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CapNemo
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Re: Afrikaans
En nou is dit darm Vrydag
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
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CapNemo
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Re: Afrikaans
Ja nee se dit Hman
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
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Re: Afrikaans
Ek het dan?
Die dag loop veels te stadig
Die dag loop veels te stadig
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CapNemo
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Re: Afrikaans
Oh ja dit is ook waar
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
Re: Afrikaans
Yo. 
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Re: Afrikaans
Ek dink my bure is regtig arm. Jul moes sien hoe gaan die vrou tekere toe hul baba 'n 5 sent munt insluk!
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Vrou: 'Wil jy nie mar ophou suip nie?'
Kallie: 'OK, as jy ophou make-up gebruik.'
Vrou: 'Maar ek gebruik dit sodat ek kan mooi lyk vir jou.'
Kallie: 'Nou! Ek suip ook sodat jy kan mooi lyk vir my!'
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Dokter: "Die operasie sal R20000 kos... R5000 deposito en R500pm...."
Pasient: "Jislaaaik voel of ek kar koop!"
Dokter: "Ja....jy doen....jy koop vir my een!"
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Blond aan vriendin: "Ek dink my nuwe buurman is 'n Rus - hy skryf elke oggend in die wasem op sy badkamervenster: "!!!ETEIT UOJ YM SYW"
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My ma en pa is weg met vakansie toe vra hulle ek moet agter die huis kyk. En wragtag toe breek hulle voor in!
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Sipho kom laat by die werk... Baas vra: "Hoekom is jy laat?" "Nee meneer 'n aunty het 'n R100 verloor by die taxirank!" Baas: "Ooh.. en jy het haar help soek?" "Nee mnr... ek het op daai R100 gestaan tot sy loop!"
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Die blondine gaan koöperasie toe om raad te vra oor 'n molplaag in haar tuin. Die verkoopsman gee haar gif en sê: "Druk dit in die mol se gat en jou probleme sal opgelos wees." Die blondine dink so 'n rukkie na en vra toe: "Dink jy die mol sal stil sit?"
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Boer sê vir Sipho: "Ai, nee man, Sipho! Jy werk stadig, jy eet stadig, jy loop stadig! Is daar enige iets wat jy vinnig doen?"
Sipho: "Eish, ek word baie vinnig moeg!"
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Dominee: 'Hoekom so hartseer broer?' Man: 'My hond is dood. Sal Dominee hom begrawe asseblief?' Dominee: 'Nee broer, ons begrawe nie diere nie. Probeer die AGS oorkant die straat.' Man: 'Goed, dink dominee hulle sal 'n donasie van R50 000 aanvaar? Dominee: 'My magtig broer, kom sit, pleks jy sê dis 'n NG hondjie!'
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As dit waar is dat meisies met mans trou wat soos hulle pa is, dan verstaan ek hoekom so baie mammas huil op hul dogter se troue!
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Vrou: 'Wil jy nie mar ophou suip nie?'
Kallie: 'OK, as jy ophou make-up gebruik.'
Vrou: 'Maar ek gebruik dit sodat ek kan mooi lyk vir jou.'
Kallie: 'Nou! Ek suip ook sodat jy kan mooi lyk vir my!'
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Dokter: "Die operasie sal R20000 kos... R5000 deposito en R500pm...."
Pasient: "Jislaaaik voel of ek kar koop!"
Dokter: "Ja....jy doen....jy koop vir my een!"
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Blond aan vriendin: "Ek dink my nuwe buurman is 'n Rus - hy skryf elke oggend in die wasem op sy badkamervenster: "!!!ETEIT UOJ YM SYW"
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
My ma en pa is weg met vakansie toe vra hulle ek moet agter die huis kyk. En wragtag toe breek hulle voor in!
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Sipho kom laat by die werk... Baas vra: "Hoekom is jy laat?" "Nee meneer 'n aunty het 'n R100 verloor by die taxirank!" Baas: "Ooh.. en jy het haar help soek?" "Nee mnr... ek het op daai R100 gestaan tot sy loop!"
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Die blondine gaan koöperasie toe om raad te vra oor 'n molplaag in haar tuin. Die verkoopsman gee haar gif en sê: "Druk dit in die mol se gat en jou probleme sal opgelos wees." Die blondine dink so 'n rukkie na en vra toe: "Dink jy die mol sal stil sit?"
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Boer sê vir Sipho: "Ai, nee man, Sipho! Jy werk stadig, jy eet stadig, jy loop stadig! Is daar enige iets wat jy vinnig doen?"
Sipho: "Eish, ek word baie vinnig moeg!"
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Dominee: 'Hoekom so hartseer broer?' Man: 'My hond is dood. Sal Dominee hom begrawe asseblief?' Dominee: 'Nee broer, ons begrawe nie diere nie. Probeer die AGS oorkant die straat.' Man: 'Goed, dink dominee hulle sal 'n donasie van R50 000 aanvaar? Dominee: 'My magtig broer, kom sit, pleks jy sê dis 'n NG hondjie!'
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As dit waar is dat meisies met mans trou wat soos hulle pa is, dan verstaan ek hoekom so baie mammas huil op hul dogter se troue!
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"Every thinking man is a drinking man."
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CapNemo
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Re: Afrikaans
baie nice hman"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
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CapNemo
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Re: Afrikaans
Ja nee ongelukig probeer die res van ons nie vreeslik nie
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
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CapNemo
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Re: Afrikaans
Dink ons moet recruit maar ek weet nie eintlik hoe dit sal werk nie
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
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CapNemo
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Re: Afrikaans
Ons sal maar die kat moet hier kry om te recruit
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
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Hman
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Re: Afrikaans
Dit kan werk as sy hier rond was
"Every thinking man is a drinking man."
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Re: Afrikaans
Dink ons sal haar n boodskap moet stuur om haar te remind om in te log
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
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CapNemo
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Re: Afrikaans
Dit mag dalk die ding doen het jy dalk een
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
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Hman
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Re: Afrikaans
Nie aan my persoon
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Re: Afrikaans
Het nie jy bedoel nie...
jee, ek en RRF lewe nog... net baja besig met werk en thesis en om 'n troue te reel...
nog net minder as 6 maande...
jee, ek en RRF lewe nog... net baja besig met werk en thesis en om 'n troue te reel...
nog net minder as 6 maande...
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