Spoil a wish game

Post by **Ron2K** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:10

OnlyOneKenobi wrote:I wish for eternal happiness

Granted. But the rest of the world is mad at you, so you have no-one to share your happiness with.

My wish still stands (if someone hasn't granted it by the time I finish typing this).

Post by **maxxis** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:10

Granted. You end up smiling so much that you get lock jaw. Eventually you facial muscles tear and you bleed to death.

I wish for Ron2K's wish to be granted.

Post by **Monty** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:11

granted, but you get banished to the moon

I wish for chocolate

skunkymunky · Post by **skunkymunky** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:27

Granteed but you get fat,fatter,fattest

I Wish for World War III

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:36

Granted, but World War 3 turns out to be just a bad movie.

I wish to inherit Bill Gates' fortune

Survivor · Post by **Survivor** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:38

Granted with pleasure, however, u end up receiving so much chocolate, u end up with the scariest mouth bacterial infection, ever seen by man. However, there are advantages to this...> U make into the book of records......this is why

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I wish that I could fly like superman!

Post by **Monty** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:45

ewwwwwwww

granted, but u forget how, and plunge to your death

I wish i didnt have to fold 250 boxes

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:47

Granted, now you get to fold 500 boxes

I wish Natalie Portman was my girlfriend

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 16:11

Granted, but she leaves u after 2 days and gets hooked up with me

jks

I wish that I would wish

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 16:43

Granted, but none of them will ever come true

I wish I was a super hero

Post by **Ron2K** » 06 Jul 2006, 16:47

OnlyOneKenobi wrote:I wish I was a super hero

Granted. You exist as a comic book character, deprived of Counter-Strike/DotA/<insert favourite game here>

I wish had a bigger salary.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 16:48

Ron2K wrote:
I wish had a bigger salary.

Granted, you get a 5c increase

I wish I could go on an exotic holiday

Post by **Ron2K** » 06 Jul 2006, 16:51

OnlyOneKenobi wrote:I wish I could go on an exotic holiday

Granted. You buy all the exotic goods that you can find on your exotic holiday. Only to be nabbed by the customs officials at Johannesburg International Airport on your arrival home.

I wish more people in Durban played Natural Selection.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 16:57

Granted, everyone in Durban now plays natural selection 24/7. As a result all shops and services are suspended.

I wish I could go home now.

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 06 Jul 2006, 16:58

Granted..here is R5 for a taxi.

I wish I had food

Worship · Post by **Worship** » 06 Jul 2006, 16:59

Granted but you get food poisoning

I wish i had enough cash for hardware...

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 06 Jul 2006, 17:02

Granted...here's R50 for a TNT2

Wish he had some cake...

Worship · Post by **Worship** » 06 Jul 2006, 17:06

Granted but its full of fungi

Wishes for no more exams

Post by **Ron2K** » 06 Jul 2006, 17:10

-=WiK1d=- wrote:Granted...here's R50 for a TNT2

Want mine?

Worship wrote:Wishes for no more exams

Granted. There's now no way to assess your ability, so you get nowhere in life.

I wish for something from Steers.

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 06 Jul 2006, 17:10

Grants wish...sends him to bootcamp

Wishes he had a new phone.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 17:10

Granted but you don't ever get a decent job

I wish I could rule the world

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 06 Jul 2006, 17:11

Grants wish...moves all the people to mars

Wishes he had a million pounds

Post by **Ron2K** » 06 Jul 2006, 17:13

-=WiK1d=- wrote:Wishes he had a million pounds

Granted. Due to the exchange rate, you become one of the richest people in South Africa. Which puts you on the most wanted list of all the gangs out there.

My last wish still stands.

Worship · Post by **Worship** » 06 Jul 2006, 17:14

granted but its all meat

I wish i could have a holiday

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 06 Jul 2006, 17:15

Grants wish...sends him to suburbia

Wish he had some McD's