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Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 11:39
by hamin_aus
Came to add lels... found lels already at max...
StarPhoenix wrote:I’m really good at
Um....not much, really.
I cringed so hard I think I popped a vertebrae!

The only women interested in a bio that beta would be Dominatrices, radical feminists and female spousal abusers...

Good luck in your romantic endeavours :lol:

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 12:36
by Hman
StarPhoenix wrote:
rustypup wrote:Image
:lol:

Doctor Svengali.
ME GUSTA!

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 13:01
by CapNemo
You should write him one Hamin

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 14:03
by StarPhoenix
CapNemo wrote:You should write him one Hamin
But.....but.....Jammi Bear doesn't know me......we....haven't been out for something to drink together.
Not like we did at RaGE last year....AND I have been out for frozen yoghurt with T-Cat.

@jamin: I wouldn't say that I have any specialties, but if you can supply multiple lines of evidence......the chances of me taking what you say seriously increase to 75/25. :-P

Oh wait.....we've been here before, haven't we. :facepalm: Irrefutable proff is no match for the True Believer. :P

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 14:27
by CapNemo
It isn't a problem if he doesn't know you most of those profiles are works of fiction anyway if you ask me

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 15:16
by StarPhoenix
CapNemo wrote:It isn't a problem if he doesn't know you most of those profiles are works of fiction anyway if you ask me
I'm not sure that means that mine should be a work of fiction.

You may be onto something though: if Jammi has nothing better to do while waiting for databasey things to happen, perhaps he could throw together a humorous/over-the top one.....for any given forumite.

This could be fun.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 01 Oct 2013, 08:02
by StarPhoenix
Pick-up line no. 534t672i/4

You you have the sweetest lickle toes.

:bunny: :love7:

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 01 Oct 2013, 11:09
by GDI_Lord
hamin_aus wrote:
StarPhoenix wrote:I’m really good at
Um....not much, really.
I cringed so hard
I add to the cringing there.
StarPhoenix wrote:Pick-up line no. 534t672i/4

You you have the sweetest lickle toes.
Extra ultra cringe.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 01 Oct 2013, 14:02
by StarPhoenix
So I probably wouldn't make it through a job interview-particularly if asked why they should hire me rather than the other applicants? :P

One of the ladies at the office has been wearing open-tipped shoes. :oops:

Hard not to notice those lickle toesies. This lickle piggy went to market.....

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 03:40
by hamin_aus
StarPhoenix wrote:One of the ladies at the office has been wearing open-tipped shoes. :oops:

Hard not to notice those lickle toesies. This lickle piggy went to market.....
Good grief man, get a hold of yourself...

www.wikifeet.com
:roll:
Popular celebrity feet site. Happy fapping, you wierdo :P

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 07:57
by StarPhoenix
:lol:

Is that site safe for work?

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 08:30
by hamin_aus
StarPhoenix wrote:Is that site safe for work?
:lol:
It's just pictures of female celebrities feet - no nudity.
It's creepy as hell, but they probably wont fire you for browsing it.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 10:04
by StarPhoenix
Fabulous!

So....I could probably get away with a wallpaper change. :wink: :whistling: :P

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 10:21
by Tribble
I have heard about people who like feet......

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 17:20
by GDI_Lord
Tribble wrote:I have heard about people who like feet......
Uh, so how did that topic manage to feeture in your conversation?

"And the pun of the day award goes to..." :-)

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 17:28
by Tribble
You of course. Blame that mouse! He looks all innocent but we know the trooth!

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 18:16
by GDI_Lord
What? That he likes being short at a cosplay event of tall people, like RAge? ;-)

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 19:34
by Tribble
I would not know - and he is tall so unless he kneels...... Nope he put the words together.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 10:20
by StarPhoenix
At work, rumour has it that "Nicholas has got himself a chick and will be seeing her this weekend."

I am playing along, and in the short-term I have no intention of disabusing them of the notion. :twisted: :P

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 10:32
by Tribble
Brilliant! Do keep us informed.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 11:54
by GDI_Lord
Hey Tribbs, did you hear that Birdie has himself a gf?

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 05:45
by StarPhoenix
Rumour has it that Nicholas has been invited out to watch a 3d movie at Hemingway's on Sunday.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 06:25
by doo_much
Spreading rumours again? You gossip, you!

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 18:29
by Tribble
Oh that is utterly fantastic. Don't forget the frozen yoghurts

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 22:55
by Nuke
Thought this may be related to the thread.