Spoil a wish game

[Stuart]

Granted. You sleep for far too long and miss your anniversary completely.

And that's a spoil ... how?

Er, Fires ...

Granted, but ... no, wait, it doesn't work ... stop asking already!

I wish for free flowing traffic on all of South Africa's major roads today (or at least Gauteng's).

[doo_much]

*/ necro

Granted - but the traffic flows freely because no-one (including you!) can afford petrol.

I wish Julius Malema would develop bleeding piles, ingrown toenails and warts on his a$$.

[rustypup]

granted... but he accuses whitey for masterminding his misery and declares war on the UK...

i wish there were 2 valence electrons in a hydrogen atom.

[doo_much]

Granted. By PCF forum decree helium will forthwith be known as hydrogen and vice versa.

I wish Malema would develop fecal incontinence(cr*ps himself), uncontrollable flatulence and pruritus ani(itchy a$$).

[Ryan_Cooper]

granted, but you are forced to have to clean up after him all the time


I wish I had a gun

[doo_much]

Granted at birth. Refer old army ditty "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun." If you dont get it PM me.

I wish Malema would emigrate to Canada.

[CapNemo]

Granted but they deport him the next day for talking to much

Wish he would emigrate to Antarctica

[ADT]

Granted, but under terms that his passport get's confiscated and he imprisoned to stay there forever.

Wish your highness Julius Malema gets a case of Spontaneous human combustion

[KALSTER]

Granted, but the flammables that was to cause the combustion was probably supplied by one of his companies after winning another government tender and consequently failed to work.

I wish Malema would agree to pay a fine to a charity every time he utters a disrespecting word.

[Ryan_Cooper]

Granted, But every time he does, he takes money from other charities to pay the fine

[Tribble]

Where is your wish?

I wish I had more HDD space

[Ryan_Cooper]

Granted, but as soon as you receive more hard drive space it gets filled again

I wish I had a bigger LCD TV

[Mykhal]

Granted, but you can only watch SABC on it!

I wish for a faster PC!

[Ryan_Cooper]

granted, but its so fast and powerful it starts thinking for itself, transforms into a killing machine and kills you.

I wish I had never ending paid holiday

[Tribble]

Granted - but it is so fast that none of your games are playable anymore.

I want to go out of town for a while

[ADT]

Granted but you have to use public transport to do so


I wish i could sleep more

[Mykhal]

granted, but when you wake up the stock market crashed and you didn't sell!

I will settle for a REAL graphics card!

[Ryan_Cooper]

granted, but you are so excited you break it before you can even plug it in

I wish I had internet at Home

[ADT]

granted but it's dial-up

In wish for another pistol and shotgun

[SoulBlade]

Granted but it can only shoot water.

I wish for a holiday.

[ADT]

Granted but your boss is tagging along wherever your going


I wish for a 6 core pc

[SoulBlade]

granted but 5 cores are defect.

I wish Malema uses a tampon remover.

[ADT]

Granted but you have to operate it


I wish for the day to end

[CapNemo]

Granted but then he starts winning all the womens atheletics events

I wish it was closer to the weekend

[Ryan_Cooper]

Granted but its so closer to the weekend its the next week Monday