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Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 18:08
by wizardofid
Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 18:35
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 18:08
Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....
I hope someone did - don't like the idea of being permanently dead.
And what is it about this flaggy pointy stick ? And where are you going to plant it ? And why ? Flaggy meaning flagpole ?
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 19:20
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 18:35
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 18:08
Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....
I hope someone did - don't like the idea of being permanently dead.
And what is it about this flaggy pointy stick ? And where are you going to plant it ? And why ? Flaggy meaning flagpole ?
Planted on your dead corpse when I claim victory, so it needs to be pointy, just in case...
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 19:29
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 19:20
Tribble wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 18:35
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 18:08
Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....
I hope someone did - don't like the idea of being permanently dead.
And what is it about this flaggy pointy stick ? And where are you going to plant it ? And why ? Flaggy meaning flagpole ?
Planted on your dead corpse when I claim victory, so it needs to be pointy, just in case...
I am not a vampire - I do not need to be staked in the heart
Trust me on this.
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 19:41
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 19:29
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 19:20
Tribble wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 18:35
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 18:08
Good luck with that. With your tribble minion now taken care of.It just me and you....a little pointy flaggy stick I need to plant....
But don't worry I am sure prime will pitch up any second and announce he felt pity for the tribbles and secretly hid two of them from me.....
I hope someone did - don't like the idea of being permanently dead.
And what is it about this flaggy pointy stick ? And where are you going to plant it ? And why ? Flaggy meaning flagpole ?
Planted on your dead corpse when I claim victory, so it needs to be pointy, just in case...
I am not a vampire - I do not need to be staked in the heart
Trust me on this.
Zombie, vampire, hairy hobbit, same difference....
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 19:42
by wizardofid
To add insult to injury if I were to stake you, I need to find it first
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 21:11
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 19:41
Zombie, vampire, hairy hobbit, same difference....
Tribble - the word is tribble. *Sigh* you should do your homework.
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 19:42
To add insult to injury if I were to stake you, I need to find it first
Oy I do have a heart - it is in there somewhere. Granted there isn't much space - but it is there.
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 22:44
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 21:11
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 19:41
Zombie, vampire, hairy hobbit, same difference....
Tribble - the word is tribble. *Sigh* you should do your homework.
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 19:42
To add insult to injury if I were to stake you, I need to find it first
Oy I do have a heart - it is in there somewhere. Granted there isn't much space - but it is there.
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 07:27
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 22:44
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....
Perhaps it is too early but you lost me there. Why would there be homework in tribble ?
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 08:20
by Stuart
Tribble wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 15:17
vermin - oh wait - that's mousey
:blink:
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 10:28
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 07:27
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 22:44
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....
Perhaps it is too early but you lost me there. Why would there be homework in tribble ?
Sigh, it is a play on the "there is no I in team word pun". I forget some times bar being short, you are blonde as well.....
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:06
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 10:28
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 07:27
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 22:44
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....
Perhaps it is too early but you lost me there. Why would there be homework in tribble ?
Sigh, it is a play on the "there is no I in team word pun". I forget some times bar being short, you are blonde as well.....
yes I am dumb. Never saw that one coming.
And I am only superficially blonde.
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:24
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:06
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 10:28
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 07:27
wizardofid wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020, 22:44
There is no homework in tribble, but there is a tri....
Perhaps it is too early but you lost me there. Why would there be homework in tribble ?
Sigh, it is a play on the "there is no I in team word pun". I forget some times bar being short, you are blonde as well.....
yes I am dumb. Never saw that one coming.
And I am only superficially blonde.
Again arguing semantics
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:29
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:24
Again arguing semantics
It's all in the words my friend, all in the words.
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:31
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:29
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:24
Again arguing semantics
It's all in the words my friend, all in the words.
Well you can put the blonde in tribble, but you can't take it out......
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:33
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:31
Well you can put the blonde in tribble, but you can't take it out......
You are right. Dumb is just that. Dumb.
PS Grammarly tells me my text sounds angry. I can't even get a program that understands me these days *sigh*
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:41
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:33
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:31
Well you can put the blonde in tribble, but you can't take it out......
You are right. Dumb is just that. Dumb.
PS Grammarly tells me my text sounds angry. I can't even get a program that understands me these days *sigh*
Well, what do you expect when you keep a hairy hobbit in a cage and poke it with a pointy flaggy stick.
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:44
by wizardofid
Things have been rather mellow in here, in 2-3 hours it might get a little more heated and you running for the hills. Have 3 smokes left.
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:44
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:41
Well, what do you expect when you keep a hairy hobbit in a cage and poke it with a pointy flaggy stick.
I don't do angry - often. I do quiet and withdrawn. And I am not in a cage and definitely not being poked.
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 12:49
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:44
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:41
Well, what do you expect when you keep a hairy hobbit in a cage and poke it with a pointy flaggy stick.
I don't do angry - often. I do quiet and withdrawn. And I am not in a cage and definitely not being poked.
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 13:07
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:49
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !
Well one assumes you are talking about my head - and indeedy - I do have hair up there. Getting quite long actually. The admission doesn't extend to all other bodyparts though.
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 13:21
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 13:07
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:49
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !
Well one assumes you are talking about my head - and indeedy - I do have hair up there. Getting quite long actually. The admission doesn't extend to all other bodyparts though.
But it is implied....
Hairy head, means hairy feet, the drapes is an entirely different matter to discuss and not suited to this forum.
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 15:58
by Tribble
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 13:21
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 13:07
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:49
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !
Well one assumes you are talking about my head - and indeedy - I do have hair up there. Getting quite long actually. The admission doesn't extend to all other bodyparts though.
But it is implied....
Hairy head, means hairy feet, the drapes is an entirely different matter to discuss and not suited to this forum.
Oh what planet do people have hairy feet?
/looks down and examins closely for hairs. Doesn't find many. You call these tiny things hairy ?
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 16:31
by wizardofid
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 15:58
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 13:21
Tribble wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 13:07
wizardofid wrote: ↑01 Apr 2020, 12:49
At least you aren't denying the hairy part. CONFIRMED !
Well one assumes you are talking about my head - and indeedy - I do have hair up there. Getting quite long actually. The admission doesn't extend to all other bodyparts though.
But it is implied....
Hairy head, means hairy feet, the drapes is an entirely different matter to discuss and not suited to this forum.
Oh what planet do people have hairy feet?
/looks down and examins closely for hairs. Doesn't find many. You call these tiny things hairy ?
You need glasses
Re: The Phoenix's Garters
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 16:54
by Tribble
I have some
/puts them on
/wistfully begins to plat toe hairs