What do you think people like to buy over the internet?

sonycony · Post by **sonycony** » 07 Apr 2008, 15:46

What do you think people like to buy over the internet? I am referring to something which is a demand. Something that could not get in a realistic shop, as apposed to an online shop.

rustypup · Post by **rustypup** » 07 Apr 2008, 15:50

how long have you been on the internets?..

what comprises 80% of internet content... hint, it's not kittens... (although....)

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 07 Apr 2008, 15:52

Fleshlights sell pretty well....

matrixkid · Post by **matrixkid** » 07 Apr 2008, 15:57

Porn Porn Porn Porn

SoulBlade · Post by **SoulBlade** » 07 Apr 2008, 15:57

and post stamps

rustypup · Post by **rustypup** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:01

furry costumes.... for... erm... kiddies parties... yess... for fancy dress parties....

and perpetual motion machines...

and time travel devices...

and dodgy documentaries about killer tenalps.[size=0]ducks the potato hurled by i_r_baboon[/size]

sonycony · Post by **sonycony** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:06

What about food items? Porn is obvious.

SoulBlade · Post by **SoulBlade** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:08

I'd rather download pron then buy it....buying it legally sounds so wrong.

sonycony · Post by **sonycony** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:12

he he

funny bunch of mo*******ers u people are.

Synthesis · Post by **Synthesis** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:14

rustypup wrote:how long have you been on the internets?..

what comprises 80% of internet content... hint, it's not kittens... (although....)

I'm impressed with that number, Rusty, is it fact or just thought up?

And although it's an interesting question, I do have the answer but obviously No one will just give away ideas like that. If they had the answer you were looking for they would use it for themselves. Hope you get some ideas from the answers here in any way.

sonycony · Post by **sonycony** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:18

So say I had an idea. What it not be recommended for someone else design my website as he or she could steal the idea?

rustypup · Post by **rustypup** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:18

tacky internet meme-wear... like t-shirts bearing some memorable jamin_za quote.. like "Take me home, please!"

i'd give anything to be able to order a hit over the internet... i imagine it would be in some sort of bidding environment... like:

Item: Robert Mugabe
Bids to Date: 203875
Expires: Soon
Available methodologies:
_____○Strangulation
_____○Sniper
_____○Brutally savaged by a pack of wild dogs
_____○Submerged in a tub of lye

Synthesis wrote:is it fact or just thought up?

complete fabrication based on the average number of disturbing links any google search will return, regardless of search term....

sonycony · Post by **sonycony** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:21

DAE_JA_VOO · Post by **DAE_JA_VOO** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:35

Actually Rusty is probably right. A few years ago i read somewhere that the internet is 70% porn. I can't remember where i read it, but i remember it being a rather reliable source.

rustypup · Post by **rustypup** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:48

sonycony wrote:LOL

seriously... sort out the legal and moral wrangles and you could make a mint..

think about it.. you play the middle man between the hitter and the requestor, so - no blood on your hands. you're just an enabler... just word it as if you're selling population control services or something...

Item: Frank from accounting
Bids to Date: 3
Expires: NA
Available methodologies:
_____○Stapled to the notice board next to his advert for weight loss products
_____○Drowned in a vat of that awful coffee he insists on buying
_____○Beaten to death with a copy of the interminable minutes he insists on reading at the start of every friday afternoon meeting

sonycony · Post by **sonycony** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:51

That is crazy i know...are there peeps buying porn media then?

StarPhoenix · Post by **StarPhoenix** » 07 Apr 2008, 16:59

rustypup wrote:
sonycony wrote:LOL
seriously... sort out the legal and moral wrangles and you could make a mint..

think about it.. you play the middle man between the hitter and the requestor, so - no blood on your hands. you're just an enabler... just word it as if you're selling population control services or something...

Item: Frank from accounting
Bids to Date: 3
Expires: NA
Available methodologies:
_____○Stapled to the notice board next to his advert for weight loss products
_____○Drowned in a vat of that awful coffee he insists on buying
_____○Beaten to death with a copy of the interminable minutes he insists on reading at the start of every friday afternoon meeting

Hmmmmm....what say you we form partnership, Rusty? I could use the extra income.....

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 07 Apr 2008, 22:10

sonycony wrote:...are there peeps buying porn media then?

:whatthat:

Forget porn media my friend... I have the deeds to some bridges around SA which I would be willing to sell to you at bargain prices!

You could then resell these online and make a mint!

This is a fantastic opportunity which you would be a fool to let pass by.

StarPhoenix · Post by **StarPhoenix** » 08 Apr 2008, 07:26

I was doing a similar thing in landmarks once upon a time....