The olde New Member Intro thread

[Hman]

Howdy mr Jordaan

[hannesjordaan]

Welcome Mr. Jordaan. Ordinarily it would be safe to use your real name, but there's this user ... goes by the name c0d3r ... that stalks people on FaceBook the moment she finds out their real name. It's probably too late, but I'd watch out for any Kiwis suddenly adding you as friends on FaceBook, assuming you have an account there.

As for your question ...

6) No advertising or self promotion. If you are a regular user you may announce your site in the forum once, there after you are only allowed to have a link in your signature (no banners). Please don’t just join to advertise on the forum, it will get deleted/locked.

Technically, you're not a regular user yet, but we'll be inclined to let it go as long as you don't start actively advertising in your posting and, even better, if you start contributing to the forum.

Thanks Stu, I got that, I'm here to chat not for the business, this is a strickly social call. Thanks for the heads up.

[hannesjordaan]

Hey HJ hope you have a great time around hear

Thanks CapNemo, I appreciate the good wishes, looking forward to having a great time.

[hannesjordaan]

Howdy mr Jordaan

Ha ha ha, ek het nou lekker gelag. Jou website is beskikbaar by co.za hoor ha ha ha.
Howdy to you too. ha ha ha

En so by the way, daai foto op jou Signature is van my sussie, ha ha ha.

[c0d3r]

Welcome Mr. Jordaan. Ordinarily it would be safe to use your real name, but there's this user ... goes by the name c0d3r ... that stalks people on FaceBook the moment she finds out their real name. It's probably too late, but I'd watch out for any Kiwis suddenly adding you as friends on FaceBook, assuming you have an account there.

There are 5 Hannes Jordaans that I can see on Stalkbook (I mean Facebook) so no invite will be going out in the very near future. Don't make me come spam the English thread again

Welcome to the community Hannes If you are here for idle chit-chat, you're definitely in the right place. Has anyone pointed you in the direction of the English / Afrikaans spam threads?

[Tribble]

hannesjordaan, hello there. It really doesn't matter if you use your real name or not - we will generally make up a nick name for you which you will have to live with I see you have joined the Jedi - does that mean you like scifi more than horror? If so - welcome - if not - welcome

You do have to pop into the Chill out zone if you haven't already (I am behind in my posting so have not been there yet to see if you were there already). Watch out for that mouse (Stuart) - he wields some power around these parts now, and sometimes gets a little power drunk closing threads, warning people that they should not swear, getting rid of evil advertisers......( yes I know these are good things he does, but he used to cause mayhem himself ). Now he is a good rodent.

The puppy - well, what can I say about him?! Watch out for his wit - it bites The rest of the guys in the English and Afrikaans thread are really nice - come and play sometime.

I am going to stop now as I am getting bored with myself. Welcome again.

[hannesjordaan]

Welcome Mr. Jordaan. Ordinarily it would be safe to use your real name, but there's this user ... goes by the name c0d3r ... that stalks people on FaceBook the moment she finds out their real name. It's probably too late, but I'd watch out for any Kiwis suddenly adding you as friends on FaceBook, assuming you have an account there.

There are 5 Hannes Jordaans that I can see on Stalkbook (I mean Facebook) so no invite will be going out in the very near future. Don't make me come spam the English thread again

Welcome to the community Hannes If you are here for idle chit-chat, you're definitely in the right place. Has anyone pointed you in the direction of the English / Afrikaans spam threads?

Thanks c0d3r, what a relief, no spamming (as if.. ). I've had a look at your friends "SA Shop", there is a couple of pictures missing, maybe I should take some photo's of the stuff they don't have photos on and send it along. What I don't understand though is that if they sell the stuff then they should be able to take photos and add it to their website. I'm beginning to ramble. Good to know there are 5 Hannes Jordaan's on facebook, don't know why exactly, I think. But thanks for comming to introduce yourself, it's always nice to meet interesting people.

[c0d3r]

There are 5 Hannes Jordaans that I can see on Stalkbook (I mean Facebook) so no invite will be going out in the very near future. Don't make me come spam the English thread again

Welcome to the community Hannes If you are here for idle chit-chat, you're definitely in the right place. Has anyone pointed you in the direction of the English / Afrikaans spam threads?

Thanks c0d3r, what a relief, no spamming (as if.. ). I've had a look at your friends "SA Shop", there is a couple of pictures missing, maybe I should take some photo's of the stuff they don't have photos on and send it along. What I don't understand though is that if they sell the stuff then they should be able to take photos and add it to their website. I'm beginning to ramble. Good to know there are 5 Hannes Jordaan's on facebook, don't know why exactly, I think. But thanks for comming to introduce yourself, it's always nice to meet interesting people.

They've only recently (1 December to be exact) taken over the shop and the website so I'm sure there will be major improvements in the weeks to come. If you have a look at the Facebook group for the shop, you'll see that they've got quite the extensive range of SA goodies.

