who has a problem

StarPhoenix · Post by **StarPhoenix** » 21 Jul 2004, 07:59

THEY are out to get us......[hides]

jee · Post by **jee** » 21 Jul 2004, 08:05

Y0da wrote:Hmmm...Do I really need to read all this crap on an empty stomich? *sigh* I guess it takes all sorts.

Dont worry YOda my dear, I will prepare a safe padded cell for you where you can be far away of mundania. The Ward runs on coffee, so you will be peacfull and satisfied

For the Twit we have saved a Balrog...

kailinin · Post by **kailinin** » 21 Jul 2004, 10:00

hmm, a thought just stuck me, most of the people in the ward drink alot of coffee, now this suggests to me that maybe the lunacy is the direct result of excessive intake of coffee. if this is the case then instead of helping your inmates you're actually making things worse. the question is are you doing it on purpose?

Demoraliser · Post by **Demoraliser** » 21 Jul 2004, 10:06

I have never been to the ward, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Demoraliser · Post by **Demoraliser** » 21 Jul 2004, 10:09

Oh, and why do we have two identical forum topics listed? Glitch in the matrix?

StarPhoenix · Post by **StarPhoenix** » 21 Jul 2004, 10:09

Ai! a Balrog of Morgoth

Twit assumes his Mithrandir personality and unsheaths Glamdring

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

Post by **Y0da** » 21 Jul 2004, 10:25

Coffee is a neccesary addiction when you are surrounded by idiots that only live for their paycheques and as such have no ambition to achieve anything other in their lives than rushing home everyday to watch Oprah/Rugby and bath the kids/play with the dog. These people drive you insane because you have to think for them and yourself everyday. It gets to you after a while. First you stop sleeping. Then you can't relax anymore. You feel used. Alone. Wondering why you have a vision that no one else seems to understand. Why you should care about their well being if they don't. You start believing that murder is not such a bad thing. You star wondering what the inside of their heads would look like.

Of course all this thinking occurs while you are lying awake at night. You drink more coffee. Coffe taste good. It damps the urge to lash out and destroy all the weaklings in your path. It eases the pain. You become addicted.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who drink coffee and those who don't. Thos who know the secrets of the very fabric of life and those who don't. Me and Them.

StarPhoenix · Post by **StarPhoenix** » 21 Jul 2004, 10:40

Caffeine junkies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your.....?

GreyWolf · Post by **GreyWolf** » 21 Jul 2004, 10:47

Y0da wrote:Coffee is a neccesary addiction when you are surrounded by idiots that only live for their paycheques and as such have no ambition to achieve anything other in their lives than rushing home everyday to watch Oprah/Rugby and bath the kids/play with the dog. These people drive you insane because you have to think for them and yourself everyday. It gets to you after a while. First you stop sleeping. Then you can't relax anymore. You feel used. Alone. Wondering why you have a vision that no one else seems to understand. Why you should care about their well being if they don't. You start believing that murder is not such a bad thing. You star wondering what the inside of their heads would look like.

Of course all this thinking occurs while you are lying awake at night. You drink more coffee. Coffe taste good. It damps the urge to lash out and destroy all the weaklings in your path. It eases the pain. You become addicted.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who drink coffee and those who don't. Thos who know the secrets of the very fabric of life and those who don't. Me and Them.

dude, like chill out man...

the world is in serious trouble when the greatest Jedi ever goes psychotic. To the dark side you are turning, oh small green one.

Besides coffee is over rated, for a real manly rush: drink tea. It has a higher cafene content...

bubble_boy · Post by **bubble_boy** » 21 Jul 2004, 10:49

i drink no coffee

Post by **Y0da** » 21 Jul 2004, 10:52

You do realise that I'm not entirely serious, don't you GreyWolf? *sigh* Of course you don't. You drink tea.

kailinin · Post by **kailinin** » 21 Jul 2004, 11:42

Y0da wrote:You do realise that I'm not entirely serious, don't you GreyWolf? *sigh* Of course you don't. You drink tea.

*indignant* and whats wrong with tea!?

i rest my case about coffee though

Post by **wit_skapie** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:15

Well mostly old ladies drink tea

Kher-za · Post by **Kher-za** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:15

drink beer. it makes you hops

Post by **wit_skapie** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:15

Kher-za wrote:drink beer. it makes you hops

And it gives you a nice "barley" stomach...

kailinin · Post by **kailinin** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:18

wit_skapie wrote:Well mostly old ladies drink tea

old ladies dont put vodka in iced tea do they?

kailinin · Post by **kailinin** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:19

Kher-za wrote:drink beer. it makes you hops

so what does guinness do?

Post by **wit_skapie** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:19

kailinin wrote:
wit_skapie wrote:Well mostly old ladies drink tea
old ladies dont put vodka in iced tea do they?

Well i like my iced tea with lots of vodka and no tea...

Kher-za · Post by **Kher-za** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:25

drink beer, vodka makes you swear and run around the place naked...beer does the opposite.

u know, i read the thread through (that kinda rimes) and i've come to the conclusion that bubbles is trying to wrestle my title from me. it can't be done, i haven't unleashed my full powers yet

as for our little 'warrior of virtue'...yeah.

kailinin · Post by **kailinin** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:27

Kher-za wrote:drink beer, vodka makes you swear and run around the place naked...beer does the opposite.

u know, i read the thread through (that kinda rimes) and i've come to the conclusion that bubbles is trying to wrestle my title from me. it can't be done, i haven't unleashed my full powers yet

as for our little 'warrior of virtue'...yeah.

but beer does make you belch and get fat.

Post by **wit_skapie** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:27

Kher-za wrote:...mad ramblings...mad ramblings...

Run away! Run away!

p.s. no-one can take your title!

Sam_Vimes · Post by **Sam_Vimes** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:29

Beer GOOOOOD! Napster BAAAAD!

Tea not too horrible

kailinin · Post by **kailinin** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:31

wit_skapie wrote:
Kher-za wrote:...mad ramblings...mad ramblings...
Run away! Run away!

p.s. no-one can take your title!

what title would that be?

simmy · Post by **simmy** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:32

Kher-za wrote:drink beer, vodka makes you swear and run around the place naked...beer does the opposite.

u know, i read the thread through (that kinda rimes) and i've come to the conclusion that bubbles is trying to wrestle my title from me. it can't be done, i haven't unleashed my full powers yet

as for our little 'warrior of virtue'...yeah.

Go Kher, GO!

Kher-za · Post by **Kher-za** » 21 Jul 2004, 12:42

lol @ vimes.