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Why have I not posted in here in ages? Its been too long.
What should I do to update this? Perhaps an amusing tale of KB's Twitter lunch? Or... the recent lack of sleep brought on by Bill Hicks and a heavy deadline?
Maybe KB's resemblance to a young Bill Hicks, if you amputate Bill's humor and wit?

Ah, who knows. The PCF office is getting a little R&R after finishing deadline for the latest issue. This has to be a good thing, the insanity quotient is slowly dropping as the stress fades.
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Drakonis wrote:Perhaps an amusing tale of KB's Twitter lunch?
That would definitely be worth posting. :lol:
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There is not much to tell really... Nab and I found a few... discrepancies... in KB's lunch a few days ago. Since he wasn't paying attention and Nab had his camera in the office, we uploaded an image of the offending sandwich on Twitter. We're still working on a way to effectively sabotage KB that does not involve tranny pr0ns (his desktop background is never safe), loads of duct tape (its amazing what you can do with the contents of a workstation with enough of that stuff), Tabasco sauce (turns out KB likes it) or some oats... I won't be explaining that one.
I'm thinking our next method will be tweaking KB's coffee or finally plastering all those Apple Mac stickers all over his car.
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Drak in his coffee sneak either A: Viagra or B: A laxative :twisted:.
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Or both :D
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ROFL both would not work cause he would spend all the time in the bathroom and kinda defeats the Viagra one... :?
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Anakha56, True, but it would be interesting to see if he can **** with a **** on! :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

And you want to watch it :?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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No no, I will read the story Drac posts here, I'm not watching that **** :lol:
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What, you think I'd actually want to witness something like that? That is just nasty....
I'm not gonna do it man... :no:
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Drakonis, Take one for the team! :lol:
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ROFL some places PCF will not set a foot near :P :lol:.

I could always mail you:

*taken out so K/B does not find*

And see what you can do with it? Keep in mind I want her back :P.

http://pranksite.com/c_5_20/OfficePranks.html
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I want! Actually, PCF should do a review on them...as gadgets. Yes, yes, that will work.

Drac, you have your orders. Move out, Soldier!
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UrBaN wrote:Drakonis, Take one for the team! :lol:
There are limits to teamwork. And I have never taken one for the team, ever. Sound too much like "Right, we need you to pretend to be Butters and glue these testicles to your chin. No... just... no. :mrgreen:

Anakha, those links have their possibilities... I'm feeling an evil plot coming on.

Frigging dyslexia is playing up again...
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Drakonis, Spoilsport. :lol:
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So Drak are you wanting the gadget? I can mail it to you no problem...
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Anakha56, Do you have one?
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Yes only have one though.
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damn
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UrBaN wrote:damn
You could always borrow it from Drak, have your evil plan played out and mail it back to me ;).
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Hmmmmm....

That could work.
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Pics or it didn't happen :wink:
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I think in this case videos would be in order ;)
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Re: Tales from the (PCF) crypt

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This just in.
KB's exact words approximately two minutes ago.
"I'm getting a bit worried, I'm starting to like Mac OSX"
Nab's reply
"Get out."

Edit: Our designer's exact words in response to this news:

"I can see why you like OSX. It's idiot-proof"
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Re: Tales from the (PCF) crypt

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Another case of GB's flavour of the minute personality. 5 months ago he professed to being a WoW addict and he's yet to hit level 30. sigh.
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