Brothel inspector wanted

[Stuart]

A firm of private investigators in Australia has been advertising for a £50 000-a-year “brothel inspector”, a report has said.

According to the orange news website , the job involves “partaking of sexual services” undercover on behalf of local councils in New South Wales.

The Lyonswood Investigations and Forensic Group in Sydney placed the ad for a “Brothel Buster Investigator” in a career magazine, the report said.

Applicants were required to be unmarried and preferably single, willing to have protected sex with prostitutes and to provide sworn evidence in court.

Lyonswood operations manager Lachlan Jarvis said the job involved visiting suspected illegal brothels and gathering evidence to prove they were offering sexual services.

“Some jobs require the offering of sexual services, some actually require the partaking of sexual services... because it is considered the most convincing evidence,” he said.

According to orange news, Jarvis said the ad had proved popular with job seekers.

“We had dozens if not more than that apply, it was certainly a popular job,” he said, “the perfect job for a male.” - IOL

[Stuart]

I wonder if these PIs have met jamin yet.

[WiK1d]

Obviously we've just found out why he moved to Australia

[hamin_aus]

Gentlemen...

[WiK1d]

Gentlemen...

What, are you too classy?

[hamin_aus]

Nah, it's just that the illegal brothels are full of AIDS
They are cheap and nasty for a reason - about as safe as visiting an SA brothel really

[Tribble]

Ah so you want to venture off the beaten track, so to speak.

[Firestrm_ZA]

Ah so you want to venture off the beaten track, so to speak.

I reckon he beats his track often enough...

[Tribble]

Ah but this job would be a more fun way of achieving the same result

[GreyWolf]

Its a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it...

Wonder if Mike Rowe would check it out...