jee's wise words for the day

halo · Post by **halo** » 13 Jan 2005, 09:55

jee wrote:Seeing as I'm not going to be around for a bit.. I will leave you all with this one :

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy. - Peter De Vries

good one jee....

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 14 Jan 2005, 14:54

Good thing Jee has gone somewhere, probably for some therapy! I have one or two sayings/quotes that I like, from unknown origin:

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Another thought to ponder on:

Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive, anyway

And my favourite!

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Sojourn · Post by **Sojourn** » 14 Jan 2005, 16:46

Dont you sometimes wish you could just say...

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh_t.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? (ouch !! - only use this one after giving final notice)

Oh I get it... like humour... but different!

jee · Post by **jee** » 17 Jan 2005, 19:28

"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."
- Albert Einstein

proaTt · Post by **proaTt** » 17 Jan 2005, 19:31

Life is a sexial disease?

jee · Post by **jee** » 18 Jan 2005, 06:20

If you take up the weapon of your enemy you become like him.

jee · Post by **jee** » 18 Jan 2005, 16:47

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

And... Men? Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the dung

out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Post by **Y0da** » 18 Jan 2005, 16:52

proaTt wrote:Life is a sexial disease?

Actually it's a terminal disease. We start dying from the moment we're born.

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 18 Jan 2005, 17:07

YOda is getting deep for so late in the afternoon

Check
the sig, proaTt

StarPhoenix · Post by **StarPhoenix** » 18 Jan 2005, 17:19

jee wrote:If you take up the weapon of your enemy you become like him.

Very much like trying to use The One Ring against its maker.

someidiotsa · Post by **someidiotsa** » 18 Jan 2005, 19:22

jee wrote: And... Men? Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the dung out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

What you trying to say with that

jee · Post by **jee** » 18 Jan 2005, 19:40

Ahhh.. that is the beauty of words and their meaning.... Each of us have a different perception of what we want to read into something "wise"..... What do you think it means? What does it mean to you specific?

someidiotsa · Post by **someidiotsa** » 18 Jan 2005, 19:54

So we are full of dung then and it takes a good woman *cough cough*
to take it out or in other words what you just said.

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 18 Jan 2005, 19:59

Woman often have men by the grapes ...

someidiotsa · Post by **someidiotsa** » 18 Jan 2005, 20:00

jee · Post by **jee** » 18 Jan 2005, 20:09

hmmm or the saying could be.... out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have for dinner.

someidiotsa · Post by **someidiotsa** » 18 Jan 2005, 20:11

jee wrote: to have for dinner.

tut tut tut... this is a family form

or is it just my bad mind

jee · Post by **jee** » 19 Jan 2005, 07:00

When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.
Winnie the Pooh

jee · Post by **jee** » 19 Jan 2005, 07:07

someidiotsa wrote:
jee wrote: to have for dinner.
tut tut tut... this is a family form or is it just my bad mind

Ahh that was symbolism, thinking grapes become a fine wine....

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 20 Jan 2005, 00:15

which compliments the cheese.

jee · Post by **jee** » 20 Jan 2005, 06:19

Ahh neon, and its the cheese that is our ultimate goal....not so?

jee · Post by **jee** » 21 Jan 2005, 07:10

jee has nothing wise to say today.....

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 21 Jan 2005, 09:11

That is the most wise thing that you have said 8O

jee · Post by **jee** » 24 Jan 2005, 21:34

"An unexamined life is not worth living."

Socrates

Macphisto · Post by **Macphisto** » 24 Jan 2005, 21:36