Paste what you copied last:

Chat about anything and everything here!
Forum rules
The global forum rules are found here.

NOTE: posts in this section are not counted towards your total.
User avatar
Rid1
Registered User
Posts: 10339
Joined: 03 Sep 2004, 02:00

Post by Rid1 »

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2217/19ws.gif

(to send in a a PM to Jee to ask why she said i was over the limits???)
Image
Zell
Permanently Banned
Posts: 6270
Joined: 14 Mar 2005, 02:00

Post by Zell »

*Raises eyebrow.
I have seen many members with HUGE sigs... I kid you not. Even two mods I know of have huge sigs.
:roll:

http://sh.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=127
User avatar
hamin_aus
Forum Moderator
Posts: 18363
Joined: 28 Aug 2003, 02:00
Processor: Intel i7 3770K
Motherboard: GA-Z77X-UP4 TH
Graphics card: Galax GTX1080
Memory: 32GB G.Skill Ripjaws
Location: Where beer does flow and men chunder
Contact:

Post by hamin_aus »

Image
jee
Registered User
Posts: 19336
Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 02:00
Location: a hole so deep...

Post by jee »

50.43 KB (51639 bytes)
(size of Ridwaan's NEWEST sig)
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
brabham
Registered User
Posts: 1757
Joined: 26 Nov 2002, 02:00
Location: Cape Town
Contact:

Post by brabham »

Stamina: excellent Goalkeeping: disastrous
Playmaking: utopian Passing: weak
Winger: wretched Defending: poor
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor

(a player I'm interested in buying in hattrick http://www.hattrick.org
I kill you in my dreams, I turn the other cheek during the day.

i5 2500k : ASUS P8P67 : ASUS 560ti : Antec High Current Pro 850 : 2x2GB G.Skill : 160GB + 1.5TB Seagate SATA 7200rpm : LG super multi DVD writer : Coolermaster Storm Enforcer
jee
Registered User
Posts: 19336
Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 02:00
Location: a hole so deep...

Post by jee »

why would you like to buy a player like that brabbie? that sounds like a waste of money! :)
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
User avatar
hamin_aus
Forum Moderator
Posts: 18363
Joined: 28 Aug 2003, 02:00
Processor: Intel i7 3770K
Motherboard: GA-Z77X-UP4 TH
Graphics card: Galax GTX1080
Memory: 32GB G.Skill Ripjaws
Location: Where beer does flow and men chunder
Contact:

Post by hamin_aus »

C:\Stuff To Keep\Books\PDF\Robert Jordan - The Wheel of Time Compendium (All 9 Books).pdf
Image
jee
Registered User
Posts: 19336
Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 02:00
Location: a hole so deep...

Post by jee »

''The propagandist's purpose," wrote Aldous Huxley, "is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human." The British, who invented modern war propaganda and inspired Joseph Goebbels, were specialists in the field. At the height of the slaughter known as the First World War, the prime minister, David Lloyd George, confided to C P Scott, editor of the Manchester Guardian: "If people really knew [the truth], the war would be stopped tomorrow. But of course they don't know, and can't know."

What has changed?

"If we had all known then what we know now," said the New York Times on 24 August, "the invasion [of Iraq] would have been stopped by a popular outcry." The admission was saying, in effect, that powerful newspapers, like powerful broadcasting organisations, had betrayed their readers and viewers and listeners by not finding out - by amplifying the lies of Bush and Blair instead of challenging and exposing them. The direct consequences were a criminal invasion called "Shock and Awe" and the dehumanising of a whole nation.
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
User avatar
hamin_aus
Forum Moderator
Posts: 18363
Joined: 28 Aug 2003, 02:00
Processor: Intel i7 3770K
Motherboard: GA-Z77X-UP4 TH
Graphics card: Galax GTX1080
Memory: 32GB G.Skill Ripjaws
Location: Where beer does flow and men chunder
Contact:

Post by hamin_aus »

C:\Stuff To Keep\Books\PDF\BattleTech [8604] The Spider And The Wolf (Graphic Novel).pdf
Image
Nerevar
Registered User
Posts: 3621
Joined: 21 Jul 2004, 02:00
Location: Stellenbosch
Contact:

Post by Nerevar »

