The world's first international sex school has opened in Austria and claims it will teach students how to be better lovers, a report said.
But far from being a cheap thrill, one term at the International Sex School in Vienna will cost pupils £1 400 (more than R18 000).
According to orange news, Swedish-born headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson says anyone over the age of 16 can enrol at what she describes as "the world's first college of applied sexuality".
Students live in a mixed sex dormitory block where they're expected to practise their homework.
"Our core education is not theoretical, but very practical. The emphasis is on how to be a better lover,” the new school head added.
"Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on."
Raunchy adverts showing a couple making love have already been banned by Austrian TV, the report said
"This is wrapped up in a very stylish way but it is just selling sex," one protestor commented. - IOL
Holy Batman! I so want to attend this school!
/The new sex ed method? Maybe I should sell it to government as the new OBE sex ed method? Hmmm...
//Now I feel dirty for saying that...
JUSTICE, n A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.
"This is wrapped up in a very stylish way but it is just selling sex," one protestor commented. - IOL
Would this person change their tune if they could afford the school fees....or whether they have ever visited a zoo or farmyard or watched National Geographic documentaries.....
Well....I see that Exclusive Books does have an adult section, so if there have been user manuals for years, why not have classroom-based study for sexual partners?
I do think that the importance of screening for STDs should be part of the curriculum, and that prophylactics be employed during the mating process to reduce the chance of any unintentional fertilisation.
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On a similar topic, I hear Top TV is trying to get licenses for three porn channels. Who would pay the extra when you can get porn freely available on the internet?
Tell me- is it just the range of partners to practice with that interests you, or are your skills lacking?
It is the experience: I would like to feel what it is like to cuddle up next to someone.....and maybe do a crossword puzzle, watch science fiction or play computer games together. I would like like to be able to touch her skin.....to run my hands through her hair....
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I can understand that birdie but that cuddle comes with the rest of the package too, and that you may not want. Some packages are difficult and volatile
@Hman: Have never had the opportunity.
@JammyBear: Thanks
@Tribble: I think that the mere fact that the package in question would be willing to hang around me for long enough to get to the cuddling stage indicates that she would be special-not difficult or demanding at all: a female version of my best friend. Wouldn't that be grand.
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I had a chat to my boss about this yesterday....he advised me that women are generally volatile and "difficult", and that have a woman as a close friend would make my life more complicated than it needs to be - possibly more than I can handle. He suggested that I not "chase rainbows", but rather aspire to more realistic work and personal goals.
So there we have it. Forget about the wimmin.
"Humankind cannot bear very much reality." T.S. Elliot
Your boss sounds like a sexist douche bag - I'm sure we'd be fast friends
But seriously, women make great friends, you just have to find the right ones - as long as the boundaries are clear and you both know the relationship is strictly platonic. It helps if one of you is significantly less attractive than the other
I like hanging out with my guy friends , but I have the most fun in mixed company. Women are not essential for a good time when out with friends, but they do help.
JUSTICE, n A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.
Your boss is very negative but I understand he wants to spare you heartache. You can find a woman who is less volatile than most, there are many of them
SykomantiS wrote:Eish- mixed feelings about this one
About? The school? The Bird? The Ron? The Boss? Or the ham?
JUSTICE, n A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.