How to meet the girl of your dreams
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Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Dreams are just that. Even if you think you have found your dream lover - you will soon realise you have not
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You had a run-in with hirsute little folk that scarred you for life, Ankie?Anakha56 wrote:What happens if its a invatation for a cheese fondue dinner with a bunch of midgets in furry costumes? Using your rules you are not allowed to say no so ... you are in for a interesting evening then right?
@Tribble I have no idea how to take d3's comment either. Methinks its a combination of both...
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Dream lovers are the best sort.Tribble wrote:Dreams are just that. Even if you think you have found your dream lover - you will soon realise you have not
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Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
@Star nah it was meant to make the imagery a little more implausible 
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@Tribz you are right I might enjoy it!
@D3 we are all flawed and the challenging part is to change your partners flaws!
.@Tribz you are right I might enjoy it!
@D3 we are all flawed and the challenging part is to change your partners flaws!
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The same lady claimed to be "huggy" this morning. Naturally when she insisted on embracing me in front of my colleagues, some of whom had received the same treatment, i gingerly rested my hands on her shoulders while tried to lean against me.
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...right up to the moment where they morph into a giant, carnivorous, turnip which tears your arms off and starts eating your eyeballs while humming show-tunes....StarPhoenix wrote:Dream lovers are the best sort.
then they're the worst...
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Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
"Life is a big buffet, my friend. Life is a big buffeeeeettttt!" (Sung to the tune of Life is a Caberet.)rustypup wrote: humming show-tunes....
But seriously. Dee, the girl that I wanted to marry broke up with me recently. Am I disillusioned? No, I'm kinda filled a teeny tiny bit with hope and a positive attitude. How much could it have hurt seeing as I've adopted such a positive attitude? A bucket-load, let me tell you! But one can still have hope.
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You gain something from each relationship. Take only the good with you - and move on.
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so... heart, kidneys and liver?Tribble wrote:Take only the good with you
mmmm.... liver and onions...
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Not quite. More often than. Not, i am the freakishly toothy creature that gets the munchies.....these scenarios usually include large bodies of water, implausable hybrids, and the playing of certain string instruments.rustypup wrote:...right up to the moment where they morph into a giant, carnivorous, turnip which tears your arms off and starts eating your eyeballs while humming show-tunes....StarPhoenix wrote:Dream lovers are the best sort.
then they're the worst...
Said turnip should be diced and tossed into a soup pot. Vocalising while eating is just not on!
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I think I have this thing worked out: I am VERY shy....and bad at marketing myself, and well....wild horses couldn't draw me to contact someone whose profile I found interesting....and well...I really don't have an awful lot to say about myself, I guess.
Like Tribble, I'm boring.
Like Tribble, I'm boring.
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She is anything but boring. Different, an acquired taste, 'a bit out there'? Yes. But not boring...StarPhoenix wrote:
Like Tribble, I'm boring.
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But...but...Tribble SAID that she boring.
When does one stop simply waiting and hoping that something will happen, and set a trap instead?
When does one stop simply waiting and hoping that something will happen, and set a trap instead?
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Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
When you can devise a sufficiently brilliant trap to set
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
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Or one with a spectacularly wide area of effect...
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Google "Bailey Jay"CapNemo wrote:...a sufficiently brilliant trap...
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Uhm no not at work
"I hear voices in my head but they are my own this time"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
"Sanity is for the weak!!"
"Except for a battle lost, there is nothing so terrible as a battle won."
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Probably SN, if jammy is posting it....
I wonder how creepy I would come across if I were to fire questions related to points of interest in user profiles at the writers of those profiles?
I wonder how creepy I would come across if I were to fire questions related to points of interest in user profiles at the writers of those profiles?
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Doo.Birdie. You are correct. I am. But you are not. And there is someone out there for you.
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Huh?!??Tribble wrote:
Birdie. You are correct. I am. But you are not. And there is someone out there for you.
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It's mean to laugh at someone when they don't follow what you are saying!Tribble wrote:
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I am not laughing - that is clearly a smile. And you make me happy so I smile 
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Tribble wrote:
Birdie. You are correct. I am. But you are not. And there is someone out there for you.
Scrolling up, I managed to work up that you were referring to an earlier post I made.
Initially I read it as:
You are correct. I am correct, but you are not correct, hence the "huh?!?"
I thought that you were using Mathematics on me, and...er....not something I was good at.
[Though I wanted to be. Being a Maths wiz. is 1337.]
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I want to be good at maths too -= I am only good with Excel.
I knew you would eventually notice the punctuation and it would all become clear
I knew you would eventually notice the punctuation and it would all become clear