196.31.215.156:27010
Image
E6600@2.9GHz, Asus8800 GTS, 2x2GB
Patriot DDR2 4-4-4-12 @ 900MHz
User avatar
hamin_aus
Forum Moderator
Posts: 18363
Joined: 28 Aug 2003, 02:00
Processor: Intel i7 3770K
Motherboard: GA-Z77X-UP4 TH
Graphics card: Galax GTX1080
Memory: 32GB G.Skill Ripjaws
Location: Where beer does flow and men chunder
Contact:

Post by hamin_aus »

<i>The girl's parents have had to become members of a US porn site to track the original video and clear their daughter's name.</i>

Uh yeah, sure. By the way, "Tea Bagger Vance" and "Moulin Splooge" are overdue.
Image
User avatar
Rid1
Registered User
Posts: 10339
Joined: 03 Sep 2004, 02:00

Post by Rid1 »

50.43 KB (51639 bytes)
(size of Ridwaan's NEWEST sig)


No Jee's lying - every1 pls check athe size of my sig and let me know??
Image
User avatar
hamin_aus
Forum Moderator
Posts: 18363
Joined: 28 Aug 2003, 02:00
Processor: Intel i7 3770K
Motherboard: GA-Z77X-UP4 TH
Graphics card: Galax GTX1080
Memory: 32GB G.Skill Ripjaws
Location: Where beer does flow and men chunder
Contact:

Post by hamin_aus »

20.0 KB (20,480 bytes)

:roll: Rid1's sig size
Image
User avatar
Rid1
Registered User
Posts: 10339
Joined: 03 Sep 2004, 02:00

Post by Rid1 »

well, thanks JAMIn, JEE's been PM'ing me about this ...

Lets see what virus she has on her pc now!
She insisted my sig is overweight...But actually i get 18.29KB, so what virus do you have???
Image
neon_chameleon
Moderator Emeritus
Posts: 6098
Joined: 27 Feb 2004, 02:00
Location: Durban
Contact:

Post by neon_chameleon »

jamin_za wrote:<i>The girl's parents have had to become members of a US porn site to track the original video and clear their daughter's name.</i>

Uh yeah, sure. By the way, "Tea Bagger Vance" and "Moulin Splooge" are overdue.
ROFL! What sites have you been visiting jamin? ;)
Qualifications: BSc Computer Science & Information Technology, BCom Information Systems Honours, ISACA CISA, ISACA CRISC
Experience: Web Design, IT Auditing, IT Governance, Computer Retail, IT Consulting
Interests: Technology, Nutrition, Toasters, BBM, Facebook, Colourful Diagrams
User avatar
hamin_aus
Forum Moderator
Posts: 18363
Joined: 28 Aug 2003, 02:00
Processor: Intel i7 3770K
Motherboard: GA-Z77X-UP4 TH
Graphics card: Galax GTX1080
Memory: 32GB G.Skill Ripjaws
Location: Where beer does flow and men chunder
Contact:

Post by hamin_aus »

neon_chameleon wrote:
jamin_za wrote:<i>The girl's parents have had to become members of a US porn site to track the original video and clear their daughter's name.</i>

Uh yeah, sure. By the way, "Tea Bagger Vance" and "Moulin Splooge" are overdue.
ROFL! What sites have you been visiting jamin? ;)
Fark forums :D
There was a story about a girl who looked just like a porn star and was being harrassed because of it.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16 ... 42,00.html
Image
AlphA
Registered User
Posts: 3213
Joined: 15 Mar 2005, 02:00
Location: JHB
Contact:

Post by AlphA »

Shame - poor girl!
jee
Registered User
Posts: 19336
Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 02:00
Location: a hole so deep...

Post by jee »

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.
A J Muste
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
User avatar
hamin_aus
Forum Moderator
Posts: 18363
Joined: 28 Aug 2003, 02:00
Processor: Intel i7 3770K
Motherboard: GA-Z77X-UP4 TH
Graphics card: Galax GTX1080
Memory: 32GB G.Skill Ripjaws
Location: Where beer does flow and men chunder
Contact:

Post by hamin_aus »

Image
Rigermortis
Registered User
Posts: 7
Joined: 16 Oct 2005, 02:00

Post by Rigermortis »

Phone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Husband: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Wife: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
jee
Registered User
Posts: 19336
Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 02:00
Location: a hole so deep...

