Mars needs women!

[Ron2K]

NASA has always been tight lipped on the subject of sex in space — which makes people all the more curious. How would it work? Has anyone done it before? Can a child be conceived in zero-G? With few animal tests and (virtually no human testing), there's been next to no scientific analysis of the issue. Until now. The Journal of Cosmology has published a special issue detailing the mission to Mars, which touches all the bases. In a chapter titled Sex on Mars , Dr. Rhawn Joseph from the Brain Research Laboratory in California discusses everything from the social conditions that would push astronauts to have sex to the possibility of the first child being born on another planet. Such an infant would be the first real Martian — at least by nationality, the researcher pointed out. 'On Mars, the light's going to be different, the gravity will be different, it's a completely different atmosphere,' he said. 'So if you put an infant on Mars, they would adapt to varying degrees of the new environment. And after several generations, you'd have a new species,' he said.

Source

[fallen_angel]

Imagine showing the passport to our ingenious customs officials

[Tribble]

They would not believe you

[Stuart]

Performance of the sex act during a journey to Mars, may require potentially complex sexual gymnastics. On the other hand, any difficulties associated with sexual intercourse in space may turn out to be an easily solved problem of docking and entry as human are notorious for inventing ways of having sex despite all manner of logistical impediments (Joseph 2000a).

[Pluto]

Where there's a will, there's a way, and by god will there always be a will.

[Siemens]

Where there's a will, there's a way, and by god will there always be a will.

You are not a planet.

[KatrynKat]

firstly, where do you find such articles.....??

and secondly, imagine how much such a kid will be mocked at school...
so, where were you born? uhm.... on Mars.....
the child will never have a normal life, like you and I know it to be....

[Stuart]

firstly, where do you find such articles.....??

This is just a shot in the dark, and might be completely off target, but my first guess would be at the site that he linked to with the word "Source."

[KatrynKat]

uh.... that i know....

but where do you find things like this.... i mean i don't have the time to go traipsing around the innerwebs..... or the resources for that matter....

[rustypup]

/.
fark

[jee]

He obviously had sex on the brain...

[-Prometheus-]

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[Nuke]

Any place where willing test subjects can register?

[-Prometheus-]

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[Prime]

hey, you could perform the kama sutra without injuring yourself.

And bye bye to weak ejaculation and erectile disfunction - you might have a hard time keeping it down.

you could get hit in the eye by zero g semen and sue NASA for loss of vision


Kat, I doubt it matters, martian's not coming back to earth until he of she's an adult. the proginey would never survive re-entry, and our gravity would probably kill it, if not atleast make life really unpleasant.

[-Prometheus-]

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[KatrynKat]

what... martians and aliens having sex....