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// If you are not good enough to debug this then you should not be coding.

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// if you can't figure out what this class does find another job

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/*
   2012.03.19 - Initial implementation
   2012.03.20 - Changed around the columns by request of our lovely Call Center Manager
   2012.03.21 - Another change for our beloved Call Center Manager. Swapped the axis on the graphs
   2012.03.21 - Why oh why do we have meetings with all of these people in the same room in order to spec these things... Canceling all the meetings for the rest of time while busy adding alternate row colours... yellow and green lines are going to look so nice. I'm already starting to puke.
   2012.03.22 - Another change after proving that their logic is flawed and that they need to get a damn life... This time our SLA manager wants a column added to a report he is not even getting. Added the SLA Target to the report.
  2012.03.23 - Showed this log to my direct manager and he instructed for all changes to be undone and for these people to go fly a kite... so now I'm sitting and wasting time again... how lovely isn't the weather this time of year.
*/

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// 
// Next time someone decides to book this code out and butcher it please for heavens sake don't change the 
// threading. I don't want to fix your **** again. Concurrent processing is fine but when you are trying to process
// 40,000 odd files at the same time and dump their data into a database it is seriously not cool to try and do it 
// with a single thread for each one and all at once either.
//
// So when in doubt.... !@#$ off
//

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if (stopCondition) // ******!  ABORT!  ABORT!  (http://www.xkcd.com/1029/)

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/* Display smilies (Bug #47265) */

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#region <summary>
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        //. This is a temp fix until toolbox items are rewritten with posititiong.
        #endregion

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/// <returns>bool value weather a assocation was found or not</returns>

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  /**
     * Used to determine whether the user making this call is subject to
     * teleportations.
     *@return whether the user making this call is a goat
     */
    public boolean isUserAGoat() {
        return false;
    }

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// I'M TWELVE YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS?

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// oops, wrong parameter passed... die yankee *******!

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--> steristumpie (~emotality@SF-C2010FDC.dynamic.isadsl.co.za) has joined #programming
<steristumpie> any ios developers?
<anonymous> thats prolly worse than OS/2 even, why not android? :p
<anonymous> its never too late to change for the better

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# Disable etags -- less headers

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//HACK - this was requested by the client and client understands risks and impacts and forced us into this