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I have seen many members with HUGE sigs... I kid you not. Even two mods I know of have huge sigs.
http://sh.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=127
I have seen many members with HUGE sigs... I kid you not. Even two mods I know of have huge sigs.
http://sh.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=127
Stamina: excellent Goalkeeping: disastrous
Playmaking: utopian Passing: weak
Winger: wretched Defending: poor
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor
(a player I'm interested in buying in hattrick http://www.hattrick.org
Playmaking: utopian Passing: weak
Winger: wretched Defending: poor
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor
(a player I'm interested in buying in hattrick http://www.hattrick.org
I kill you in my dreams, I turn the other cheek during the day.
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why would you like to buy a player like that brabbie? that sounds like a waste of money!
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
''The propagandist's purpose," wrote Aldous Huxley, "is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human." The British, who invented modern war propaganda and inspired Joseph Goebbels, were specialists in the field. At the height of the slaughter known as the First World War, the prime minister, David Lloyd George, confided to C P Scott, editor of the Manchester Guardian: "If people really knew [the truth], the war would be stopped tomorrow. But of course they don't know, and can't know."
What has changed?
"If we had all known then what we know now," said the New York Times on 24 August, "the invasion [of Iraq] would have been stopped by a popular outcry." The admission was saying, in effect, that powerful newspapers, like powerful broadcasting organisations, had betrayed their readers and viewers and listeners by not finding out - by amplifying the lies of Bush and Blair instead of challenging and exposing them. The direct consequences were a criminal invasion called "Shock and Awe" and the dehumanising of a whole nation.
What has changed?
"If we had all known then what we know now," said the New York Times on 24 August, "the invasion [of Iraq] would have been stopped by a popular outcry." The admission was saying, in effect, that powerful newspapers, like powerful broadcasting organisations, had betrayed their readers and viewers and listeners by not finding out - by amplifying the lies of Bush and Blair instead of challenging and exposing them. The direct consequences were a criminal invasion called "Shock and Awe" and the dehumanising of a whole nation.
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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ROFL! What sites have you been visiting jamin?jamin_za wrote:<i>The girl's parents have had to become members of a US porn site to track the original video and clear their daughter's name.</i>
Uh yeah, sure. By the way, "Tea Bagger Vance" and "Moulin Splooge" are overdue.
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Fark forumsneon_chameleon wrote:ROFL! What sites have you been visiting jamin?jamin_za wrote:<i>The girl's parents have had to become members of a US porn site to track the original video and clear their daughter's name.</i>
Uh yeah, sure. By the way, "Tea Bagger Vance" and "Moulin Splooge" are overdue.
There was a story about a girl who looked just like a porn star and was being harrassed because of it.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16 ... 42,00.html
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Phone Bill
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
Husband: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Wife: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
Husband: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Wife: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 6 2004
RE Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd starting at noon in the private function room in the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a three piece band playing traditional carols..........after a few drinks, please feel free to sing along. And, don't be surprised if the MD shows up dressed as Santa Claus!
A Christmas tree will be lit at 13:00. Exchange of gifts amongst employees can be done at this time; however, no gift should be over £10 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pocket. This gathering is only for employees.
Merry Christmas to you all and your families, Delilah
FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 7 2004
RE Holiday Party
In no way was yesterdays memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognise that Chanukah is an important holiday which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we are calling it our "Holiday Party".
The same policy applies to any of our other non Christian employees. There will be no Christmas tree or Christmas Carols sung. We will have other types of music for your entertainment
Happy now?
Happy Holiday to you all. Delilah
FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 8 2004
RE Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non drinking table....you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on the table that reads "AA Only" you wouldn't be anonymous any more!!
Forget about the present exchange. No gifts will be allowed as the union official said £10 was too much money to spend on their "Comrades" and management consider £10 too cheap. So NO GIFT EXCHANGE
FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 8 2004
RE Holiday Party
MY, what a diverse group we are. I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit furthest away from the dessert buffet and pregnant women table closest to the toilets. Gays will be allowed to sit with each other, lesbians do not have to sit with the faggots, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangements for the men's table also. To the person asking for permission to cross-dress - NO
We will have booster seats for short arses. Lowe fat food will be available for those on a diet. As we cannot control the salt used in the food - we suggest those with high blood pressure, taste the food first. There will be fresh fruits as a dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry
Did I miss anything ?!?!?!?
