[W] Enema, for moral constipation

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[W] Enema, for moral constipation

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You are in a shop. You crave some juice. You go to the vending machine, insert the money, press the button for a can of juice and out comes... two!

What do you do next?
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Tell the manager...I bet he gives it to you just for yout honesty...Or throws a shoe at you, it's a tough call.
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Yeah tell the manager. Actually happined once and the manager told me to keep it. :D
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This is THE dumbest thread I've seen in a long time...

Leave it there because you didn't pay for it.
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What if there's no manager (like a vending machine at an office complex)???
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What if you withdraw a R100 and an extra R100 comes out, and it's not deducted from your balance.
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muffinman wrote:What if you withdraw a R100 and an extra R100 comes out, and it's not deducted from your balance.
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Jonboy, Then give it to the office hottie as a gift. :lol:
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AN moral dilemma?
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Stuart wrote:AN moral dilemma?
Yeah spotted it. That is actually a moral dilemma. :lol:
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8) :thumbleft: :occasion5:

Ah like your thinking! *runs to vending machine to coax an extra cooldrink*
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RuadRauFlessa wrote:
Stuart wrote:AN moral dilemma?
Yeah spotted it. That is actually a moral dilemma. :lol:
This does present a genuine moral dilemma though.

:smack: or :whistling:?
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Stuart wrote:
RuadRauFlessa wrote:
Stuart wrote:AN moral dilemma?
Yeah spotted it. That is actually a moral dilemma. :lol:
This does present a genuine moral dilemma though.

:smack: or :whistling:?
go :whistling: in the corner while an Australian :smack: you silly. :twisted:
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Stuart wrote:AN moral dilemma?
We all managed to overlook the obvious and answer this serious question. This is the internets after all, these questions are serious.

Now, have a shoe.

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what on earth? if i pay for anything and something pops out free its a score, you get robbed so much these days take it when you can get it. I wont lie crying in bed night after night cause i enjoyed a free can of cooldrink lol
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po10cy, :smack: nobody asked you :P
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1. Stand there and wait for people to come buy.
2. Offer them 25% off.
3. Buy them the drink.
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UrBaN wrote:We all managed to overlook the obvious and answer this serious question. This is the internets after all, these questions are serious.

Now, have a shoe.
Choo throwing an shoe at me for? I'm going to tell an moderator or a administrator to ban you!
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Stuart, That will be a historic days!
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UrBaN wrote:po10cy, :smack: nobody asked you :P
why you.....
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Or shake the living crap out of it, leave it in the receptacle and hang around to watch the results! :D :lol: :twisted:
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Silly thread is silly.

Keep the can.
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Re: An moral dilemma

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RuadRauFlessa wrote:
Stuart wrote:AN moral dilemma?
Oops. Was originally gonna be "An ethical dilemma". I forgot the an was there when I replaced "ethical" with "moral"

It's now making me cringe. Can a mod please rename it?
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Jonboy wrote:Or shake the living crap out of it, leave it in the receptacle and hang around to watch the results! :D :lol: :twisted:
Ok so lets do this UT style


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Jonboy wrote:shake the living crap out of it
If the can is filled with that, rather leave it. And probably the one you paid for too.
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