StarPhoenix wrote:I’m really good at
Um....not much, really.
I cringed so hard I think I popped a vertebrae!
The only women interested in a bio that beta would be Dominatrices, radical feminists and female spousal abusers...
Good luck in your romantic endeavours
Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 12:36
by Hman
StarPhoenix wrote:
rustypup wrote:
Doctor Svengali.
ME GUSTA!
Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 13:01
by CapNemo
You should write him one Hamin
Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 14:03
by StarPhoenix
CapNemo wrote:You should write him one Hamin
But.....but.....Jammi Bear doesn't know me......we....haven't been out for something to drink together.
Not like we did at RaGE last year....AND I have been out for frozen yoghurt with T-Cat.
@jamin: I wouldn't say that I have any specialties, but if you can supply multiple lines of evidence......the chances of me taking what you say seriously increase to 75/25.
Oh wait.....we've been here before, haven't we. Irrefutable proff is no match for the True Believer.
Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 14:27
by CapNemo
It isn't a problem if he doesn't know you most of those profiles are works of fiction anyway if you ask me
Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 15:16
by StarPhoenix
CapNemo wrote:It isn't a problem if he doesn't know you most of those profiles are works of fiction anyway if you ask me
I'm not sure that means that mine should be a work of fiction.
You may be onto something though: if Jammi has nothing better to do while waiting for databasey things to happen, perhaps he could throw together a humorous/over-the top one.....for any given forumite.
This could be fun.
Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Posted: 01 Oct 2013, 08:02
by StarPhoenix
Pick-up line no. 534t672i/4
You you have the sweetest lickle toes.
Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Posted: 01 Oct 2013, 11:09
by GDI_Lord
hamin_aus wrote:
StarPhoenix wrote:I’m really good at
Um....not much, really.
I cringed so hard
I add to the cringing there.
StarPhoenix wrote:Pick-up line no. 534t672i/4
You you have the sweetest lickle toes.
Extra ultra cringe.
Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Posted: 01 Oct 2013, 14:02
by StarPhoenix
So I probably wouldn't make it through a job interview-particularly if asked why they should hire me rather than the other applicants?
One of the ladies at the office has been wearing open-tipped shoes.
Hard not to notice those lickle toesies. This lickle piggy went to market.....
Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Posted: 02 Oct 2013, 03:40
by hamin_aus
StarPhoenix wrote:One of the ladies at the office has been wearing open-tipped shoes.
Hard not to notice those lickle toesies. This lickle piggy went to market.....