FROM Delilah Sanderson
Slave Traders Director
TO All *****-head employees
Date November 9 2004
RE The Phucking Holiday Party
Vegetarian p.ricks, I've had it with you people. The party STAYS at the Grill House, like it or not. Sit at the table furthest from the "..grill of death" as you put it and you'll get your blasted salad bar with organic tomatoes. But listen....tomatoes have feelings as well you know. They scream when you cut them. Oh yes. I've heard them scream. I can hear them screaming NOW.
Have a rotten holiday
FROM John Parker
Acting Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 10 2004
RE Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Delilah Sanderson a speedy recovery and I'll forward your cards to her.
In the meantime, the management have decided to cancel our Holiday Party and instead give everyone the afternoon of December 23 off with full pay
Happy Holidays
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 6 2004
RE Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd starting at noon in the private function room in the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a three piece band playing traditional carols..........after a few drinks, please feel free to sing along. And, don't be surprised if the MD shows up dressed as Santa Claus!
A Christmas tree will be lit at 13:00. Exchange of gifts amongst employees can be done at this time; however, no gift should be over £10 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pocket. This gathering is only for employees.
Merry Christmas to you all and your families, Delilah
FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 7 2004
RE Holiday Party
In no way was yesterdays memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognise that Chanukah is an important holiday which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we are calling it our "Holiday Party".
The same policy applies to any of our other non Christian employees. There will be no Christmas tree or Christmas Carols sung. We will have other types of music for your entertainment
Happy now?
Happy Holiday to you all. Delilah
FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 8 2004
RE Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non drinking table....you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on the table that reads "AA Only" you wouldn't be anonymous any more!!
Forget about the present exchange. No gifts will be allowed as the union official said £10 was too much money to spend on their "Comrades" and management consider £10 too cheap. So NO GIFT EXCHANGE
FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 8 2004
RE Holiday Party
MY, what a diverse group we are. I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit furthest away from the dessert buffet and pregnant women table closest to the toilets. Gays will be allowed to sit with each other, lesbians do not have to sit with the faggots, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangements for the men's table also. To the person asking for permission to cross-dress - NO
We will have booster seats for short arses. Lowe fat food will be available for those on a diet. As we cannot control the salt used in the food - we suggest those with high blood pressure, taste the food first. There will be fresh fruits as a dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry
Did I miss anything ?!?!?!?
FROM Delilah Sanderson
Slave Traders Director
TO All *****-head employees
Date November 9 2004
RE The Phucking Holiday Party
Vegetarian p.ricks, I've had it with you people. The party STAYS at the Grill House, like it or not. Sit at the table furthest from the "..grill of death" as you put it and you'll get your blasted salad bar with organic tomatoes. But listen....tomatoes have feelings as well you know. They scream when you cut them. Oh yes. I've heard them scream. I can hear them screaming NOW.
Have a rotten holiday
FROM John Parker
Acting Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 10 2004
RE Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Delilah Sanderson a speedy recovery and I'll forward your cards to her.
In the meantime, the management have decided to cancel our Holiday Party and instead give everyone the afternoon of December 23 off with full pay
Happy Holidays
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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hey whatsup? i got a new phone(motorola v3) and the phone didn't come with the software so i was wonderin if you could help me look for it on the net or soemthing? cos i'm not too good with finding stuff, normalyl just use google or altavista. thanks
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Spawn Recruiter For the Pride! show me boobies if you want to get in!
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...(^,#)=3 bunny is a skater!
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Spawn Recruiter For the Pride! show me boobies if you want to get in!
...()_()
...(^,#)=3 bunny is a skater!
...(")(")
.\_____/
...O...O
Actually he is only one level down on the best you can get in the game. That Utopian skill comes in at a hefty R40m-R50m a pop.jee wrote:why would you like to buy a player like that brabbie? that sounds like a waste of money!
Just ask sojourn or qwiksilva or Dr_Jung or Fishzn...
I kill you in my dreams, I turn the other cheek during the day.
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