So what brought you to this little corner of the interweb, hannesjordaan?

[hannesjordaan]

hannesjordaan, hello there. It really doesn't matter if you use your real name or not - we will generally make up a nick name for you which you will have to live with I see you have joined the Jedi - does that mean you like scifi more than horror? If so - welcome - if not - welcome

You do have to pop into the Chill out zone if you haven't already (I am behind in my posting so have not been there yet to see if you were there already). Watch out for that mouse (Stuart) - he wields some power around these parts now, and sometimes gets a little power drunk closing threads, warning people that they should not swear, getting rid of evil advertisers......( yes I know these are good things he does, but he used to cause mayhem himself ). Now he is a good rodent.

The puppy - well, what can I say about him?! Watch out for his wit - it bites The rest of the guys in the English and Afrikaans thread are really nice - come and play sometime.

I am going to stop now as I am getting bored with myself. Welcome again.

Hi Tribble, definitely scifi but I do like the occasional horror. I'm beginning to paint a picture, you peeps sound like a real close knit group, I like that. I had a friend in Afghanistan called Stuart, obviously not this one because he didn't make it. The puppy? Where did I miss that? Thanks for the welcome, again. I'll go and get my feet wet at the English and Afrikaans thread and go chill at the chill zone.

[Tribble]

hannesjordaan, ROTFL - we are friends but anyone is always welcome. We don't do cliques

RustyPup - have a look around in the Evolution vs Creationism .......the thread for the not so easily offended ...... I am sure you will find him in no time.

Of course we do cliques. You're just not in any of them.

[hannesjordaan]

There are 5 Hannes Jordaans that I can see on Stalkbook (I mean Facebook) so no invite will be going out in the very near future. Don't make me come spam the English thread again

Welcome to the community Hannes If you are here for idle chit-chat, you're definitely in the right place. Has anyone pointed you in the direction of the English / Afrikaans spam threads?

Thanks c0d3r, what a relief, no spamming (as if.. ). I've had a look at your friends "SA Shop", there is a couple of pictures missing, maybe I should take some photo's of the stuff they don't have photos on and send it along. What I don't understand though is that if they sell the stuff then they should be able to take photos and add it to their website. I'm beginning to ramble. Good to know there are 5 Hannes Jordaan's on facebook, don't know why exactly, I think. But thanks for comming to introduce yourself, it's always nice to meet interesting people.

They've only recently (1 December to be exact) taken over the shop and the website so I'm sure there will be major improvements in the weeks to come. If you have a look at the Facebook group for the shop, you'll see that they've got quite the extensive range of SA goodies.

So what brought you to this little corner of the interweb, hannesjordaan?

What can I say, I like interacting with people and I haven't done the forum thing in a loooong time so a bit rusty, but looking forward to meet new people and get my ears on the ground for what's happening all around. How long have you been out there in kiwi land? What koding do you do? Questions, questions.. you asked for it.

[hannesjordaan]

Thanks Tribble, Ill have a look out for RustyPup. The creationism / evolution debate has so many angles and if you ask me, I think they both are wrong in so many ways, but ja, that is for that discussion. ROTFL? I need to catch up on the lingo,...rusty.

[Tribble]

Rolling on the floor laughing You can use the Urban Dictionary - but I would caution you. The content is not always savoury and you cannot believe what you read.

[Stuart]

You guys know that the rustbucket is going to pop in here and scald me for not keeping "spam" out of this thread, right? Technically this is all new member intro stuff, but he seems to have taken a liking to rebuking me since I went green.

[UrBaN]

Welcome Hannesjordaan
I see you've had the displeasure of running into the rat. If you ignore him for long enough, he goes away

[ADT]

[Koko_Lion]

Hay Hannes. I hope you not the Hannes I know

Ever set fire to your car on purpose?

Nope, never set my own car on purpose, so naw, don't think we know each other. But it does sound interesting, tell me more... Where do you know this guy from?

He was bored, drunk and burnt his beetle. He is also a pilot

[ADT]

the pilots i know are generally crazy drunkard people

[Slyphar]

Im finally home..Name:Slyphar im hoping..no no no i mean i know i will meet intresting pc lovers

[SykomantiS]

Welcome! Hope you enjoy your stay, do take a moment to read up on the posting guidelines and forum rules and, er, stuff

[Koko_Lion]

Slyphar, Welcome Sir! I do hope you read the rules and not a "next, next, next, finish" type effort.

The ModRat would be more than happy to make a Sig and Av combo for you


*hides...

[CapNemo]

Slyphar, Hey other kiwi hope you like it hear

Now I wonder if this will turn into another spamathon

[doo_much]

Sluiper???

My genade, ons het uiteindelik die Afrikaans vir 'Lurk' gevind!!!!!

O.

En, welkom...

[CapNemo]

doo_much, well spotted sir

[doo_much]

As usual.

Ek blameer die alkahol...alkalihool...elkehol...



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