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@Lancelot....

Hey!!!!

It was surmised from the only change you made to Lancelots advice on becoming a mod!
The only thing you changed was the last line, asking for the girls particulars to be sent to you!

@ DEeray:

Dr_Jung wrote:It was surmised from the only change you made to Lancelots advice on becoming a mod!
The only thing you changed was the last line, asking for the girls particulars to be sent to you!

Clever HUH?

I am always clever

Yeah Dr. Jung is the first ever non Jedi to be given a seat on the Jedi Council

ahhh, I see, So i take it that your on the Jedi Coucil...
So how do i become a padawan

Well, if you are 1 or 2 years old, then your parents can submit you to a medical institution for a midichlorian test. If your midichlorian count is adequate, you will be taken to the Jedi Temple where you will be cared for and trained by Jedi Master Yoda. Once you reach the age of 13, then a Jedi Master may select you as a padawan.



If you are older than 1 or 2, you are too old to begin Jedi training

oh no....., Seems the the dark side is the only way...
As you were then!

MwuHAHAHAH ........ MwuHAHAHAHA

The sith will only train you if you are powerful enough, or show potential to be useful... it's a big risk to take

RISK IS MY MIDDLE NAME, .... Not really its actually marc, But thats a whole other story....

Adios Mochachos.... Keep well, And im sure well meet again!

There you go, we are a strict lot!

No just a scary bunch Doc

DEeRaY wrote:Cool man!!!!
@THE GOOD DR
Good to meet you bud....
But i dont know were this oversexed 'Label' comes from??

hello, i'm nurse jee
oversexed men are passed on to me...

Slightly better than undersexed men being passed on to you? :lookround:

jee wrote:

DEeRaY wrote:Cool man!!!!
@THE GOOD DR
Good to meet you bud....
But i dont know were this oversexed 'Label' comes from??

hello, i'm nurse jee
oversexed men are passed on to me...

Nurse jee I think it's time for us to get together and explore your body...erm bedroom...erm house. Yeah that's it, house. Oh, please remind me to pick up my whip the next time I see you.

On the moderator issue. Your country may need you but we sure don't. The moderators lounge is an exlusive establishment accessable by invitation only. I know you all would like to be moderators but let's face it. We are everything you wish you could be. And begging like this to enter our mids just makes it more obvious.

Belix wrote:Slightly better than undersexed men being passed on to you? :lookround:

No, I will use Master YOda's whip..... and undersexed you will no longer be

Y0da wrote:

jee wrote: hello, i'm nurse jee
oversexed men are passed on to me...

Nurse jee I think it's time for us to get together and explore your body...erm bedroom...erm house. Yeah that's it, house. Oh, please remind me to pick up my whip the next time I see you.

On the moderator issue. Your country may need you but we sure don't. The moderators lounge is an exlusive establishment accessable by invitation only. I know you all would like to be moderators but let's face it. We are everything you wish you could be. And begging like this to enter our mids just makes it more obvious.

* opens up tie... getting a bit hot in here :dontgetit: *

@ Yoda I don't want to be a wrinkly 900 year old!!!

jee wrote: hello, i'm nurse jee
oversexed men are passed on to me...

Well then, Hello jee.....

In that case, I guess lancelot was right, Im oversexed and proud...
Jee, So where do we go from here, Should i come over for inspection!

DEeRaY, what you do is, go to The Ward and state your problem and what you think you need to sort it out. Before being sent to Jee's rooms, I will conduct a physical exam to make sure that you have a clean bill of health.
I do a normal prostrate rectal examination using a special ribbed finger condom. Then a colon cleansing, using a warm water enema, followed by a barium meal and x-ray exam. We take a bone marrow sample from your sternum for our transplant archive and check your teeth. We do a few root canals whether you need them or not. Lastly we do a camera inspection of your urethra using our sewer inspection camera (we cannot afford a miniature one). Once complete you would be sent to Jee's rooms.
There a variety of treatments would await you!

Dr_Jung wrote:DEeRaY, what you do is, go to The Ward and state your problem and what you think you need to sort it out. Before being sent to Jee's rooms, I will conduct a physical exam to make sure that you have a clean bill of health.
I do a normal prostrate rectal examination using a special ribbed finger condom. Then a colon cleansing, using a warm water enema, followed by a barium meal and x-ray exam. We take a bone marrow sample from your sternum for our transplant archive and check your teeth. We do a few root canals whether you need them or not. Lastly we do a camera inspection of your urethra using our sewer inspection camera (we cannot afford a miniature one). Once complete you would be sent to Jee's rooms.
There a variety of treatments would await you!

:shocked: 8O

Dr_Jung wrote:DEeRaY, what you do is, go to The Ward and state your problem and what you think you need to sort it out. Before being sent to Jee's rooms, I will conduct a physical exam to make sure that you have a clean bill of health.
I do a normal prostrate rectal examination using a special ribbed finger condom. Then a colon cleansing, using a warm water enema, followed by a barium meal and x-ray exam. We take a bone marrow sample from your sternum for our transplant archive and check your teeth. We do a few root canals whether you need them or not. Lastly we do a camera inspection of your urethra using our sewer inspection camera (we cannot afford a miniature one). Once complete you would be sent to Jee's rooms.
There a variety of treatments would await you!

i seem to have missed out on all those above mentioned treatments, must mean im so clean the Doc cant find any dirt on me

Dr_Jung wrote:DEeRaY, what you do is, go to The Ward and state your problem and what you think you need to sort it out. Before being sent to Jee's rooms, I will conduct a physical exam to make sure that you have a clean bill of health.
I do a normal prostrate rectal examination using a special ribbed finger condom. Then a colon cleansing, using a warm water enema, followed by a barium meal and x-ray exam. We take a bone marrow sample from your sternum for our transplant archive and check your teeth. We do a few root canals whether you need them or not. Lastly we do a camera inspection of your urethra using our sewer inspection camera (we cannot afford a miniature one). Once complete you would be sent to Jee's rooms.
There a variety of treatments would await you!

I think im gonna thow up

hehe thats the price you have to pay, are you willing to pay?

HELL NO