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Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 17:12
by rustypup
ta
i enjoyed the one suggested
workaround
Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 15:30
by rustypup
somebody sticky this thread!... i keep losing it...
Posted: 19 Mar 2008, 09:18
by rustypup
Posted: 25 Mar 2008, 07:55
by Ron2K
Posted: 28 Mar 2008, 06:54
by rustypup
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 16:41
by rustypup
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 20 Oct 2008, 16:44
by Ron2K
So, I was attempting to upgrade the instance of SQL Server 2005 on my work PC to SQL Server 2008, and was presented with this gem - guess we now know the preferred game of the SQL Server developers.
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 23 Oct 2008, 12:30
by Ron2K
The joys of Remote Desktop...
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 23 Oct 2008, 14:54
by rustypup
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 17:35
by rustypup
not technically HoS material, but i would happily drown this individual...
Code: Select all
// Check if date is valid!
String allowed = "not allowed";
sql = "SELECT IF(DATE(?) <= DATE(?),'allowed','not allowed')";
stmt = con.prepareStatement(sql);
stmt.setString(1, firstDate);
stmt.setString(2, terminationDate);
rs = stmt.executeQuery();
while(rs.next()){
allowed = rs.getString(1);
}
rs.close();
stmt.close();
if(!allowed.equalsIgnoreCase("allowed")){
throw new Exception("Termination Date to early!");
}
:/...
both courtesy of
TDWTF
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 17:38
by Monty
rustypup, for those of us who have been out of the coding game for a while, please enlighten us
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 17:47
by doo_much
From a total non-programmer....
Shouldn't that rather read:
"Termination Date too early!"
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 17:48
by rustypup
in essence, the tjop is using a sql server to calculate whether one date occurs prior to another... it's so much worse than that when you get into it, but that's what is being achieved... it is a masterpiece...
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 08:15
by rustypup
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 08:44
by c0d3r
Haha TDWTF is awesome
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 09:04
by rustypup
you accidentally your DVR. is serious?...
No Surprise
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 15 Feb 2010, 16:34
by rustypup
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 14:06
by LinkX
Thanks to rusty for the redirect, he wins one candy
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 05 Aug 2010, 10:21
by senile
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 08:42
by sabrasmith11
Nice post "hall of shame"
nicer reply: @neon_chameleon.......lolz
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 15 Nov 2010, 15:34
by rustypup
- Spoiler: (show)
- DO NOT CLICK HERE!
marginally NSFW
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 15 Nov 2010, 15:47
by ryanrich
Just made my day...
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 15 Nov 2010, 18:35
by hamin_aus
I didn't know there were still Geocities web pages from 1996 online...
Re: Hall Of Shame
Posted: 15 Nov 2010, 18:45
by ryanrich
That's the first thing I thought of as well with those background GIF's...