jee's wise words for the day

jee · Post by **jee** » 16 Dec 2004, 22:12

oooh i can choose the story? thank you

jee · Post by **jee** » 17 Dec 2004, 11:00

Being a hacker is kind of being a supermodel. Eventually you grow up and move on.
Kevin Poulson, legendary hacker, 1999

RuadRauFlessa · Post by **RuadRauFlessa** » 17 Dec 2004, 11:02

Nice one Jee

daBoss · Post by **daBoss** » 17 Dec 2004, 11:07

interesting!

jee · Post by **jee** » 18 Dec 2004, 09:23

The truth is that if you take a little time to learn a few basic principles and some of the technical lingo, buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. So let's get started!
Dave Barry in Cyberspace

MotoGuzzi · Post by **MotoGuzzi** » 18 Dec 2004, 10:12

Hill, your atavar says a lot!

jee · Post by **jee** » 25 Dec 2004, 09:56

Put your hand on a hot grill for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

someidiotsa · Post by **someidiotsa** » 25 Dec 2004, 10:22

True True ...

Asbestos · Post by **Asbestos** » 25 Dec 2004, 11:23

GreyWolf wrote:Raud, I don't know too much about you, so can't make predictions. However its always good to refer to Monty Python, specifically the song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

Take a Listen . Doesn't sound like it is the original but it's good none the less.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of *****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

Source

jee · Post by **jee** » 28 Dec 2004, 19:57

It is not so much that man is a herd animal, said Freud, but that he is a horde animal led by a chief.
Ernest Becker

jee · Post by **jee** » 29 Dec 2004, 19:28

Chinese proverb:

One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 29 Dec 2004, 22:25

jee wrote:Chinese proverb:

One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

If you ask a question every 5 minutes, they what?

LOL.

wizardofid · Post by **wizardofid** » 29 Dec 2004, 22:30

neon_chameleon wrote:
jee wrote:Chinese proverb:

One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
If you ask a question every 5 minutes, they what?

LOL.

I would call that person a 5 year old....

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 29 Dec 2004, 23:23

wizardofid wrote:
neon_chameleon wrote:
jee wrote:Chinese proverb:

One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
If you ask a question every 5 minutes, they what?

LOL.
I would call that person a 5 year old....

LOL!

jee · Post by **jee** » 31 Dec 2004, 07:44

The great Salvador Dali said:

I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.

Macphisto · Post by **Macphisto** » 31 Dec 2004, 08:42

jee wrote:make me marmite toast and tea?

Marmite gives you mad cow disease!!!

Post by **wit_skapie** » 31 Dec 2004, 09:02

1G0R wrote:
jee wrote:make me marmite toast and tea?
Marmite gives you mad cow disease!!!

So you've had some marmite?

GreyWolf · Post by **GreyWolf** » 31 Dec 2004, 09:54

Asbestos wrote:
GreyWolf wrote:Raud, I don't know too much about you, so can't make predictions. However its always good to refer to Monty Python, specifically the song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
Take a Listen . Doesn't sound like it is the original but it's good none the less.

Source

man, I love this song...

jee · Post by **jee** » 01 Jan 2005, 07:41

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Tom Peters

jee · Post by **jee** » 02 Jan 2005, 10:27

Robert Green Ingersoll said:
It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.

wizardofid · Post by **wizardofid** » 02 Jan 2005, 10:34

Common sense is a lot like mind control , your mind controls you not to use it.
wizardofid

jee · Post by **jee** » 04 Jan 2005, 20:32

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
- Lewis Carroll

jee · Post by **jee** » 05 Jan 2005, 07:13

There are four kinds of people, three of which are to be avoided and the fourth cultivated: those who don't know that they don't know; those who know that they don't know; those who don't know that they know; and those who know that they know.
Arab proverb

Tiza · Post by **Tiza** » 05 Jan 2005, 23:25

I think I know

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 05 Jan 2005, 23:33

What if you don't know what you are suppose know but you know well what you think you're suppose to know?