The Rhyming Thread

Mikdog · Post by **Mikdog** » 04 Feb 2005, 11:11

Ok, dudes, the rules are simple,
Easy as peezy, like squeezing a pimple.
Everything you say from now,
has to rhyme, like 'lil Bow Wow,
Let's talk about what comes to mind,
And funny thoughts the rhymes will find!

BoerBull · Post by **BoerBull** » 04 Feb 2005, 11:43

It looks like this thread aint gonna be so cool,
with no-one replying, you might feel like a fool,
but dont worry, I'll put my rhymes to the test,
laugh if you must, but this is one of my best.

Belix · Post by **Belix** » 04 Feb 2005, 11:43

Methinks this will be a bit hard
and people will use illogical words like 'lard'
Perhaps the rule is that it should make sence
otherwise the mods might get a bit tense

Maplassie_GTR · Post by **Maplassie_GTR** » 04 Feb 2005, 11:46

what are we gonna say inj here
I'm thirsty, I need beer.
what if you get hungry, what's there to eat?
have you any cookies bread or meat?

capanno · Post by **capanno** » 04 Feb 2005, 11:47

Why do we all like PCFormat,
PCF monthly on our doormat,
cool stories, demos, tips or tricks?
or do we read it just for kicks?
I like it just cause it rocks!
Thats as simple as I can say it.
One day, theyll make our day,
A free GT with the issue of May!

:p

ckritntt · Post by **ckritntt** » 04 Feb 2005, 11:49

a boerbull is hardly what i call a hog
it's more like a fat,sweaty hog
it lies around all day
thinking about disgusting games to play
and playing peekaboo in the fog.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 04 Feb 2005, 11:58

You know, I started a rhyming thread
But it has long since been dead
People know rhying isn't so easy
And it'll end up being just as cheesy

BoerBull · Post by **BoerBull** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:06

Crittntt's rhyme might start some sh&^t,
insultin my dog, will send me into a fit,
watch your back, when you walk around the bend,
cuz nothing can get btween a man and his best friend!

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:09

Things that anger, you should ignore
Or hatred will grow more and more
Consume you, the dark side will
If stirring anger is not kept still

capanno · Post by **capanno** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:14

If talking nonsense was a desease,
there would be alot more dead ppl, so please!
rap is not always negative, or bad,
what the world made it, makes me sad.

ckritntt · Post by **ckritntt** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:15

there aint no scratch but i'm gonna itch
that aint a dog,it's only a little b****
your dog aint good
not even half well
it will get it's a** handed to it
by the chiwawa from taco bell
and whats the "the dark side"
just give me a break
we all know that galaxy far,far away
is all just a big fake!

capanno · Post by **capanno** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:17

I RAN OVER THE TACO BELL DOG!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BoerBull · Post by **BoerBull** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:25

I gotta admit, crittntt you BRAVE!
But rap was intended for the world to save,
The dark side, has made your rhymes bad
Thats why your ideas are only making people sad.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:30

I get the feeling he's been here before
Is it Eminem, back for his encore?
Don't you know the dark side exists?
That's why your misery persists

ckritntt · Post by **ckritntt** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:31

shame little doggy
you just mad
coz my wicked rhymes
made yours sound bad
they're filled with humour
and have a sting in the tail
all the rest are drawn out,colourless and frail
seems all star wars fans are reeling
from my little limerick
and maybe that awesome rhyme
did the perfect trick

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:42

Dude, watch out for that ego
The empty can rattles the most,
It's obvious from your last post
Why join up just to attack
Rather be a good little boy
Don't give us your flack
Or go play with your toys
And then you come back.

ckritntt · Post by **ckritntt** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:48

me play with little boys?
while u pretend you're a jedi?
i'm thinking straight
and you're a dellusional guy.
i won't speak in code
i won't use morse
grow up and face it
you dont have the force!

BoerBull · Post by **BoerBull** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:50

I'ts ok OnlyOne, the dark-side has him bad,
nothing we can do can help him...................ad,
but there is one thing I have to say,
what the hell, almost 14K!!!!!!!!

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 04 Feb 2005, 12:57

You and I know it's true
But I'm having fun
You should try it too
Why take things so seriously
Imagination can set you free

Post by **ryanrich** » 04 Feb 2005, 13:03

yes it is true onlyone has a post or two
thats because to pcf he remains true
he's a mighty jedi and the force is strong
onlyone u da bomb!
and ckritntt dude u need a life
by the way dont look for yer sis or wife
they busy at the mo
so happy rhyming and a HO HO HO!

Knuckles · Post by **Knuckles** » 04 Feb 2005, 13:07

there once was a man from Peru
who dreamt he was eating a shoe
he woke up in the night
with a terrible fright
and found it was perfectly true

Mikdog · Post by **Mikdog** » 04 Feb 2005, 14:49

That's a good rhyme,
Mighty Sublime,
The words rhyme fine,
But so do mine,

The force is close,
I feel it most,
When OB 1,
Has lots of fun,

Chewbacha,
Chewbacha,
Chewbacha,

What rhymes with Chewbacha?
This one's a mutha-!@#$%

Knuckles · Post by **Knuckles** » 04 Feb 2005, 14:53

I'm a poet
and I didn't know it

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 06 Feb 2005, 02:29

Is this thread still going?
What's better airbus or boeing?
Do you think in Alaska it's snowing?
These would be answered in a case of knowing.

Fishzn · Post by **Fishzn** » 06 Feb 2005, 02:45

pls don't make any assumptions
since i doubt this thread has lost its gumption.
now im hungry and really feel like munchin'
but i'll probably only be awake for luncheon!