Who's single?

lancelot · Post by **lancelot** » 20 May 2004, 12:18

I am married! 5th September 1970, going on 34 years! Still together and loving it!

goku · Post by **goku** » 20 May 2004, 12:28

lancelot wrote:I am married! 5th September 1970, going on 34 years! Still together and loving it!

Well done lancelot

It's good to see someone married for more than 2 Years.

lancelot · Post by **lancelot** » 20 May 2004, 12:33

Yep goku, though I do have many friends much the same as me I regret that I have an equal amount who have been divorced over the years. This always makes maintaining friendships difficult, certainly from one of the parties anyway.
Once you have made ten years it is pretty plain sailing from then on!

RuadRauFlessa · Post by **RuadRauFlessa** » 20 May 2004, 12:43

simmy wrote:me since monday

Sorry to hear simmy. But maybe we should organize a singles lan sometime soon to celebrate all those that got away. Obviously there should be some fitting entertainment

simmy · Post by **simmy** » 20 May 2004, 13:02

RuadRauFlessa wrote:
simmy wrote:me since monday
Sorry to hear simmy. But maybe we should organize a singles lan sometime soon to celebrate all those that got away. Obviously there should be some fitting entertainment

/me worries abt this entertaiment, and if it will fit...?

...erm...

Post by **Thrall** » 20 May 2004, 14:27

lancelot wrote:I am married! 5th September 1970, going on 34 years! Still together and loving it!

Damn - congratulations! I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever marry - maybe I should stop turning all the girls down every Leap Year

lancelot · Post by **lancelot** » 20 May 2004, 14:57

AAAh Thrall, I am amazed that you have not been snapped up yet, you must be a cagey lad!

Someone will come along if you want it to that

is!

Dom · Post by **Dom** » 20 May 2004, 15:44

Hey Lancelot

Congrats on being married for so long! It's nice to see that in this day and age, true commitment does still exist...

RuadRauFlessa · Post by **RuadRauFlessa** » 20 May 2004, 16:36

simmy wrote:
RuadRauFlessa wrote:
simmy wrote:me since monday
Sorry to hear simmy. But maybe we should organize a singles lan sometime soon to celebrate all those that got away. Obviously there should be some fitting entertainment
/me worries abt this entertaiment, and if it will fit...?

...erm...

no worries there. entertainment can be made to fit

Post by **Thrall** » 20 May 2004, 17:05

lancelot wrote:AAAh Thrall, I am amazed that you have not been snapped up yet, you must be a cagey lad!

I came close once - but most women don't want a guy who may come back full of holes one day

droplet · Post by **droplet** » 20 May 2004, 22:17

http://www.datingbuzz.co.za

good for a few laughs :)

and who knows, maybe you meet someone...

goku · Post by **goku** » 20 May 2004, 23:59

droplet wrote:http://www.datingbuzz.co.za

good for a few laughs

and who knows, maybe you meet someone...

This makes me think of an e mail I received a while back where it had a pic of this pretty young girl chatting online to this fat old naked guy on the other side

You never know truly whose on the otherside

doo_much · Post by **doo_much** » 25 May 2004, 18:09

Ahh online dating.

Son:
Dad, where did I come from?

Dad* :
Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!

Dad :
Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net.
I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber CafÃ©.
Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn
virus appeared!.

droplet · Post by **droplet** » 28 May 2004, 06:50

absolutely and totally incapacitated with laughter :)

AngryRabbit · Post by **AngryRabbit** » 28 May 2004, 09:44

Thrall wrote:I came close once - but most women don't want a guy who may come back full of holes one day

What do you mean? You are in the IT field aren't you?

Post by **Y0da** » 28 May 2004, 09:59

AngryRabbit wrote:
Thrall wrote:I came close once - but most women don't want a guy who may come back full of holes one day
What do you mean? You are in the IT field aren't you?

I think Thrall is in the armed forces. Last I read he was going to Iraq?

