A true story told by a friend : Friend has a Down syndrome boy in his 20s that cannot be left alone - he is very strong. One morning she is called to work and her sitter is not available. Just an hour she thought, what can go wrong?
Half hour later he phones "what do you do if there is a troll at the door?" Thinking its an imaginary friend she answered "invite him in"
After 15 minutes "Mom what do you feed a troll?" " Give him tea and cookies.
When she arrived back an hour later (Murphy) she found a dwarfed Seventh Day Adventist locked in the bathroom, tea and cookies on the loo...
Be careful when you knock on a door...
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Be careful when you knock on a door...
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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So much WIN!
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I hope that the father of my future grandchild has read this
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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ROFL! I am trying to not burst into laughter here, tears are coming, cant breathe...
/Would hamin be a Ogre then?
/Would hamin be a Ogre then?
JUSTICE, n A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.
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always beware the innocent question...
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Well, I also heard this from someone who "knew" the person, one two occasions.
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"How do you stick a toe back on?"
"Do curtains grow on trees?"
"Does opening the window let the fire out?"
"Do curtains grow on trees?"
"Does opening the window let the fire out?"
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