Why The Rumored ‘Twilight’ MMO Must be Stopped

Post by **Monty** » 04 Aug 2009, 17:05

Not the safest thing on the planet: Language warning

I think this deserves its own thread

UrBaN · Post by **UrBaN** » 04 Aug 2009, 17:21

That's some of the funniest pieces of truth I've read in ages...

rustypup · Post by **rustypup** » 04 Aug 2009, 17:27

almost like visiting the spam thread... only slightly less intellectual...

[twilight fans]

Sojourn · Post by **Sojourn** » 04 Aug 2009, 17:54

Wanted to buy the book to see what all the fuss is about...
So much for that.

rustypup · Post by **rustypup** » 04 Aug 2009, 18:34

what every potential twilight victim should know

capanno · Post by **capanno** » 14 Sep 2009, 17:06

I don't get why people bash Twilight. I watched the movie and I thought it was good. Its something original. People should stop bashing things that don't affect them.

Spoiler (show): After I watched the movie, I went and bought the books. I read a chapter every night while taking a bubble bath and drinking herbal tea. I then did my nails, and plucked my eyebrows. Then I bought makeup and made myself pale, while dreaming of <insert lead female character's name>.

GreyWolf · Post by **GreyWolf** » 14 Sep 2009, 19:11

capanno wrote:I don't get why people bash Twilight. I watched the movie and I thought it was good. Its something original. People should stop bashing things that don't affect them.

Spoiler (show)
After I watched the movie, I went and bought the books. I read a chapter every night while taking a bubble bath and drinking herbal tea. I then did my nails, and plucked my eyebrows. Then I bought makeup and made myself pale, while dreaming of <insert lead female character's name>.

dude, freakin.....LOL

DAE_JA_VOO · Post by **DAE_JA_VOO** » 14 Sep 2009, 19:12

I'm going to have to disagree with the internet. I watched Twilight and I thought it was pretty cool.

(Yep, I'm serious. No spoiler tags)

GreyWolf · Post by **GreyWolf** » 14 Sep 2009, 19:37

DAE_JA_VOO wrote:I'm going to have to disagree with the internet. I watched Twilight and I thought it was pretty cool.

(Yep, I'm serious. No spoiler tags)

Post by **Stuart** » 14 Sep 2009, 22:14

DAE_JA_VOO wrote:I'm going to have to disagree with the internet. I watched Twilight and I thought it was pretty cool.

(Yep, I'm serious. No spoiler tags)

You and c0d3r should have a heart-to-heart

c0d3r · Post by **c0d3r** » 14 Sep 2009, 22:21

Stuart wrote:
DAE_JA_VOO wrote:I'm going to have to disagree with the internet. I watched Twilight and I thought it was pretty cool.

(Yep, I'm serious. No spoiler tags)
You and c0d3r should have a heart-to-heart

Should I introduce him to the the Skype Club? They might have some left-over glitter somewhere.

Post by **Stuart** » 14 Sep 2009, 22:28

c0d3r wrote:Should I introduce him to the the Skype Club? They might have some left-over glitter somewhere.

Oooo, yeah, they can sponsor him a sig!

c0d3r · Post by **c0d3r** » 15 Sep 2009, 12:08

Stuart wrote:
c0d3r wrote:Should I introduce him to the the Skype Club? They might have some left-over glitter somewhere.
Oooo, yeah, they can sponsor him a sig!

Do you think he'll accept the eye-blinding sig?

jee · Post by **jee** » 15 Sep 2009, 12:28

I have not watched the movie, but i not only read, but own all the books....

Post by **Stuart** » 15 Sep 2009, 12:32

c0d3r wrote:
Stuart wrote:
c0d3r wrote:Should I introduce him to the the Skype Club? They might have some left-over glitter somewhere.
Oooo, yeah, they can sponsor him a sig!
Do you think he'll accept the eye-blinding sig?

Yes. He will love it and pet it and give it a name. It shall be his Fluffy.

c0d3r · Post by **c0d3r** » 15 Sep 2009, 12:43

Stuart wrote:
c0d3r wrote:
Stuart wrote: Oooo, yeah, they can sponsor him a sig!
Do you think he'll accept the eye-blinding sig?
Yes. He will love it and pet it and give it a name. It shall be his Fluffy.

Not sparkly?

GreyWolf · Post by **GreyWolf** » 15 Sep 2009, 12:53

jee wrote:I have not watched the movie, but i not only read, but own all the books....

jee · Post by **jee** » 15 Sep 2009, 13:04

*wonders why the Wolf is sad... and then wonders what he would think of the rest of her collection * wicked grin

Post by **Stuart** » 15 Sep 2009, 13:19

jee wrote:*wonders why the Wolf is sad... and then wonders what he would think of the rest of her collection * wicked grin

I think you just sullied your reputation as an appreciator of great literature. rusty is currently breathing into a brown paper bag.

jee · Post by **jee** » 15 Sep 2009, 13:30

Stuart wrote:
jee wrote:*wonders why the Wolf is sad... and then wonders what he would think of the rest of her collection * wicked grin
I think you just sullied your reputation as an appreciator of great literature. .

a gurl needs to have fun

Stuart wrote:rusty is currently breathing into a brown paper bag

as long as he does not put the paper bag over his head....

GreyWolf · Post by **GreyWolf** » 15 Sep 2009, 14:05

jee wrote:
Stuart wrote:
jee wrote:*wonders why the Wolf is sad... and then wonders what he would think of the rest of her collection * wicked grin
I think you just sullied your reputation as an appreciator of great literature. .

a gurl needs to have fun

srsly? reading about a child tearing through its mother womb and breaking her spine is fun? (actually she had no spine to begin with, so I guess its not that big an issue)

but what about the pedophilia?

Post by **Stuart** » 15 Sep 2009, 14:10

Sounds like jee is not the only one who has read Twilight.

Post by **Monty** » 15 Sep 2009, 14:53

Stuart wrote:Sounds like jee is not the only one who has read Twilight.

I read it too... (It took many trips to the bathroom to puke my lungs out, it was so soppy and silly, but I read them)

rustypup · Post by **rustypup** » 15 Sep 2009, 15:25

Head Trip

jee · Post by **jee** » 15 Sep 2009, 18:11

GreyWolf wrote: srsly?

I'm so glad I have not mentioned some of my more "horror" authors' names....

GreyWolf wrote:but what about the pedophilia?

come again?

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