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He saw the lighter side of it :lol:
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And the hits keep coming!
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My colleague Tommie just sent me this via Office communicator :lol:

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When last did you actually smell your chair instead of those belonging to the females, or judging by your office, the shemales?
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That is for jamin, what are you shocked about, jamin will understand!
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yes i guess your right, were talking about jamin here, that's "normal" for him rite?
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Absolutely!
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roflol classic post-its!
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roflol maybe they got a 3 for 1 discount ... or a trade in!

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lancelot wrote:When last did you actually smell your chair instead of those belonging to the females, or judging by your office, the shemales?
What kind of sick pervert gets off on the smell of their own bum :?:
americantsm1 wrote:Hand in half of your masculinity and you get this cool pink shirt! hand it all in and we throw in this matching bag!
That would require that the pink fairies still had at least half their masculinity intact ;)
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0.o relevantly awesome necro jamin....
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@ jamin ooohh ... shame!
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I came late to the party it seems...
First, KB is being water-boarded for not knowing the difference between faint and feint.
Second, conversations at the PCF offices get strange. Sometimes close to Jamin-level maybe (in MMO terms, a Level 69 Epic Troll). Killerbyte takes the brunt of the abuse of course but this is because he asks for it. Incessantly.
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Bug the office and post links to the audio
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sadly we have moved to an open plan office with the rest of the company so the comments have had to come to an end :(
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That sux - would have been interesting....... dare I say it ..... bug the stalls ;-) Best convos will happen in the private rooms now :twisted:
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the conversations we've had and will have are documented in the new Random page at the back of the magazine.

However those pieces in the mag are the censored versions of more interesting topics of conversation
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We gathered there was a lot you were keeping from us :lol:

Jamin - if you are sniffing chairs - you must have some potent ladies working with you ROTFLMHO
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WE have pretty weird conversations in our office as well.....although when it comes to pranks we normally only pull them on people who leave their desk without locking their PC.

yesterday we had one guy who forgot to lock his PC and we took a screenshot of his desktop, rotated his screen within windows so that everything was upside down. we then hid his taskbar and desktop icons and and made the screen shot which was rotated upside down (so that on the upside down desktop it would be the right way round) his desktop
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KillerByte wrote:the conversations we've had and will have are documented in the new Random page at the back of the magazine.
/b/ on PCF :?:

This will end well... and by well I mean in litigation :lol:
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The quality of the conversation at work has seen a vast improvement since my move. :-)

No more gossip, discussions based on the previous night's soap operas or updates on domestic conflict.

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That is what happens when you have no ladies in your office :lol:
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StarPhoenix wrote:No more gossip, discussions based on the previous night's soap operas or updates on domestic conflict.
Mine still consists of us blaming each other for mistakes both real and imaged, questions about sexual orientation, racism, sexism, making the circle beeega etc etc
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