Welcome back to Spam News 24 for this special bulletin
I am your host Pink bunny.
We have recieved shocking news that a Centurion Office building is on fire which a certain spam member *names not mentioned* is believe to work there.
We send in make believe journalist Crimson Wade to investigate this matter.
Crimson, what seems to be happening down in Middle Earth
*Well Pink bunny, this site is unbearable to watch as many of the office employees are injured, busy dying or are already dead.
It appears that a certain spam member is an employee herself.
However it seems that the cause of the fire was burnt toast which our beloved spam member happened to be on lunch at that time, could this be a connection?
Crimson, what seems to be happening at the moment?
Well Pink Bunny, the fire is out of control and I see people jumping out almost looking like flaming torches as you can see for yourself.
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We are still on the look out for the culprit *Tribble you know who you are, one would hope*
If anyone could give us the whereabouts of our main suspect, please contact 01890-we really won't do anything about it, so call now.
Well thank you for that unexcited piece of journalism Crimson we will send your dismissal in the post
More news to follow sometime this year.
I'm Pink Bunny for the Spam News, Have a good evening.