The official cat thread.....56k warning Fat format

[doo_much]

I go to the loo and what do I find when I get back....




How the heck am I supposed to get any work done today?

[Tribble]

Aw *cuddle* What a cute kitty cat

[GuntherHanne]

Jee, this is adorable - soooooo cute

[rustypup]

wonwon finally gets a handle on the local vermin...

[Tribble]

Oh shame!

[rustypup]

"This is...."



"..SCIENCE!"

[Tribble]

"This is ......


Torture!" said the cat

[GuntherHanne]

When God made the world, He chose to put animals in it, and decided to give each whatever it wanted. All the animals formed a long line before His throne, and the cat quietly went to the end of the line. To the elephant and the bear He gave strength, to the rabbit and the deer, swiftness; to the owl, the ability to see at night, to the birds and the butterflies, great beauty; to the fox, cunning; to the monkey, intelligence; to the dog, loyalty; to the lion, courage; to the otter, playfulness. And all these were things the animals begged of God. At last he came to the end of the line, and there sat the little cat, waiting patiently. "What will YOU have?" God asked the cat.


Photo by Ivan Nava


Blue Gaze by Douzy

The cat shrugged modestly. "Oh, whatever scraps you have left over. I don't mind."
"But I'm God. I have everything left over."

"Then I'll have a little of everything, please" said the Cat.





















And God gave a great shout of laughter at the cleverness of this small animal, and gave the cat everything she asked for, adding grace and elegance and, only for her, a gentle purr that would always attract humans and assure her a warm and comfortable home.
But he took away her false modesty.

~ "When God Made Cats" by Lenore Fleischer

[GuntherHanne]

And then I found these:

http://amolife.com/image/animals/peekab ... t-you.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/little-kittens.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/what-c ... ttens.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/sleeping-cuties.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/sweet- ... -cats.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/amazin ... -cats.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/funny-cat.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/funny- ... art-2.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/cats-life.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/red-cats.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/a-hous ... a-pet.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/its-a- ... -cats.html

http://amolife.com/image/animals/sleepy-cats.html

[Tribble]

Those are beautiful

[Koko_Lion]

A Golden Tabby Tiger

[Tribble]

Oh that is beautiful

[GuntherHanne]

WOW

He/She is gorgeous - absolutely stunning

Tigers have always been my favorite wild cats

[Stuart]

[Tribble]

hee hee

[GuntherHanne]

OK, so it's not strictly speaking all about cats, but it's cute nonetheless - got this in an e-mail today

JUST GIVE ME 2 MINUTES. 2 MINUTES IS ALL I NEED AND I
WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW!


OK, I'LL BE HIS FRIEND BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!


THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE!


ALL! RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY? I HAVE STANDARDS.


PUT THAT NOSE UP HERE ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'LL HAVE 3 NOSTRILS!


CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE WET? HA HA HA


HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PORCUPINE BABIES?
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO LABOR PAINS!!


I'M SO GLAD IM NOT AN ONLY CHILD!


AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED
I MIGHT AS WELL SHARE


SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SOOO GOOD!


EARS? WHAT EARS?


NOTHING REPLACES HAVING A FRIEND...




'Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
A DAY WITHOUT SMILING
IS A WASTED DAY ! !


If you forward this on, you get ....

Absolutely nothing ....

Except the grateful smile of a true friend!

[rustypup]

dailymail

[GuntherHanne]

This is awesome and very adorable

[Tribble]

Love can be amazing

[jee]

Totally agreed... and that is just, again, something that makes me think that we, as human beens, should love those who are different from what we are....


ta pup...

[fallen_angel]

OK this isn't a cat pic but I'm sure the kitten will like this...

[Tribble]

Hee hee I love it. Such attitude and bravery

[fallen_angel]

Don't forget the disgust on the porcupine's face

[Tribble]

Hee hee know I know where the term "looking daggers at....." came from

[DeathPing]

Now all of that was well worth the reading back! Thanks for making my day... so late!