Spoil a wish game

Oj · Post by Oj » 24 Jul 2008, 14:19

Granted, you now have $1,000,000Zim

DeanMF · Post by **DeanMF** » 24 Jul 2008, 18:13

I wish people will leave me alone to live my own life.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 24 Jul 2008, 18:16

Granted - you are alone and can do anything you choose (you will see when you are older how bad that is

)

I wish I was done with all my work.

DeanMF · Post by **DeanMF** » 24 Jul 2008, 18:20

Granted - you finish within the hour but you never get any other work to do

I wish my girl was with me now.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 24 Jul 2008, 18:32

Granted - but she needs to paint her toe nails and asks for your help.

I wish for hot chips tonight

Post by **Monty** » 24 Jul 2008, 18:36

granted - but its paint chips you get

I wish i had better luck

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 24 Jul 2008, 18:43

Granted but as you know there is no such thing as luck so you are left with a false sense of security.

I wish I could sing.

DeanMF · Post by **DeanMF** » 24 Jul 2008, 18:45

(Better than not being with me

)

Granted - SABC1 have re-runs of Chips the entire night, but the TV cathes fire

I wish I get that increase I am working soooo hard for.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 24 Jul 2008, 18:47

Granted - but it means that you have to work 3 extra hours a day for it.

I wish it would snow.

Post by **Monty** » 24 Jul 2008, 18:50

granted - it snows for a week leaving 20foot deep snow drifts everywhere

I wish i had a new computer

LinkX · Post by **LinkX** » 24 Jul 2008, 19:53

granted, but you get a commodore 64

i wish i had pancakes

Post by **Monty** » 24 Jul 2008, 20:01

granted, but they're made of mud

i wish more people where spamming now

DarkStar · Post by **DarkStar** » 24 Jul 2008, 20:08

Granted, but the PCF site goes down and the database has to be wiped because of the flood of posts.

I wish someone would rate the Samsung 920NW for me...

Abatis · Post by **Abatis** » 24 Jul 2008, 20:53

granted, but u confuse the model no and end up buying a toaster

i wish my net was uncapped and fast and unshaped

Post by **Monty** » 24 Jul 2008, 23:01

Granted. But you have no cables to attach the wired router to your pc

I wish that i couldn't feel pain

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 Jul 2008, 06:27

I would grant that you feel nothing but I think you would enjoy not feeling anything at all. So I shall have to say "Granted - instead of feeling pain you find you are compelled to sing songs about it instead."

I wish today was Saturday already

Post by **maxxis** » 25 Jul 2008, 10:55

Granted. Its saturday. You didn't notice this when you woke up and went to work anyways.

I wish I wasn't this buggered.

Prime · Post by **Prime** » 25 Jul 2008, 12:50

Granted, you have the energy of a 16 year old, but you also have the maturity of one.

i wish i didn't have prac reports due on monday

po10cy · Post by **po10cy** » 25 Jul 2008, 12:54

Prime wrote:Granted, you have the energy of a 16 year old, but you also have the maturity of one.

i wish i didn't have prac reports due on monday

granted, they due for the end of today

i wish the wind wont blow hard 2mo so the big surf keeps up

Scorp1on · Post by **Scorp1on** » 25 Jul 2008, 15:16

Granted, no wind but waters infested with sharks, sorry

I wish I could win the LOTTO

Prime · Post by **Prime** » 25 Jul 2008, 15:38

Scorp1on wrote:Granted, no wind but waters infested with sharks, sorry

I wish I could win the LOTTO

granted, you win the biggest jackpot ever and then the taxman takes all of it
i wish i had a fast computer

po10cy · Post by **po10cy** » 25 Jul 2008, 15:41

granted, 2 bad that pc is in a area with no power lol

i wish i had a emp rod to chase those sharks away

Prime · Post by **Prime** » 25 Jul 2008, 15:48

po10cy wrote:granted, 2 bad that pc is in a area with no power lol

i wish i had a emp rod to chase those sharks away

granted but the sharks ignore it and eat you anyway

i wish Mods would check their inboxes!

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 Jul 2008, 17:01

Prime wrote:granted but the sharks ignore it and eat you anyway

i wish Mods would check their inboxes!

Granted - but Ron has got the wrong mail and changes your name to Piper Haliwell

I wish my book was not finished

Scorp1on · Post by **Scorp1on** » 30 Jul 2008, 13:47

Granted, it is not finished, in fact you have not even started....

I wish my PC was outdated..