Post by jee »

FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 6 2004
RE Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd starting at noon in the private function room in the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a three piece band playing traditional carols..........after a few drinks, please feel free to sing along. And, don't be surprised if the MD shows up dressed as Santa Claus!

A Christmas tree will be lit at 13:00. Exchange of gifts amongst employees can be done at this time; however, no gift should be over £10 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pocket. This gathering is only for employees.

Merry Christmas to you all and your families, Delilah

FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 7 2004
RE Holiday Party

In no way was yesterdays memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognise that Chanukah is an important holiday which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we are calling it our "Holiday Party".

The same policy applies to any of our other non Christian employees. There will be no Christmas tree or Christmas Carols sung. We will have other types of music for your entertainment

Happy now?

Happy Holiday to you all. Delilah


FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 8 2004
RE Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non drinking table....you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on the table that reads "AA Only" you wouldn't be anonymous any more!!

Forget about the present exchange. No gifts will be allowed as the union official said £10 was too much money to spend on their "Comrades" and management consider £10 too cheap. So NO GIFT EXCHANGE


FROM Delilah Sanderson
Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 8 2004
RE Holiday Party

MY, what a diverse group we are. I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit furthest away from the dessert buffet and pregnant women table closest to the toilets. Gays will be allowed to sit with each other, lesbians do not have to sit with the faggots, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangements for the men's table also. To the person asking for permission to cross-dress - NO

We will have booster seats for short arses. Lowe fat food will be available for those on a diet. As we cannot control the salt used in the food - we suggest those with high blood pressure, taste the food first. There will be fresh fruits as a dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry

Did I miss anything ?!?!?!?

FROM Delilah Sanderson
Slave Traders Director
TO All *****-head employees
Date November 9 2004
RE The Phucking Holiday Party

Vegetarian p.ricks, I've had it with you people. The party STAYS at the Grill House, like it or not. Sit at the table furthest from the "..grill of death" as you put it and you'll get your blasted salad bar with organic tomatoes. But listen....tomatoes have feelings as well you know. They scream when you cut them. Oh yes. I've heard them scream. I can hear them screaming NOW.

Have a rotten holiday


FROM John Parker
Acting Human Resources Director
TO All employees
Date November 10 2004
RE Holiday Party

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Delilah Sanderson a speedy recovery and I'll forward your cards to her.

In the meantime, the management have decided to cancel our Holiday Party and instead give everyone the afternoon of December 23 off with full pay

Happy Holidays
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
User avatar
hamin_aus
Forum Moderator
Posts: 18363
Joined: 28 Aug 2003, 02:00
Processor: Intel i7 3770K
Motherboard: GA-Z77X-UP4 TH
Graphics card: Galax GTX1080
Memory: 32GB G.Skill Ripjaws
Location: Where beer does flow and men chunder
Contact:

Post by hamin_aus »

16.0 KB (16,384 bytes)
Image
-PhoeniX-
Registered User
Posts: 1506
Joined: 22 Jun 2005, 02:00
Location: wasting my time not playing guitar!

Post by -PhoeniX- »

hey whatsup? i got a new phone(motorola v3) and the phone didn't come with the software so i was wonderin if you could help me look for it on the net or soemthing? cos i'm not too good with finding stuff, normalyl just use google or altavista. thanks
bullets are my only weakness!

Spawn Recruiter For the Pride! show me boobies if you want to get in!

...()_()
...(^,#)=3 bunny is a skater!
...(")(")
.\_____/
...O...O
brabham
Registered User
Posts: 1757
Joined: 26 Nov 2002, 02:00
Location: Cape Town
Contact:

Post by brabham »

jee wrote:why would you like to buy a player like that brabbie? that sounds like a waste of money! :)
Actually he is only one level down on the best you can get in the game. That Utopian skill comes in at a hefty R40m-R50m a pop. :?

Just ask sojourn or qwiksilva or Dr_Jung or Fishzn...
I kill you in my dreams, I turn the other cheek during the day.

i5 2500k : ASUS P8P67 : ASUS 560ti : Antec High Current Pro 850 : 2x2GB G.Skill : 160GB + 1.5TB Seagate SATA 7200rpm : LG super multi DVD writer : Coolermaster Storm Enforcer
Post Reply