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 28 May 2004, 10:54

My patient Thrall has allowed his other personality to take over! Yes as he posted, he is probably, almost defenitely, going to Iraq in mid to end June! But I know he will be fine!

Post by **Thrall** » 28 May 2004, 11:16

Ok - to clear up the confusion.

I was in the armed forces in the bad old days...I had fun. After doing air traffic control (yes, I did qualify - tower, beacon and ground) I got into armed-response (when you still needed a brain to do it), then VIP protection which eventually reached foreign-royalty level.

Got into IT in the early 90's - data-communications and modems, data-recovery, encryption, viruses, etc.

Now I have the chance to make some very decent money over a year's period at something I'm very experienced at and it's high-risk, high-pay. If I die, my parents and sister will be very well off; if I survive, I'll be very well-off. Win-win either way.

SquattingDog · Post by **SquattingDog** » 28 May 2004, 11:50

Thrall, I don't know if someone told you this but what you are doing for money is not worth any persons life. I probably would have done the same thing with all the expierence you have with armed forces and all, but I don't think me or anybody else [maybe Sandra Bullock naked with a skimmy looking thong] could convince you otherwhise. But goodluck and if anybody gives you k*k shoot them with a good old voorlaaier.

To come back to the topic. Just passed 4years 6month with my gall. Nothing on earth can beat her company and love, damn I sound like a woes. Anyway, I'm going to put my ballas on the chopping blobk by preposing to her in December, any ideas on HOW!!!!!!

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 28 May 2004, 12:03

Hang a huge banner from one of the highway bridge crossings.
Hire a sky signwriter or banner pulling plane.
Skydive with a banner hanging from your leg.
Book a limo to pick her up from home and drop her at the most romantic restuarant in Durbs, where you will be waiting at a candlelit, rose petal covered table and a gift. Propose on one knee in front of everybody.
A candle lit beach picnic, somewhere that is not busy, at sunset time.
A sunset cruise in calm water around the harbour, champagne and all the rest.
Look, the most romantic thing you can think of, girls remember this moment forever, long after you have forgotten all about it!

Post by **Y0da** » 28 May 2004, 12:44

Thrall wrote:Ok - to clear up the confusion.

I was in the armed forces in the bad old days...I had fun. After doing air traffic control (yes, I did qualify - tower, beacon and ground) I got into armed-response (when you still needed a brain to do it), then VIP protection which eventually reached foreign-royalty level.

Got into IT in the early 90's - data-communications and modems, data-recovery, encryption, viruses, etc.

Now I have the chance to make some very decent money over a year's period at something I'm very experienced at and it's high-risk, high-pay. If I die, my parents and sister will be very well off; if I survive, I'll be very well-off. Win-win either way.

Does this mean we won't be seeing you for a year?

Post by **Thrall** » 28 May 2004, 14:19

There's full internet-access there, so it's no problem - I just won't be posting nearly as much while I'm operational, though.

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 31 May 2004, 17:00

Thrall, have you had any further news? I really think that you need to have your head examined, you need to make an apointment with Jee for a cosultation!

wizardofid · Post by **wizardofid** » 01 Jun 2004, 06:39

Dr_Jung wrote:Thrall, have you had any further news? I really think that you need to have your head examined, you need to make an apointment with Jee for a cosultation!

Doc enough with head examining.....

And poor jee is only going to help thrall one step closer to the point of no return(loooneybin)

Mabye the ward should change the name to Looney-R-us.

jee · Post by **jee** » 01 Jun 2004, 06:46

wizardofid wrote:
Dr_Jung wrote:Thrall, have you had any further news? I really think that you need to have your head examined, you need to make an apointment with Jee for a cosultation!
Doc enough with head examining..... And poor jee is only going to help thrall one step closer to the point of no return(loooneybin)

Mabye the ward should change the name to Looney-R-us.

ahh my dear Whizz, you do not have any confidence in my capabilities?