Jim LopezPlease God, be on my side today. Napalm my face. Spray me down with Malathion. Let a rabid mole eat through my brain. Dip my balls in a pot of battery acid. Fart in my mouth. Shove a canister of Agent Orange up my bottom. Canker me with erratic skin pigmentations. Embalm me full of castor bean oil. But please don’t let this neurotic idiot sit across from me.
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