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Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 18:08
by wizardofid
Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 18:35
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 18:08 Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....
I hope someone did - don't like the idea of being permanently dead.

And what is it about this flaggy pointy stick ? And where are you going to plant it ? And why ? Flaggy meaning flagpole ?

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 19:20
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 18:35
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 18:08 Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....
I hope someone did - don't like the idea of being permanently dead.

And what is it about this flaggy pointy stick ? And where are you going to plant it ? And why ? Flaggy meaning flagpole ?
Planted on your dead corpse when I claim victory, so it needs to be pointy, just in case...

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 19:29
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 19:20
Tribble wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 18:35
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 18:08 Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....
I hope someone did - don't like the idea of being permanently dead.

And what is it about this flaggy pointy stick ? And where are you going to plant it ? And why ? Flaggy meaning flagpole ?
Planted on your dead corpse when I claim victory, so it needs to be pointy, just in case...
I am not a vampire - I do not need to be staked in the heart :shock: Trust me on this.

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 19:41
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 19:29
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 19:20
Tribble wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 18:35
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 18:08 Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....
I hope someone did - don't like the idea of being permanently dead.

And what is it about this flaggy pointy stick ? And where are you going to plant it ? And why ? Flaggy meaning flagpole ?
Planted on your dead corpse when I claim victory, so it needs to be pointy, just in case...
I am not a vampire - I do not need to be staked in the heart :shock: Trust me on this.
Zombie, vampire, hairy hobbit, same difference....

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 19:42
by wizardofid
To add insult to injury if I were to stake you, I need to find it first

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 21:11
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 19:41
Zombie, vampire, hairy hobbit, same difference....
Tribble - the word is tribble. *Sigh* you should do your homework.
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 19:42 To add insult to injury if I were to stake you, I need to find it first
Oy I do have a heart - it is in there somewhere. Granted there isn't much space - but it is there.

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 22:44
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 21:11
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 19:41
Zombie, vampire, hairy hobbit, same difference....
Tribble - the word is tribble. *Sigh* you should do your homework.
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 19:42 To add insult to injury if I were to stake you, I need to find it first
Oy I do have a heart - it is in there somewhere. Granted there isn't much space - but it is there.
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....😋

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 07:27
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 22:44
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....😋
Perhaps it is too early but you lost me there. Why would there be homework in tribble ?

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 08:20
by Stuart
Tribble wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 15:17 vermin - oh wait - that's mousey
:blink:

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 10:28
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 07:27
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 22:44
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....😋
Perhaps it is too early but you lost me there. Why would there be homework in tribble ?
Sigh, it is a play on the "there is no I in team word pun". I forget some times bar being short, you are blonde as well.....

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:06
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 10:28
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 07:27
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 22:44
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....😋
Perhaps it is too early but you lost me there. Why would there be homework in tribble ?
Sigh, it is a play on the "there is no I in team word pun". I forget some times bar being short, you are blonde as well.....
:mrgreen: yes I am dumb. Never saw that one coming. :D
And I am only superficially blonde.

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:24
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:06
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 10:28
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 07:27
wizardofid wrote: 31 Mar 2020, 22:44
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....😋
Perhaps it is too early but you lost me there. Why would there be homework in tribble ?
Sigh, it is a play on the "there is no I in team word pun". I forget some times bar being short, you are blonde as well.....
:mrgreen: yes I am dumb. Never saw that one coming. :D
And I am only superficially blonde.
Again arguing semantics :D

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:29
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:24
Again arguing semantics :D
It's all in the words my friend, all in the words.

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:31
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:29
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:24
Again arguing semantics :D
It's all in the words my friend, all in the words.
Well you can put the blonde in tribble, but you can't take it out......

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:33
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:31
Well you can put the blonde in tribble, but you can't take it out......
You are right. Dumb is just that. Dumb.

PS Grammarly tells me my text sounds angry. I can't even get a program that understands me these days *sigh*

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:41
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:33
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:31
Well you can put the blonde in tribble, but you can't take it out......
You are right. Dumb is just that. Dumb.

PS Grammarly tells me my text sounds angry. I can't even get a program that understands me these days *sigh*
Well, what do you expect when you keep a hairy hobbit in a cage and poke it with a pointy flaggy stick.

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:44
by wizardofid
Things have been rather mellow in here, in 2-3 hours it might get a little more heated and you running for the hills. Have 3 smokes left.

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:44
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:41
Well, what do you expect when you keep a hairy hobbit in a cage and poke it with a pointy flaggy stick.
I don't do angry - often. I do quiet and withdrawn. And I am not in a cage and definitely not being poked.

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:49
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:44
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:41
Well, what do you expect when you keep a hairy hobbit in a cage and poke it with a pointy flaggy stick.
I don't do angry - often. I do quiet and withdrawn. And I am not in a cage and definitely not being poked.
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 13:07
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:49
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !
Well one assumes you are talking about my head - and indeedy - I do have hair up there. Getting quite long actually. The admission doesn't extend to all other bodyparts though.

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 13:21
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 13:07
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:49
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !
Well one assumes you are talking about my head - and indeedy - I do have hair up there. Getting quite long actually. The admission doesn't extend to all other bodyparts though.
But it is implied.... :mrgreen: Hairy head, means hairy feet, the drapes is an entirely different matter to discuss and not suited to this forum.

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 15:58
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 13:21
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 13:07
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:49
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !
Well one assumes you are talking about my head - and indeedy - I do have hair up there. Getting quite long actually. The admission doesn't extend to all other bodyparts though.
But it is implied.... :mrgreen: Hairy head, means hairy feet, the drapes is an entirely different matter to discuss and not suited to this forum.
Oh what planet do people have hairy feet?
/looks down and examins closely for hairs. Doesn't find many. You call these tiny things hairy ?

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 16:31
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 15:58
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 13:21
Tribble wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 13:07
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 12:49
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !
Well one assumes you are talking about my head - and indeedy - I do have hair up there. Getting quite long actually. The admission doesn't extend to all other bodyparts though.
But it is implied.... :mrgreen: Hairy head, means hairy feet, the drapes is an entirely different matter to discuss and not suited to this forum.
Oh what planet do people have hairy feet?
/looks down and examins closely for hairs. Doesn't find many. You call these tiny things hairy ?
You need glasses :mrgreen:

Re: The Phoenix's Garters

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 16:54
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 16:31
You need glasses :mrgreen:
I have some

/puts them on
/wistfully begins to plat toe hairs