Spoil a wish game

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 30 Jul 2008, 19:57

Granted - but the exchange rate goes through the roof and you cannot afford to upgrade anymore.

I wish I could sleep for a week.

Koko_Lion · Post by **Koko_Lion** » 30 Jul 2008, 20:15

Granted but prince charming arrives a few days to early

Wish for a home

Post by **Stuart** » 30 Jul 2008, 20:18

Granted, but a raging fire soon destroys everything you own.

Wish I could take back some time in the last 48 hours.

Post by **Monty** » 30 Jul 2008, 20:20

granted but the time you take back is read-only

Wish I hadn't missed an opportunity

Post by **Stuart** » 30 Jul 2008, 20:23

Monty wrote:granted but the time you take back is read-only

Very creative spoil there!

Granted, but from now on you will miss every opportunity you ever have again.

Edit: Oops, I forgot ...

Wish my Internet connection was about 30 times faster.

Post by **Monty** » 30 Jul 2008, 20:27

schase wrote:
Monty wrote:granted but the time you take back is read-only
Very creative spoil there!

Granted, but from now on you will miss every opportunity you ever have again.

I'm already doing that

Granted, but you can only access a ghey pr0n server

Wish I had great knowledge

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 31 Jul 2008, 06:18

Granted. You become a Yogi / Guru and have to sit on the top of a mountain so that people can come and ask you questions after they have traveled long and far

I wish today had 12 more working hours.

Scorp1on · Post by **Scorp1on** » 05 Aug 2008, 17:56

Tribble wrote:Granted. You become a Yogi / Guru and have to sit on the top of a mountain so that people can come and ask you questions after they have traveled long and far

I wish today had 12 more working hours.

Granted, but you fall into a continous loop wherby you never leave work again......EVER.......EVER !!!

I wish that work was not so boring

Post by **Monty** » 05 Aug 2008, 20:24

granted - you get flooded with lots of urgent stuff

I wish petrol was very cheap

DJT · Post by **DJT** » 06 Aug 2008, 08:22

Granted, only because the government bans the use of petrol and makes us all drive Flower-Power cars instead (Pushing daises)

I wish I didn't have to clean my car this weekend

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 06 Aug 2008, 18:22

Granted - but then you meet a sexy blonde that asks for a lift and your car is filthy

I wish I had someone to help me with the work.

Post by **Monty** » 06 Aug 2008, 18:27

granted, but the person who gets assigned to help ypu doesnt know wtf is happening

I wish I could read social situations involving myself better

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 06 Aug 2008, 18:32

Granted but then your greatest fears are realised - you are perfectly normal.

I wish I had not drunk so much.

Koko_Lion · Post by **Koko_Lion** » 07 Aug 2008, 22:38

Granted - All liquids are replaced with salty donuts

I wish for perfect weather for the Didima Challenge

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 08 Aug 2008, 06:08

Granted - you get the perfect weather but everyone goes to the beach instead and you have no competitors.

I wish today was Saturday

Post by **Monty** » 08 Aug 2008, 09:37

Granted - but you're forced to work

I wish there was no pain in the world

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 08 Aug 2008, 17:44

Lol nothing new there - going to Edenvale to update some legal systems

Granted - but for that to happen we would have to be devoid of nerves and feelings. We become a very bored people.

I wish that I was going to a party tonight

Post by **Monty** » 08 Aug 2008, 17:48

granted - but you're forced to manage it

I wish I was 3' taller

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 08 Aug 2008, 17:51

Agreed - but then you become a target for the birds. They all try and perch on your head.

I wish for a chocolate.

doo_much · Post by **doo_much** » 08 Aug 2008, 17:55

Granted - One of the all new mucus flavored slabs coming up!

I wish I had uncapped, fast internet.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 08 Aug 2008, 17:58

Oh you are evil!

Granted - but it is provided by Helkom and never actually works.

I wish for a new cell phone

doo_much · Post by **doo_much** » 08 Aug 2008, 18:00

Granted - You have a phone in your cell!

I wish I owned Telkom!

Post by **Monty** » 08 Aug 2008, 18:02

granted - but the government disbands it seconds after it becomes yours

I wish I could fly

doo_much · Post by **doo_much** » 08 Aug 2008, 18:07

Granted - you just suck at landing. (don't we all

)

I wish I could have another beer without going to the fridge myself!

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 08 Aug 2008, 18:07

Granted - but you are terribly afraid of heights to keep your feet planted firmly on Terra Firma.

Granted to Doo much - but it is warm cause it is not in the fridge.

Granted to Doo much -
I want to be very very rich