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Ladies first

granted - but the fbi freeze your accounts


I wish courting girls was simple

Granted - but they flock around you like flies and you seriously wish you were single again



I wish I didn't have to be rude and leave

/OT - friend has arrived. Gotta go.

Granted, but now you have to be rude about everything else. (Is that much of a change?)

I wish weeks were shorter and weekends longer, but that there was still sufficient time during the week to get all work done that needed to be done.

Granted but then you end with 5 more kids making the weeks longer

I wish that males were not so friggin insecure, that way I could talk to any woman with no worries about the b/f coming looking for a fight because I am stealing his "girl" from him...

Granted, but now all women everywhere come chasing you down because their guys "don't care about them anymore."

I wish I could take two weeks off work and someone else would do my work for me so that when I get back I don't have two week's worth of backlog to catch up.

Granted - Tribble is employed to do you work while you are gone. Well I am sure you can guess what happens So that when you come back - you have the whole year's work to redo

I wish I was interesting.

Granted, but ...

I wish my computer automatically performed upgrades to itself every time major new technology was released, and that I never had to reformat in the process.

Stuart wrote:I wish my computer automatically performed upgrades to itself every time major new technology was released, and that I never had to reformat in the process.

Granted - but your credit card would be billed with each upgrade...

I wish God was in my life more and more each day...

Granted, but now you feel the weight of sin more and more each day.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Stuart wrote:Granted, but now you feel the weight of sin more and more each day.

actually, the other way round... being closer to God will allow me to realise more how much He has forgiven us...

Stuart wrote:I wish I had a photographic memory.

Granted - but then you would remember scenes that you wouldn't want to remember e.g. your gf in bed with your best mate/a horrific accident involving your family, etc. - the list goes on... eish!

Where is your wish?

oh yes... oops...

i wish for a happy family life with my wife and son and for it never to end...

How in the world do you expect me to destroy that wish and not be evil?

Make another wish or I will be forced to say - Granted. You are all bitten by Vampires and can now live happily forever


I wish for real vanilla ice cream

Granted - but it's fake vanilla and tastes synthetic...

I wish for my son to grow up and be uber-successful, yet stay humble...

Granted - but he is so humble that his fame does not last long - he is a one hit wonder.


I wish for a sports car

Granted - but then you crash it or it gets stolen or the insurance is too much to pay on a monthly basis....

I wish this game would carry on until the end of 2008...

Granted - a bot comes online and you are compelled to post to everyone of its posts. And on the 31st Dec 2008 - the bot's programming expires.

I wish that we could have world peace.

Granted - We discover aliens and make enemy's with them instead

I wish "Father of the Pride" comes out with more seasons

Granted - However you are the father of your own pride

I wish for everything and nothing...

Granted ... everything ventured, nothing gained.

I wish that cats and mice could live in perfect harmony for all eternity.

Granted - However the cats missing their favourite squishy food made a time machine went back in time and had you for dinner before the wish was even thought

I wish for loud noise!

BANG!

I wish for silence so that I can sleep peacefully for the rest of the night.

Granted. You sleep for far too long and miss your anniversary completely.



I wish my meetings go well this morning.

Granted, but they are all held in the bottom of a well

I wish we could have the recently active topics in a sidebar again