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Dear Dr Jung
I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education.

When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?



Thanks, A fisherman

PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.



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Dr Jung wrote:mmmm....I think Sam has too little costume on...mmmm not that I dont mind
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jee wrote: I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.
That's not all Sam's showing off.
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Hmmm..... Anyone wanna go fishing... I know the perfect spot.... It is about 30 klicks or so away from durbs and... and.... well lets not go into it now :lol:
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RuadRauFlessa wrote:Hmmm..... Anyone wanna go fishing... I know the perfect spot.... It is about 30 klicks or so away from durbs and... and.... well lets not go into it now :lol:
fishing for what? :twisted:
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kailinin wrote:
RuadRauFlessa wrote:Hmmm..... Anyone wanna go fishing... I know the perfect spot.... It is about 30 klicks or so away from durbs and... and.... well lets not go into it now :lol:
fishing for what? :twisted:
bass off couse :bigups:
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jee wrote:
kailinin wrote:
RuadRauFlessa wrote:Hmmm..... Anyone wanna go fishing... I know the perfect spot.... It is about 30 klicks or so away from durbs and... and.... well lets not go into it now :lol:
fishing for what? :twisted:
bass off couse :bigups:
with sam????
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RuadRauFlessa wrote:Hmmm..... Anyone wanna go fishing... I know the perfect spot.... It is about 30 klicks or so away from durbs and... and.... well lets not go into it now :lol:
I'll go fishing with you :wink:
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I crashed @ a friend of mine's for the weekend and on the way to work this morning we talked about such a situation that happined to him once. The diffirence though was thet they didn't have much time to do any real fishing and there were about 11 girls and two guys. :lol:
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RuadRauFlessa wrote:I crashed @ a friend of mine's for the weekend and on the way to work this morning we talked about such a situation that happined to him once. The diffirence though was thet they didn't have much time to do any real fishing and there were about 11 girls and two guys. :lol:
Now THAT'S what I call fishing!
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It is most difficult for me to diagnose the fisherman's wife, she obviously has some great fears in the recesses of her mind. I cannot see anything wrong with Sam, on the contrary, Sam looks pretty good to me!
However I managed through devious means to find out a bit more about the fisherman, only because about three hundred of my friends recognised Sam from the Point Road area. After that it was relatively easy to get her telephone number from a number of call boxes, they were written all over the walls, as confirmation I also saw her number printed on the urinal wall at Teasers where I was doing research on the average age of the female stripping community. On telephoning her and a personal visit she gave me the fisherman's home address and telephone number.
I phoned his wife to find out what the problem was and she immediately asked me to come around to discuss her marital woes. I immediately saw the problem, it was one of disbelief, she could not understand why her husband was neglecting her, I must admit, nor could I!

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A photo taken during our couch session, I left her feeling cured and satisfied!
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i bet after that the session the question "Wad up Doc?" would have been easy to answer :twisted:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: 8O 8O
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Damn, I cannot get the Fisherman's wife off my back, she cannot seem to get off her's either! :roll:

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quite the player, eh doc, dont know how a crazy doctor ened up with such a hottie

hmmm, i think there might be something else involved here... Spanish Flies maybe... :wink:
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Viagra my friend Scarlet!!
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Doc been meaning to ask

"What's in that cigar"?

somehow i don't think it's Castro's finest.
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skunkymunky wrote:Doc been meaning to ask

"What's in that cigar"?

somehow i don't think it's Castro's finest.
Viagra my friend Scarlet!!

there's your answer!
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Where do i get to sign up?? 8)
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My cigars are a special type, blended with Durban's finest, a pinch of Viagra and a sniff of Cialis, the weekender :onfire:
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Scarlet_Spider, are you not a member of the Pubic Nits? I thought you were, but no sig?
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Scarlet_Spider wrote:i bet after that the session the question "Wad up Doc?" would have been easy to answer :twisted:
LOL.
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Sacred_Snail wrote:Where do i get to sign up?? 8)
For Viagra? Are you that busy?
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Dr_Jung wrote:Scarlet_Spider, are you not a member of the Pubic Nits? I thought you were, but no sig?
no, my dear doctor, you are mistaken the knights are a twisted bunch who i have not had the (mis)pleasure of ever coming into contact with...

i am actually not part of a clan, although if the fishermans wife is, and there are any gaps that need to be filled i'll be more than happy to help out :twisted:
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Scarlet Spider is a one man clan :lol:
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