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A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet,: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)


— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


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"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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So do you also have an alarm on your phone for Towel Day? :-)
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Who doesn't?
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To late I panicked when I read the header... :(
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Have you heard the new Ke$ha song - Grow a pair? :twisted: I would have to hitch hike on space ships
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:lol:
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Tribble wrote:Have you heard the new K$sha song - Grow a pair? :twisted: I would have to hitch hike on space ships
Errr..... spelling not your strong point....
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kesha

Let me get my towel and.... erm.... ehu....
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Oh really - you are too fast for this cat
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he has quick and nimble fingers...
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KatrynKat wrote:he has quick and nimble fingers...
And you can't truly attest to that.
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but i can... and she learns lots from me... particularly how to always carry a towel and not Panic
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Jip towels are very handy.... especially the myriad of ways you can use them... the possibilities are endless.
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Then why is she panicking about her PC? Does she not have her towel with her? :P
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Tribbs, that is exactly how the Kitten's eyes went when Ruad went by the kitchen wearing only his towel...
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Surprised she did not jump him... :whistling:
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Thank goodness he had a towel = no wonder we celebrate this day ;-)
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Wahahahaha.... well at least I had my towel... one more reason not to panic :wink:
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As the saying goes - Don't show a woman something and expect her not to touch it.
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Nah, there are some ways where she does not take after me :(
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And you are seriously disappointed because of that :?:
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let me just say in my defense that how can a girl not gawk at a hot guy in a towel... i mean come on!!!
and it did take some strength on jee's part to strain me from going to the bathroom window and peeping in.... and there are 2 ways for a peeping tom to get a peep.....

and yes Anakha... i do not have my towel with me... but will most definitely take it with me to the dentist this afternoon....
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Tribble wrote:As the saying goes - Don't show a woman something and expect her not to touch it.
Amen sister!
jee wrote:Nah, there are some ways where she does not take after me :(
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did you want me to jump him??

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Bwahahahahahaha
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Seems I have to go to Hilton some time again.
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