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Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 26 Aug 2013, 14:15
by StarPhoenix
Tribble: had to go to Hogsback again as part of the PE Roadtrip package deal.
My brother measured the temperature as 4 degrees C in the early morning.

Some of the ladies at Walmer Park Shopping Centre take great pride in their appearance.
[Before you get any ideas, I admired them from a distance.]

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 27 Aug 2013, 12:16
by CapNemo
Go ask for signatures since they must surely be famouse :dontknow:

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 27 Aug 2013, 15:13
by StarPhoenix
CapNemo wrote:Go ask for signatures since they must surely be famouse :dontknow:
:lol:

Probably bored of their Hollywood Lives, and on a "Work at Edgars" exchange programme.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 27 Aug 2013, 19:16
by Tribble
Oooh eye candy is fun :D Glad you enjoyed it

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 10:12
by StarPhoenix
Tribble wrote:Oooh eye candy is fun :D Glad you enjoyed it
Yessssssss. :mrgreen: Hope I didn't stare. :oops:

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 10:35
by Tribble
Girls love being stared at. They would have been flattered

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 10:40
by D3PART3D
Really ? Isn't it creepy sometimes?

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 10:45
by Tribble
Dunno I don't get stared at. But they seem to thrive on it

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 10:47
by rustypup
Image

How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 11:14
by D3PART3D
:lol:

New campus problem: 17 and 18 year old girls who seem older and older girls who seem younger...

Is there a skill to this?

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 13:05
by StarPhoenix
rustypup wrote:Image
:lol:

Doctor Svengali.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 13:07
by StarPhoenix
D3PART3D wrote::lol:

New campus problem: 17 and 18 year old girls who seem older and older girls who seem younger...

Is there a skill to this?
I don't understand the question.

Are you wanting to know why people do not comply with the prescribed look for their age, and what measures might be taken to discourage non-compliance?

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 01 Sep 2013, 14:16
by Tribble
rustypup wrote:Image
Bwaahahahahahaha now that is creepy

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 02 Sep 2013, 14:17
by StarPhoenix
Anybody wanna help crit. my OKCupid profile mini-essays?

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 03 Sep 2013, 08:58
by doo_much
You have to write essays on a dating site? :eyebrow:

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 03 Sep 2013, 10:44
by StarPhoenix
doo_much wrote:You have to write essays on a dating site? :eyebrow:
Yebo.....well.....short ones on the one I am using.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 03 Sep 2013, 10:45
by StarPhoenix
doo_much wrote:You have to write essays on a dating site? :eyebrow:
Yebo.....well.....short ones on the one I am using.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 04 Sep 2013, 04:45
by hamin_aus
StarPhoenix wrote:Anybody wanna help crit. my OKCupid profile mini-essays?
Post it here and I will add top lels to it

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 05 Sep 2013, 12:22
by StarPhoenix
"top lels"? :scratch:

My Details

Ethnicity
White

Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)

Body Type
Average

Diet
Mostly anything

Smokes
No

Drinks
Not at all

Drugs
Never

Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it

Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter

Education
Dropped out of college/university

Job
Computer / Hardware / Software

Income
Rather not say

Offspring
Doesn’t have kids

Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats

Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly)


My self-summary
We may be the only animals that pursue a life fraught with meaning, as if it must be so, and despair when it eludes us

I am one of over six billion [and counting] jumped-up apes clinging to the surface of a minor rocky planet trapped in the gravity well of a Class G2 star somewhere in the outer reaches of an unexceptional spiral galaxy - one among billions of such islands of matter in the observable universe. I do not think that we occupy any special position in space and time or that homo sapiens is any more remarkable than any other creature, both extinct or extant, however much we may want to believe our disproportionaly large brains set us apart. Knowledge, and technology, without wisdom and responsibility can be a dangerous thing.

Barring my love of gadgets, I prefer to live an uncomplicated life and am no slave to fickle fashion or popular opinion. I have come am looking for friendship, as the hours I work, my lack of a car, and reserved nature make it difficult for me to find people with similar interests and/or values, particularly in the small and fairly conservative city I live in.

What I’m doing with my life
Drinking deeply from the Pierian Spring.

I’m really good at
Um....not much, really.

The first things people usually notice about me
I care not enough to interrogate anyone on this trifling matter.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Primarily science fiction and fantasy,both comic and serious, with a smattering of military history, history and development of languages, genetics, prehistory, astronomyand modern physics [provided that the maths is explained to me from first principles.] Among the authors I enjoy are Isaac Asimov, Stephen Baxter, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams,J.R.R. Tolkien, Guy Gavriel Kay, Tom Holte, Jasper Fforde,John Gribben, J.D. Barrow, and Raymond Feist.

The six things I could never do without
Mental stimulation
A well-stocked library
A sense of humour
My extended family
Time to daydream
My gadgets

I spend a lot of time thinking about
From the age of 9 or thereabouts, I have spent a fair amount of time ruminating over the nature of the universe we live in,what Reality is, and whether we can ever know it, as well as what meaning we might reasonably hope to extract from our short lifespans.

I have heard it said that I am inclined to over-analyse my actions and motives.

On a typical Friday night I am
Doing my laundry, washing the supper dishes, trawling the internet for comic relief in the form of pseudoscience or harrowing the virtual dungeons of who-or whatever I do not owe any allegiance to while collecting currency, rare items and experience points.
Reading. [Of course]

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Move along: no deep, dark secrets here.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 25–40
• Located anywhere
• For new friends

You should message me if
I'll leave this up to you, shall I?
[What? You think I can market myself? :-P ]

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 05 Sep 2013, 15:23
by Molean
You put that on a dating site?

By the sounds of things you are going to need a gal who is very like minded and quite similiar in your ways or else I don't think she will understand you very well...

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 06 Sep 2013, 13:35
by StarPhoenix
Molean wrote:You put that on a dating site?

By the sounds of things you are going to need a gal who is very like minded and quite similiar in your ways or else I don't think she will understand you very well...
Verbatim

I received a message from a woman who works at a "major university" in the USA recently. She said that she enjoyed reading my profile.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 08 Sep 2013, 08:25
by Tribble
I enjoyed reading your profile too - but then we are already friends.

Entertaining and enlightening as it is - you will filter out all the money grubbers and dumb blondes. You should get a nice, intelligent girl - if they are on that site.

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 08 Sep 2013, 20:46
by StarPhoenix
Tribble wrote:I enjoyed reading your profile too - but then we are already friends.

Entertaining and enlightening as it is - you will filter out all the money grubbers and dumb blondes. You should get a nice, intelligent girl - if they are on that site.
Oh there are some blondes out there who own their own brain cell. ;-)

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 08 Sep 2013, 23:09
by Tribble
You mean a communal property one?

Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams

Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 10:41
by StarPhoenix
Tribble wrote:You mean a communal property one?
Nope. I am talking about Smart Blondes TM. who have bought out the other shareholders.