jee's wise words for the day
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jee's wise words for the day
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f--- off and leave me alone.
§ The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
§ The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
§ Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
§ Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.
§ Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
§ If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments
§ Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
§ If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
§ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
§ Have you ever lent someone R20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.
§ If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
§ Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.
§ Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
§ Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
§ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
§ A closed mouth gathers no feet.
§ There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
§ Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
§ Never miss a good chance to shut up.
§ Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
§ When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our bottom. From there on in, life gets worse
§ The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know
§ The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
§ The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
§ Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
§ Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.
§ Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
§ If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments
§ Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
§ If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
§ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
§ Have you ever lent someone R20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.
§ If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
§ Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.
§ Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
§ Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
§ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
§ A closed mouth gathers no feet.
§ There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
§ Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
§ Never miss a good chance to shut up.
§ Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
§ When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our bottom. From there on in, life gets worse
§ The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
I get like a man when i'm sick, Kris... pathetic and i'm all alone and all i have to read is "Tantric sex" and "Linux in easy steps"
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
put a cool hand on my head? make me marmite toast and tea? tell me that i'm going to be ok tomorrow? Lol.. I'm just pathetic... *sigh*
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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jee i just sent you a box of "feelin better" and an ice pack via courier...
Watashi no ikari wa anata no tamashī wa heiwa o fukushū to eien no o mitsukeru.
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Tommorrow is a public holiday and youll feel so much better, *makes jee some nice warm rooiboss tea, and hands her a plate with 2 slices or marmite toast on it, makes sure she is nicely tucked into bed and comfortable, sits next to her and puts one hand on her head to cool her downa and uses another to rub through her hair slowly *
when in doubt, paddle out...
problem is my head is too sore to appreciate either of my bookspo10cy wrote:Tantric Sex hey, interesting, maybe i need a holiday to KZN hehe
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Raud, I don't know too much about you, so can't make predictions. However its always good to refer to Monty Python, specifically the song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist that black flag, and begin slitting throats."
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Yeah but have you listined ot the rest of the song. It is depressing. He makes one sound so insugnificant.
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The son of a technician asks his father: "Daddy, why the sun rises at the east and goes down at the west?"
The technician answers immediately: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
The technician answers immediately: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
I'm glad you decided to behave.. i am not feeling well and that makes me more cranky than normal.....
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.