Spoil a wish game

Post by **Ron2K** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:24

Seached the forums and couldn't find something like this (if I missed something then please lock this). So anyway...

You are the malicious entity tasked to fulfill a wish.

For instance:

Wish: I wish for an infinite amount of money!
Granted, but that much money causes the planet you're standing on, the entire solar system, and the whole dang universe to collapse into neutronium.

Or if the wisher was a little smarter: I wish for an irrevokable credit card with no spending limit.
Granted, but it's only a matter of time before the folks who issued it ask thier mafia friends to revoke your right to breath.

Obviously adding generic phrases like "...with no negative consequences" to the wish make the thing un-fun.

Of course spoiling the wish with some unforseen natural consequence of the wish is preferred to unrelated things like "Granted, but Cameron Losco accidentally eats you."

So, here's my wish to start things off:

I wish for a fast car.

Post by **wit_skapie** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:41

I give you a tazz....

Zell · Post by **Zell** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:43

Ron2K wrote:
So, here's my wish to start things off:

I wish for a fast car.

You die in a car crash...

I wish for a nuke...

youknow · Post by **youknow** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:44

Granted, but you will be hijacked and left disabled with only one foot, forcing you to drive an automatic for the rest of your life.

I wish for a new cheap, storage medium allowing me to store thousands of petabytes on a single disk(with dimensions similar to that of a dvd) with no overhead latency and 0ms seek and response times. Also the new mediums read and write devices will be cheap quiet and efficient sharing similar dimensions to that of a dvd-writer.

youknow · Post by **youknow** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:46

I wish for a nuke...

Granted but there are 3 secs left on the automatic count down timer thing...
my wish still stands

lmm · Post by **lmm** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:50

wish granted but you will lose it in 2 days, never to be found again!

i wish that i could have unlimited free phone calls!

Post by **maxxis** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:53

Wish granted. The line keeps crossing with every call you make. You keep reaching a hairy 70 year old prison guarg named Swen.

I wish for no more taxi's on William Nicol.

youknow · Post by **youknow** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:53

Wish granted the taxi's are replaced with stumbling pedestrians all across the road!

I wish for precidency!

Post by **maxxis** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:56

Wish granted. You are now the president of 3 mile island. Population - 1 (you)

I wish for an incurable disease.

lmm · Post by **lmm** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:57

wish granted but then you die
i wish for rupunzelle hair

youknow · Post by **youknow** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:59

granted but you get locked away in a tower for the rest of your life!

I wish for complete ownership of planet earth!

Post by **maxxis** » 06 Jul 2006, 11:59

Wish granted. Your hair gets caught in the wheels of an 18 wheeler and your head is pulled clean from your body. You die.

I wish for a time machine.

(PS in order for my last wish to be granted in a negative way the response should have been possitive. Getting something the opposite of what I wished for. A cure

:D:D)

Post by **maxxis** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:01

youknow wrote:granted but you get locked away in a tower for the rest of your life!

I wish for complete ownership of planet earth!

Wish granted. 1 minute after taking ownership you trip and fall in front of a bus. The bus misses you, but the large whale that just appeared out of nowhere does not. You die.

I still want a time machine.

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:04

Wish granted, u get your time machine but upon using it, u go bak 1 minute to when i just posted your grant. Thus u mess up time for yourself

I wish to own a bank

youknow · Post by **youknow** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:04

wish granted however you accidently travel back to the moments before you were concieved and accidently land on your parents, completely "killing the mood" and nulling your entire existence!

I wish for a kill bot that obeys all my orders!

youknow · Post by **youknow** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:06

I wish to own a bank

Wish granted however now you are in debt of trillions of dollars.

Still want my kill bot

lmm · Post by **lmm** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:08

wish granted but it kills you!
i wish for unlimited shopping sprees

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:08

Wish granted, after looking in the mirror and telling ureself (after being really angry for accidently killing your parents) u say to ureself "I want to kill u!"
The bot listens

I wish for no wishes

lmm · Post by **lmm** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:08

wish granted but after two days you get 10 more

i wish for happiness

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:09

Wish granted, all teh shops go bankrupt and therfore u get no more shopping sprees

youknow · Post by **youknow** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:09

I wish for no wishes

Granted, however you find yourself trapped in amagical fairy land watching my little pony re-runs till the end of time unless you can wish yourself free, which you can not!

I wish i can fly

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:15

lmm wrote:i wish for happiness

Wish granted, after feeling no sad emotions, u go into a mental state

I wish to run like Clark Kent

lmm · Post by **lmm** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:15

wish granted but you fly into a plane and die!
i wish the world was flat!

lmm · Post by **lmm** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:17

V10lat0r wrote:
I wish to run like Clark Kent

wish granted but then you can never stop

i wish for imortality

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:18

lmm wrote: i wish the world was flat!

Wish granted, but after winning a trip on a luxury yacht, you sort of fall off the edge

I wish that any girl i wanted wuld be my g/f

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