The olde New Member Intro thread

[Stuart]

So you in love with Tribble Mousie?

Well, I WAS thinking more along the lines of "war," you know ...

So anything goes? Mmmm and here I was holding back *Retreats to revise her "do not eat the mouse" strategy and considers replacing it with "All's fair in love and war"*

You've been holding back? Wow, I'd hate to see you when you get really nasty!

*considers finding the cat's postal address and shipping a copy of the latest BitDefender*

Im getting to be such a geek ,a friend asked me to take her to get a mouse ,took her to The PC Shop but she wanted to go to the Pet shop to Feed her Pet Snake

Lol ... an honest mistake, which I'm sure we'd all easily commit under similar circumstances.

[di]

I like Both but Live in a Flat, So my Son Has A Parrot,cockatiel and bugie
cats are ok for decoration
Dogs you can train
Dont like Lap dogs (Must Be big)

[Stuart]

Aw, c'mon di, commit yourself here. Admit it ... cats are teh suck. Dogs ALMOST rule ... pipped only by mice. But they're definitely cuter, smarter, friendlier and more useful than cats.

*glances nervously over shoulder for any sign of approaching cat*

[di]

Aw, c'mon di, commit yourself here. Admit it ... cats are teh suck. Dogs ALMOST rule ... pipped only by mice. But they're definitely cuter, smarter, friendlier and more useful than cats.

*glances nervously over shoulder for any sign of approaching cat*

I agree with You
waiting to get pounced on by all the CAT LOVERS

[di]

Hi Di

Welcome... and happy Halloween, muahahhaa!!!!

THANKS 4 the Welkom
forgot about Halloween
we used to have great GUY FAWKES Many moons ago Till all the Big Crakers were Banned

[Tribble]

So you in love with Tribble Mousie?

Well, I WAS thinking more along the lines of "war," you know ...

So anything goes? Mmmm and here I was holding back *Retreats to revise her "do not eat the mouse" strategy and considers replacing it with "All's fair in love and war"*

You've been holding back? Wow, I'd hate to see you when you get really nasty!

*considers finding the cat's postal address and shipping a copy of the latest BitDefender*

Im getting to be such a geek ,a friend asked me to take her to get a mouse ,took her to The PC Shop but she wanted to go to the Pet shop to Feed her Pet Snake

Lol ... an honest mistake, which I'm sure we'd all easily commit under similar circumstances.

Holding back - yes. I was trying to give you a fighting chance. Mmmmm but this could be much more entertaining

[Tribble]

Aw, c'mon di, commit yourself here. Admit it ... cats are teh suck. Dogs ALMOST rule ... pipped only by mice. But they're definitely cuter, smarter, friendlier and more useful than cats.

*glances nervously over shoulder for any sign of approaching cat*

Ummm she buys mice for her friend's snake - incase you missed that Methinks you have someone else to watch out for too

[justinufo]

Helllllooooooo!!!Im new

[Koko_Lion]

Hay there justinufo, welcome!!

[Tribble]

Helllllooooooo!!!Im new

Hellllloooooo new user. Welcome to this forum. This is an automated response to all those who post in this thread with a post count less than 5. We would love to welcome you to our forum and suggest (rather strongly) that you visit the English spam thread. The reason for this that that is where all the most interesting people hang out.

Caution is issued when dealing with Puppy and mousey. Puppy, because you will not find a more intelligent being on this forum and he is a tad sarcastic. So if your feelings get hurt easily - make sure you avoid him at all costs. Mousey, well he is doomed. The resident cat has decided that he will make a tasty snack. So there is no point dealing with the doomed.

Jamin is someone of interest - and should also be avoided at all costs.

Other than that - have fun.

This is the end of the automated message. Please click on the View active topics link at the top of this page - and have a great evening / night / morning / day / life.

[Pinkfluffybunnys]

Howzit guys and girls

[Tribble]

Howzit guys and girls

Hello there Pinkfluffybunnys and welcome to our home. If I had the energy I would tell you all you need to know - but what I will tell you is that puppy or mousey will be around shortly to fill you in.

Stop by the English spam thread and meet the guys. Be prepared to relax and enjoy the ride - it can be rather hectic at times.

[Mega_CT]

hi guys.

im new on here. & looking forward to loads of info.
catch all you peeps on the forum.

Cheers
Mega

[Firestrm_ZA]

Mega_CT, welcome enjoy your stay.....

like you have been forewarned stay away from any or all advice given by g0ldback.

[Stuart]

Avoid rusty as well ... he will indoctrinate you against all things Windows Vista. In fact, if you have a machine that is more powerful than it takes to run DOS 6.1 rusty is already prejudiced against you.

[di]

Avoid rusty as well ... he will indoctrinate you against all things Windows Vista. In fact, if you have a machine that is more powerful than it takes to run DOS 6.1 rusty is already prejudiced against you.

di ♥ Vista nobody wil change my Mind EVER
just cant Wait to see What 7 is all about

[Tribble]

Mega_CT, Don't listen to either of them. Welcome and enjoy your stay.

*This message will self destruct in 10 seconds*

[justinufo]

Welcome Mega

[Stuart]

Avoid rusty as well ... he will indoctrinate you against all things Windows Vista. In fact, if you have a machine that is more powerful than it takes to run DOS 6.1 rusty is already prejudiced against you.

di ♥ Vista nobody wil change my Mind EVER
just cant Wait to see What 7 is all about

So there IS someone around here who talks sense. Yay!

[Tribble]

Avoid rusty as well ... he will indoctrinate you against all things Windows Vista. In fact, if you have a machine that is more powerful than it takes to run DOS 6.1 rusty is already prejudiced against you.

di ♥ Vista nobody wil change my Mind EVER
just cant Wait to see What 7 is all about

So there IS someone around here who talks sense. Yay!

Sorry? Not sure I understood that.....

[Stuart]

Sorry? Not sure I understood that.....

I wouldn't really have expected you to ...

[Tribble]

Sorry? Not sure I understood that.....

I wouldn't really have expected you to ...

You are right - your devotion to that mistake of an operating system - well it is beyond comprehension. How correct you are to know I would not understand that.

[CapNemo]

Good day to everyone even though its probably a bit late Hope to meet lots of interesting people

[Tribble]

CapNemo, well if you step into the English Spam thread - you definitely will. There are tons of interesting people on this forum but that thread is where you can find a group of them congregating at any one time.

So - belated welcome and .... who am I kidding! Not everyone has the guts to go into the spam thread - let alone post there. So perhaps you are one of those that like to play it safe and stick to the technical stuffs? If so - that is ok by me. We need more people in the tech threads - there are so many n00bs out there that need our help. And some of them are unwilling to take that assistance from the stranger members. So we do need ordinary, upstanding citizens that give the appearance of normality. I say appearance - for below each of their exteriors lurks an interesting, weird individual. Have a look at the snow fight thread - we are not all spammers in there. Some highly regarded posters contribute to that thread - so have no fear - whatever your poison - you will find an outlet here.

So again - welcome and hope to see you around.

[CapNemo]

I'll probably be one of the people who needs the help more than provide it
Any way I'll drop by the spam thread some time
Thx for the welcome