neon_chameleon wrote:
Tim "the Uber gamer". This is the only guy who brings his own chair to the lan, and not just any chair, but a full lounge sofa chair with back support. He brings all kinds of periphals like a force feedback steering and flight sim joystick. Has a 200Gb hdd of just installed games like NFSU2, MS Flight Sim, Nascar 2005, etc. of which nobody else plays. Would bring crash helmet and driving gloves if his mini-fridge didn't take up so much space in the car. Recognise him with his 8 litres of Coke and Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons appearance - brown hair worn in a pony-tail, prescription pants and a double chin.
Quinton "The Anime Guy". Has 400Gb's of anime leeched from lan's. Can recite every line from Naruto and is forever burning dvd's of them. He watchs them at lans while other people are playing multiplayer Battlefield 2 or Call Of Duty. Is forever installing and re-installing codec's as well.
Tim... I told you about that guy.
You forgot to add that he likes to shout randomly when he's owning other people at "Motobyke 1997" or whatever. Also, he doesn't move from his couch. *this is all true guys*
And Quinton... he sounds cool. I must go have a chat with him, cause he sounds like me, except that I do play BF2 and I don't bother with codecs. If it doesn't wanna run on my codecs, then it doesn't deserve to be watched.
EDIT: Numgber 2 sounds so much like Neon... "My settings are perfect" "DM6 spawn times memorised perfectly" "I only play on my 1337 computer, cause everything else is n00b like" "I don't like that map cause I don't know the exact anlges to throw that grendae to kill at the beginning" "That map requires too much integration"
Anyways, hows about "The classical CS 1.6 gamer"
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The guy with the nasal vioce who likes to speak to his monitor when logging on to steam saying "Wow, today I'm gonna POON some noobs. Lol! I'm gonna take my deagle and get the most headshots"
And when things don't go his way...
"OMG WTF!!!! You bloody noob! I'm gonna tell the admin, and you are gonna get banned for using haxorz."
And when in a clan match and coming last...
"I've got so much lag! I need to reformat my hard drive. My mouse is broken. My sensitivity got messed. You cheated."
And when winning...
"I am so leet! Lol! Bow down to my golumn-like figure and my four-eyes prowess. Now the leetest clans will beg me to join them."
HINT: To find this creature in it's natural habitat, you must visit lans that have cs 1.6 tournaments, and you will usually find them walking around and laughing at others. Also, if you want to see them online. Just join any team and kill the entire team at the beginning. The guy who types "OMG WTF. I'm gonna get you banned you noob" is probably "the cs 1.6 classic".
Beware though. Sometimes everybody there is like that. Now you don't want 32 nasal-voiced golumns to get their blood pressures too high.
EDIT2: The guys who come to lans with their speakers should be bludgeoned to death!!! I just hate those guys, as they think they are so cool, meanwhile everybody is looking at them with twisted eyes. Are they so stupid that they don't notice the glares????