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2 Minutes of Heaven = 2 Days Of Torture

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Sorry for the weird title but I want to attract some interest and it seems appropriate once you read what I have ahead of me.

I have to produce/direct two short pieces. They are about 2 minutes in length each. I have two days in which to cast, screen test, location scout, film, edit, fx, transition and insert backing track.

This kind of thing usually takes 2 weeks min.

Its going to be fun, but the stress will be high and the work will be huge, and I'm in charge so :nervous:
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I need to scratch by bottom in the next 2 days.

No stress, small amount of work and I WILL be in charge.
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Is this the title/theme???
2 Minutes of Heaven = 2 Days Of Torture
:tellme:
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If its the title then it must be some low rate porn with an over-excited teenager and a hooker with a bad STD
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we haven't really got title's for the pieces. They are just some random scripts we picked out for the project.
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lolz. In the next two days I have to drive around and finish a graphic design test.
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KillerByte wrote:we haven't really got title's for the pieces. They are just some random scripts we picked out for the project.
So, the purpose of this thread iiiss.....?
:tellme:


edit: oh, I get it, in the next two days, I'm gonna be on a date with one lucky lady :P ...
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PaperCut wrote:one lucky lady
what do you call your other hand? [size=0]<obligatory neon_chameleon type comment...>[/size]..

:P

yippeee!... "how insane is my life" thread... want some actual stress?.... lick a public telephone...
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LMMFAO

Or the hooker with the bad STD :lol:
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rustypup wrote:
PaperCut wrote:one lucky lady
what do you call your other hand? [size=0]<obligatory neon_chameleon type comment...>[/size]..
:P :lol: :P nice one rust
rustypup wrote:...lick a public telephone...
That sounds like fun. hell, guess what I'm doing in the next two days... :P
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Stressing?
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maxxis wrote:Stressing?
wrong :P probably licking public phones... :P
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And then stressing :lol:
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maxxis wrote:And then stressing :lol:
yup! 8) :P
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What a funny thread, lol at maxxis and rusty. Can't lock it after all this. :P
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hijack 101 by Maxxis and Rusty.
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Re: 2 Minutes of Heaven = 2 Days Of Torture

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KillerByte wrote:Sorry for the weird title but I want to attract some interest and it seems appropriate once you read what I have ahead of me.

I have to produce/direct two short pieces. They are about 2 minutes in length each. I have two days in which to cast, screen test, location scout, film, edit, fx, transition and insert backing track.

This kind of thing usually takes 2 weeks min.

Its going to be fun, but the stress will be high and the work will be huge, and I'm in charge so :nervous:
What course are you doing ?
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I have a site with lots of models on if you need them :wink:
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its form one of my Communication Science lectures.
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Tribble wrote:I have a site with lots of models on if you need them :wink:
Tasteful nudes :?:
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Some of them do nude work.
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Can I please have the server IP address and the admin username/password :?:
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And why do you think I would do it to those beautiful, sexy, sensual women?
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:lol:

Why not? I promise not to stalk them excessively
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It is the term "stalk" that has my alarm bells ringing. I tell you what - send or post your specs and details and I will pass them on to the ladies - and they can contact you :twisted:
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