OK, so it's not strictly speaking all about cats, but it's cute nonetheless - got this in an e-mail today
JUST GIVE ME 2 MINUTES. 2 MINUTES IS ALL I NEED AND I
WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW!
OK, I'LL BE HIS FRIEND BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!
THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE!
ALL! RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY? I HAVE STANDARDS.
PUT THAT NOSE UP HERE ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'LL HAVE 3 NOSTRILS!
CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE WET? HA HA HA
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PORCUPINE BABIES?
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO LABOR PAINS!!
I'M SO GLAD IM NOT AN ONLY CHILD!
AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED
I MIGHT AS WELL SHARE
SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SOOO GOOD!
EARS? WHAT EARS?
NOTHING REPLACES HAVING A FRIEND...
'Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
A DAY WITHOUT SMILING
IS A WASTED DAY ! !
If you forward this on, you get ....
Absolutely nothing ....
Except the grateful smile of a true friend!