Jamin_za

Rid1 · Post by **Rid1** » 15 Jan 2006, 04:04

Thankz...Will work on the loose head and align it properly...could be why you're not thunking so well recently - its them voodoo doll!

Rid1 · Post by **Rid1** » 15 Jan 2006, 04:14

sorry..just had to do these...they made me lolz...

awww...look - tweety learning to fly???

Thats all for today - goodbye!

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 15 Jan 2006, 04:16

Rid1 wrote:Thankz...Will work on the loose head and align it properly...could be why you're not thunking so well recently - its them voodoo doll!

Voodoo doll my âss!

Rid1 · Post by **Rid1** » 28 Jan 2006, 07:48

do you want your face to be put on that Cliff Yablonski sig of yours - and then i can say Jamin_ZA HATES YOU!!!???

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 28 Jan 2006, 12:36

Go for it bru - that would pwn!

Rid1 · Post by **Rid1** » 28 Jan 2006, 12:56

no thanks - Ive done too much for you, don't you think? I need to attack some1 else 4 now!

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 28 Jan 2006, 12:58

Dude, you offered....

Rid1 · Post by **Rid1** » 28 Jan 2006, 13:03

you still want it?

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 28 Jan 2006, 13:08

I dont know anymore......
Cliff Yablonski is too awesome to deface......
Plus he he said he would lock me in his toolshed and burn it down if he caught me doing anything suspicious to his interweb page image.....
I think I will go and play in his rose bushes now.

Rid1 · Post by **Rid1** » 28 Jan 2006, 13:10

you go and play with them thorns rather, just becareful, don't get too Prickly!!!
I know u know this already, but why do him and Lance look alot alike? You don't perhaps think there's some connection between the two?

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 28 Jan 2006, 13:18

RiD1 wrote: I know u know this already, but why do him and Lance look alot alike? You don't perhaps think there's some connection between the two?

Cliff Yablonski could easily beat up Lancelot!

When I asked him about his resemblance to Lance he said that I should STFU because he is an award-winning war verteran and the government stole some of his DNA to make Jap-killing clones of him, but the one they did make was all messed up so they sent it to Cape Town.

Then he threw some rancid Tabasco sauce in my eyes, stole my wallet and rode away on a moped (also stolen).

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 15 Mar 2006, 14:08

I will now resurrect this thread as a testament to my 1337-ness

Our ISA admin pulled the bandwidth usage logs for last month......

40% of all traffic on our 2.1Mb internet line belonged to me - and there are over 500 other internet accounts on that ISA box.
The weeks I was on nightshift, line untilization sat at 80% between 10PM an 6AM.

I am an office legend

And the beautiful thing

Since afterhours downloading is allowed (as long as it's not illegal or porn), they cant do anything except playa hate

Kher-za · Post by **Kher-za** » 15 Mar 2006, 14:12

YAY, destroy the system!

1337

capanno · Post by **capanno** » 15 Mar 2006, 14:16

Respek.

Post by **wit_skapie** » 15 Mar 2006, 14:17

jamin_za wrote:I will now resurrect this thread as a testament to my 1337-ness

Our ISA admin pulled the bandwidth usage logs for last month......

40% of all traffic on our 2.1Mb internet line belonged to me - and there are over 500 other internet accounts on that ISA box.
The weeks I was on nightshift, line untilization sat at 80% between 10PM an 6AM.

I am an office legend
And the beautiful thing
Since afterhours downloading is allowed (as long as it's not illegal or porn), they cant do anything except playa hate

hehe... woosah! :biggrin:

I R also quite the bandwidth user - i've been working here for 2 years and for every month since i've started i've been in the top 5 users

In a company of +/- 1100 people.... the month i started i was the winner by far - downloaded and surfed 1.6GB, which isn't much in usage terms - but a crap load in corporate usage, my boss had to call me in - the average uses creates only 100 to 200 mb traffic

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 15 Mar 2006, 14:28

At first the ISA admin would send me mail "warning" me about my high usage.

I kaked myself the first time and ran to my manager.
He laughed and said as long as it wasnt porn I was fine.

Ever since then I have been a bandwidth rapist of note

capanno · Post by **capanno** » 15 Mar 2006, 14:29

ROFL.

Hi, what happened to quicksilva? I wonder where he is? He was a cool oke.

Kher-za · Post by **Kher-za** » 15 Mar 2006, 14:30

julle almal kort 'n pakslae! soek nog 'n manier om die internet te gebruik.

They recently unblocked www.microsoft.com meaning that we can visit that site now without having to pay credits for it, we download 900mb demos then delete them...not cuz we want to but cuz we can.

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 15 Mar 2006, 16:37

jamin_za wrote:I will now resurrect this thread as a testament to my 1337-ness

Our ISA admin pulled the bandwidth usage logs for last month......

40% of all traffic on our 2.1Mb internet line belonged to me - and there are over 500 other internet accounts on that ISA box.
The weeks I was on nightshift, line untilization sat at 80% between 10PM an 6AM.

I am an office legend
And the beautiful thing
Since afterhours downloading is allowed (as long as it's not illegal or porn), they cant do anything except playa hate

Mad props, jamin! Have 1338 of note. You bandwidth rapist, you. lol.

Although I'd sure that "stuff not to be downloaded" rule is a little abused. No furthur comments.

skunkymunky · Post by **skunkymunky** » 15 Mar 2006, 16:39

with in a 6 month contract last job i had i managed to hold the top spot for internet usage 6 times in a row.
first time downloaded 2.2GB'S in 3 days
got an e-mail saying

"We know you do desktop support and have a lot of free time on your hands but please try to keep you internet usage to a minimum or else they will think you not working"

SHL3B1B · Post by **SHL3B1B** » 15 Mar 2006, 16:43

jamin_za wrote:

At first the ISA admin would send me mail "warning" me about my high usage.

I kaked myself the first time and ran to my manager.
He laughed and said as long as it wasnt porn I was fine.

Little does he know...

lancelot · Post by **lancelot** » 15 Mar 2006, 16:59

jamin_za wrote:
RiD1 wrote: I know u know this already, but why do him and Lance look alot alike? You don't perhaps think there's some connection between the two?
Cliff Yablonski could easily beat up Lancelot!

When I asked him about his resemblance to Lance he said that I should STFU because he is an award-winning war verteran and the government stole some of his DNA to make Jap-killing clones of him, but the one they did make was all messed up so they sent it to Cape Town.

Then he threw some rancid Tabasco sauce in my eyes, stole my wallet and rode away on a moped (also stolen).

The last time I saw Yablonski, his bottom was on the end of my steel capped boot!

Law · Post by **Law** » 15 Mar 2006, 17:00

n1 phool. i'll try do my part here at varsity

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 15 Mar 2006, 17:00

rabb1 wrote: Little does he know...

He's a manger. That statement is generic

Lance

the next time 'ol Cliffy updates his page you may just be in for a surprise

simmy · Post by **simmy** » 16 Mar 2006, 07:37

Top draw! Jamin.

Got an email from the "proxy" last month, saying some of the sites i visit is a "Waste of Bandwidth", while naming them, eish I skriked...

I also hold a record here, "Most Bandwidth used of 2005"

I've got the bandwidth report to back it up