Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 11 Nov 2012, 16:35
by Stuart
Rather strange news was bouncing around Reddit recently, and it all started with a man relieving himself on a pregnancy test stick. In case you don’t know how a pregnancy stick works, here’s a quick tutorial: remove stick from box, pee on stick, watch to see if a pink line, blue line, plus or minus symbol, or whatever symbol the instructions tell you to look for appears. If the symbol appears, you are probably pregnant — that is, if you’re a woman.
So imagine the surprise of the man (a friend of a Reddit user known as CappnPoopDeck) when the stick he peed on showed a positive symbol. CappnPoopDeck understandably thought this was worth mentioning; actually he thought it was worth creating a rage comic about, so he did. The very first person to comment was a user named goxilo, who said: “If this is true, you should check yourself for testicular cancer. Seriously. Google it.”
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 05:41
by Tribble
What made the guy pee on it in the first place? Did his wife/gf just have one lying around and he thought it would be fun? Perhaps it was an aiming exercise?
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 09:58
by Stuart
Some men are just a little weird.
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 10:27
by hamin_aus
Congratulations, it's a tumour!
We'll have to deliver it via c-section, no need to wait 9 months tho...
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 10:40
by SykomantiS
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 10:43
by Tribble
Waiting 9 months could be fatal.
Mmmm how can I get my man to pee on a pregnancy stick? How many of you would do it?
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 12:04
by StarBound
Well you would need to take him to some place with snow. Put the stick somewhere and tell him to engrave his name in the snow in yellow, hoping that it hits the stick.
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 12:18
by Stuart
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 13:54
by hamin_aus
Tribble wrote:Mmmm how can I get my man to pee on a pregnancy stick?
Tell him you wanna try watersports
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 13:55
by Tribble
Oh I really don't like where that went.
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 14:17
by hamin_aus
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 15:44
by Tribble
And that, my dear Hammy, is an understatement.
Re: Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
Posted: 12 Nov 2012, 20:07
by Anakha56
Tribble wrote:
Mmmm how can I get my man to pee on a pregnancy stick? How many of you would do it?
<raises hand> I would... Seriously it would be funny to see the result... It would explain this bulge that I am trying to kill...
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