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Do thermal blankets trap farts...

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...and if so, for how long?
Does anyone have any information on this age-old question?
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this is an age old question? i am clearly not as old as the ages.

:?

i think Firestrm might be the person to answer this
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Nope I don't know the answer, I'd prefer not to have my gaseous emissions hover around me thank you very much....


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Is this like another "spoon thread" :?:

I would imagine it would trap your farts but not for any longer than a regular blanket. There are also factors to take into consideration such as the area covered, wind strength, last meal etc.
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It all depends on the consistency of the fart and the thread count of the blanket. The question depends on way too many factors to be able to give a straight forward answer. Other factors like the presence of an additional homosapien also makes a huge difference.

The answer is: E (not enough information).
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1) yes
2) unless you're using some industrial strength alcohol and a match, for the remainder of its existence.

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rustypup wrote:bathroom humour... it just doesn't get any better than this... <for yanks, that is......>
shall i pm you a youtube link to a leon shuster clip?
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Here is a simple test for you to try. Climb under the blanket, get someone to seal it around you. And fart away. Then come back and report...

assuming you are still alive afterwards :twisted:
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A good tactic is your common Dutch Oven. You cover your spouse/girlfriend/nameless bed partner with the duvet shortly after you release a tasty aroma. Then, judging by how lengthily and vehemently they detest the point, you should know how effective the thermals are.
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:angry7: :pukeright: urban, thats just wrong!
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PureFire wrote:thats just wrong!
well, it's not called UrBaN's dictionary for nothing...
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rustypup wrote:
PureFire wrote:thats just wrong!
well, it's not called UrBaN's dictionary for nothing...
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I'm staying out of this one.... :)
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Brett, why do I get the feeling that this is another one of your social experiments? :P

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This one holds no interest for the cat - play away dear people :lol:
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I'd suggest Brett practice on KB, they share a bed anyway. :P *runs*
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:twisted: Yeah, you better run...
Or else I'll have to get out the piano-wire waistcoat and bottle of vinegar...

Besides, KB's never shared a bed with anyone in his life and I am not about to let him practice on me. :roll:
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One has to wonder just how much time Drakonis has on his hands to come up with a question like this... :whistling:

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You need time to come up with questions like this? I always thought they just happened while one was doing something else.
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Okay then...

So...

What were you doing when the thought popped out your head? :twisted:
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I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl I believe.
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:?

How the frig did farting land into your head whilst playing that game? :?

You are weird :P.
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