Words Women Use - Men, study this and know it!

sun_walka · Post by **sun_walka** » 13 Jan 2005, 12:16

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are rightand you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you

"Nothing."

altron · Post by **altron** » 25 Jan 2005, 16:38

It's funny 'cause it's true...

jee · Post by **jee** » 25 Jan 2005, 17:26

hmmmmm

someidiotsa · Post by **someidiotsa** » 25 Jan 2005, 19:14

@ Jee why does the address of your page go to netmag?

It happened to me once and and brought me to the logon page... but I didnt even log off and didn't know what to do, So I went and typed in the address bar the mormal PCF website and I was logged in..

Whats up with that :bigups:

jee · Post by **jee** » 25 Jan 2005, 19:33

Somesweetie, I log on to netmag.co.za.... always have, always will... *s*

someidiotsa · Post by **someidiotsa** » 25 Jan 2005, 19:39

I thought the site was hacked... So I never gave my name and Password...

MotoGuzzi · Post by **MotoGuzzi** » 25 Jan 2005, 20:31

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

I experienced this a couple of times, and found the women extremely attractive at that moment.

NothingGained · Post by **NothingGained** » 26 Jan 2005, 14:36

MotoGuzzi wrote:I experienced this a couple of times, and found the women extremely attractive at that moment.

Are you sure that sighing isn't perhaps in the bedroom and goes "ahhhh"???

Or do you just like women that sigh?