didn't jump at every opportunity to glorify yourself somehow. You have a limitless aptitude for trying to lift yourself to new and elevated levels in an attempt to gain respect, and yet you're always left in a muddy puddle, ridiculed and shamed. You know as well as I that we needn't even ask anyone else's opinion - the forum is littered with evidence of such.

KillerByte wrote:how does that carrot feel richard.
Sorry, just not feeling it yet. I'm sure you'd be able to describe the feeling pretty well enough though.

On a different note, why not include a few of the better reader reviews as PDF files on the cover DVD? That way there isn't the limit of the magazine as the only creative outlet.

KB, u get ripped so many new ones every time u post that you may want to keep those carrots for yourself.

Post by **KillerByte** » 05 Feb 2007, 12:46

gatsby... when i start caring what you say i'll give you a shout.

Hman · Post by **Hman** » 05 Feb 2007, 12:49

If you don't care, why don't you just ignore him?

NinjaTic · Post by **NinjaTic** » 05 Feb 2007, 12:53

lol - seems like every topic KB posts in there is some sort of Pwnage. Dude I don't know how you're gonna change people's opinions of you? Maybe join with another nick?

Good luck to you all that entered - I hated writing reviews in school, and I will never do it again! Reading them is more my kind of thing.

I agree with a previous comment that all the entered reviews should be included on the cover disk - then we (the PCF community) can vote for the "Forum Game Review Choice Award" - what u guys think?

Hman · Post by **Hman** » 05 Feb 2007, 13:11

The winner gets to present me with a cheque for R1million, sponsored by the lotto.

NinjaTic · Post by **NinjaTic** » 05 Feb 2007, 13:15

And then you'll wake up!

Hman - your new avvie - looking good! 8O

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 05 Feb 2007, 14:15

KillerByte wrote:i pretty happy about the whole thing.

*gets ready to buy march issue and frame/copy/email to everyone/put in portfolio.*

waaahahahaha...anyways you'll only see it May/June.

Cause DoOb won the casemod entry in December and it is only appearing in the March Edition...Soooooooo...But We'll see...

Post by **Ron2K** » 05 Feb 2007, 14:18

WiK1d wrote:Cause DoOb won the casemod entry in December and it is only appearing in the March Edition...Soooooooo...But We'll see...

#define OFFTOPIC
I wonder when Epiphany will be in the mag...

Post by **KillerByte** » 05 Feb 2007, 14:19

stacy asked me if she could include it in the march issue.

therefore... OWNED!!!